I'll mostly be doin' stuff on FF cause this site doesn't have my preferred reading... Err... Catalog... So look for Nessy21.

I'll keep my funny quotes here though. You know, quotes of my idiot friends that I find amusing. -shrugs-

#1
"Ghost, demon, french fry, I don't care! I'll kick its ass!" - Devin, talking about Paranormal Activity (c)

#2
"Why don't we dissect something besides frogs? Like, a horse!" - Devin
"Oh my God!" - Me

3
"-stare-" - Devin
"... Fuck! I just lost the game..." - Me

#4
"Next class we're gonna watch 'The Cove'." - Mr. Mendez, my science teacher
"WE'RE WATCHING PORN?!" - Me (His accent is confusing, okay?!)

#5
"Vanessa and her monster cock... -takes picture with phone-" - Danielle
"What? ... Oh, shit." - Me, just noticing I was sitting on 'penis tree'. (There's a tree by our library that has a branch that looks like a penis. xD)

#6
"My brother said I was false advertising 'cause of my complexity." Me (I'm a pale Dominican. xD I meant complexion.)

#7
"Sorry, I was deep in thought... Thinkin'-" Me
"About touching someone's pee pee?!" - Devin, he was talking about pee pee's or something.
"Huh, what, fuck no! -under breath- Other parts..." - Me
"Nipples?" - Devin
"-coughs- So uh what's the work?" - Me

#8
"Did you know Scooby Doo's Japanese?" - Devin
"Yeah. He says the R sound before everything." - Me

#9
"So that's why the Yankees in New York... " - Mr. Mendez, talking about time zones.
"-raises head from nap- Suck. What?" - Me

#10
"I'm getting fat." - Me
" It's 'cause you're sedated." - Jasmine
" ... Fuuuuuck..." - Me
" Yeah, that's what you need to do." - Devin

#11
"-whispering- Ah, tsh, push it... Push it real good..." - Devin
"-looking around- What the fuck??" - Me

#12
"What the f- You saw that shit??" -Me, after the computer's froze for a second and flashed in the library while doing a project.

#13
"This is invasion of privacy." - Me, while the class was watching a video on washing your hands. (Swin flu prevention)

#14
"You laugh a lot, dude." - Me, while Miguel was looking up info for our project on Italy.
"'Sexual harassment is common.'" - Miguel
"AHAHAHA!" - Me

#15
"So what're you gonna do?" - Miguel
"I'm gonna draw Circe with a bunch of animals around her. Which is gonna be hard, cause I suck at animals." - Me
"Hehe... You suck at animals." - Miguel
"-laughing- You're an asshole." - Me

#16
"Ima firin' meh lazer! Shoop da woop!" - Juan

#17
"I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I am a drunk." - Me

#18
"You put your penis finger on me! That's not cool!" - Claudine

#19
"Fuck yeah! Gimme mah A!" - Me, passing some quiz in science.

#20
"Know where I wanna go? NIPPLEAPOLIS!" - Bryan

#21
"She said she was experimental." - Me
"Experimental my ass... No, wait!" - Devin

#22
"Ew! You're doing a project?! At school?! What's wrong with you?!" - Me
"What's wrong with you?" - King
"What's wrong with your face?" - Me
"Project? Who's sinning?" - Devin

#23
"Stop beating around the bush... Heh heh... 'Beating around the bush'..." - Devin

#24
"If a cow's nipples are on it's stomach-" - Devin
"Oh- Fuck, God just stop, shuddup. Stop talking. I don't wanna know where this is going." - Me

#25
"We were having a conversation on the bus the other day and it went from superheros to flying, flying to fat chicks, fat chicks to Scooby Doo, and Scooby Doo to sandwiches! Nothing makes sense anymore!!" - Devin

#26
"Rachel! Lick it off! Now!" - Me, with whipped cream on my lips xD
"I would but there's people around." - Rachel
"-pause- What the fuck's the problem with that?" - Me

#27
"Oh my God, he's taking his condoms! That bastard!" - Me, during science class and we were watching Stomp The Yard. Yes, this was yelled out.
"Yes, he's stealing his condoms. His magnum, golden-packaged condoms." - Mr. Mendez, best teacher EVAR! XD

#28
"Who you talking about? Vanessa?" - Lolette
"What? Hell no. Vanessa can't sing." - Claudine
" D: " - Me... D:

#29
"Somewhere last year, I said my bookbag smelled like strawberries and razors." - Me
"How the fu-" - Rachel
"Don't ask." - Me

#30
"My phone senses are tingling." - Me

#31
"Liquor in the front, poker in the rear." - Shane from L word, MY GOD I LOVE HER!! 8DD

#32
"Most of these are from 6th period!" - Yovanny, passing out test papers
"Yovi, we ARE in 6th period..." - Me
"... Oh yeaaaah!!" - Yovi

#33
"What did I just say? You're not fuckin' see-through." - Me
"We can MAKE him see-through! We have the technology!" - Devin

#34
"Yeah everything's bigger in Texas, but everything's smaller on Earth. What the fuck." - Me, after some lesson in science.

