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| Andrew Joshua Talon |
Author has written 41 stories for General, General, Historical, Humor, Sci-Fi, Essay, Romance, Love, Biography, War, Spiritual, Fantasy, and Supernatural. NAME: Andrew Joshua Talon
GENDER: Male Just your average, patriotic American guy, who is from a proudly military and Christian background. Despite all my suffering, and troubles, and setbacks, unlike others who have gone through similar hardships, I haven't turned into an emo kid or some other kind of un-self-aware loser. I write for fun, for educational purposes, and maybe for a future career. I really have no idea what I want to do with my life. I am a huge anime fan, not to mention lover of Western literature such as Aristotle, Socrates, Dickens, Shakespeare, and other classics. I also enjoy Amy Tan, Sun Tzu, and Confucious. I love all kinds of music (save for rap, hip hop and hippie), science fiction (except for Star Trek: Enterprise), and British humor. Look out for my Muhammad Joe series, wherein I mock the terrorists currently holding the population of the Middle East hostage, their obvious efforts to conquer us, and their bad hygiene. Might as well cover all my bases. I eat flames for lunch. Bring it on. | |||||||||||
1. Antioch reviewsBetween Heaven, Hell, and Earth they do their work, as they have done ever since time began. But as Antioch and his partner Virginia Dare are about to discover, the work of an angel of death will never be routine...Supernatural - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-20-07 - Published: 2-20-072. GiftsA story I wrote as a Christmas gift for several of my friends. A lone warrior tries to find a way to redeem himself, as his family and friends try to help him remember who he is, underneath his bloodsoaked skin...Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-23-07 - Published: 1-23-073. 20 Truths about Andrew J Talon reviewsTwenty truths about myself. Take as you will.Biography - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-15-06 - Published: 12-15-064. Faith in Me reviewsInspired by a NOOMA video, this essay deals with a different view of Jesus's walk on water.Complete - Spiritual - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-29-06 - Published: 11-29-065. Where is El Cid? reviewsA cry against the night.Complete - War - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-11-06 - Published: 11-11-066. A Brief History of Eternity reviewsOr, my life after two years in college. A humorous summary. C'mon, you know you'll like it...Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-25-06 - Published: 6-25-067. Zoological » reviewsWhen a discredited scientist releases a disease that triggers accelerated evolution in teenagers, the results are staggering, powerful-And dangerous.Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,092 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 6-24-06 - Published: 1-26-068. Endless Blue reviewsIn the year 2037, the United States and her allies are fighting above and beneath the waves, as the ocean has become the greatest battlefield in human history...Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-23-06 - Published: 1-23-069. Regulated Sin reviewsThe new, improved essay on the benefits of legalizing prostitution. Enjoy, you sick perverts. (wink)Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-4-05 - Published: 10-4-0510. The Verbal BattlefieldArguments are more than mere disagreements: They are battlefields of the mind.General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-29-05 - Published: 9-29-0511. Marriage is NOT a Mortgage reviewsC'mon, people! It isn't this hard!Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-29-05 - Published: 9-29-0512. My First Day of CollegeTitle says it all.Biography - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-1-05 - Published: 9-1-0513. Alamosa Backwoods ExperienceA slightly unpleasant chapter of my life in college...Biography - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-1-05 - Published: 9-1-0514. Metal