#35
"Why do you get to curse?" - Jen
"It's cause he's black." - Me
"Black people have earned the right to curse." - Devin
"I bet." - Me

#36
"... You're serious? Oh my God, is she serious? She's gonna do it? Holy fuck, you're serious?!" - Me, at a party and Sam said she'd lick icing off my lips... She did. xD

#37
"You think backwards. Sex makes you think of abstinence. Abstinence makes you think of sex. What do lesbians make you think of, gay guys?" - Paige
"Hot! Wait, what?" - Me

#38
"Wow Kayla, your ringtone couldn't be any gayer." - Me
"You couldn't be any gayer!" - Kayla
"-pause- Oh, yes I can." - Me

#39
"Oh for fucks' sake, MAKEOUT WITH ME!!" - Me, it's like an everyday thing...

#40
"You remind me of my friend, George. He's a fuckin' dumbass!" - Devin
"HEYYY!! D: " - Me
"Oh shi- No, wait!" - Devin

#41
"You fucked up." - Devin
"Your face is fucked up." - Me
"I'll fuck your face up." - Devin
"I'll fuck your face down." - Me
"I'll fuck YOU face down."
"... -pause, then leaves to get paper to write all this down while he's laughing-" - Me
"Gettin' Vanessa from the back..." - Mat'queta
"WHAT?! Oh God, Devin that's 2! - Me, talking about writing two things down
"What, you trying to see who hollers at you the most?" - King
"Fuckin' white boy comment." - Devin

#42
"Venus is yellow and red." - Mr. Mendez
"Did he just say 'penis'?!" - Me and Devin

#43
"You can do the first four, and I'll do the last five." - Me, while doing a project with the planets
"Oh sure, leave me the small hard ones... Oh fuck. Don't write that." - Devin
"Too late." - Me

#44
"And on the biggest one, you put the names of you and your partner." - Mr. Mendez
"Pfft!! Ha ha!!" - Me and Devin

#45
"I'll fuck you lazy." - Devin
"I don't wanna play this again." - Me

#46
"Shut up!" - Me
"Don't tell me what to do!" - Andy
"Don't tell ME what to do!" - Me
"So what do I do?" - Andy

#47
"Get her Scrappy! Bite the bitch!" - Allan
"Your ass better be talkin' about the cat..." - Me

#48
"Would you fuck me? Cause I would fuck me." - Rachel
"Yes, Rachel, we would all fuck you." - Me, sighing

#49
"Now class, how do we communicate? There's cellphones, house phones, e-mail, MySpace, YourSpace, whatever. As long as you frikkin' talk to each other so you don't fail, dude." - Ms. Feria

#50
"I have an extra pencil, but I don't think you'd wanna use it." - Miguel
"Does it have lead and an eraser?" - Me
"Pft... He he he..." - Miguel
"Asshole." - Me

#51
"Do you have any more kisses for me?" - Me
"Dammit, Vanessa! No more candy!" - Nicolette
"The hell? I wasn't talkin' about candy." - Me

#52
"At least Aron is answering the questions, while Kevin over here is comiendo mierda." - Ms. Mezawi, translated 'eating shit.' XD

#53
"You're really goin' to D.C? That's a state or city?" - Andy
"Oh my fu- No wonder your ass got kicked outta high school." - Me

#54
"She sent me a text that said 'rawr' and I told her that she wants to get in my pants and she said 'hell yeah!'." - Me, to Devin
"What?" - Chris
"SHE. WANTS. TO. GET. IN. MY. PAAAANTS!" - Me
"What??" - Mr. Mendez

#55
"When Jose was born, it was because an awkward silence was right before." - Monica

#56
"Handcuffs are a black man's gloves." - Sean

#57
"Fuck yo couch." - Daisy
"Shut the fuck up." - Me

#58
"So you're a Cancer?" - Daisy
"Yup." - Me
"Do you have cancer?" - Daisy
"No?" - Me
"Why not?" - Daisy

#59
"Fuck yo couch." - Daisy
"Okay! Fuck, we get it! You wanna fuck a couch!" - Me
"Okay? Can I fuck you on a couch?" - Daisy

#60
"Can I show this to my mom? -after I enter #'s 57-59 - Never mind." - Daisy

#61
"Oh my God, you look like a dude with that haircut!" - Nikki
"Why thank you. I can be your dude." - Me

#62
"Fuck yo couch." - Daisy
"-long sigh- I... Will never curse again..." - Me

#63
"You wanna get AIDs?" - Me, my lip was bleeding... Think it through.
"-facepalm-" - Daisy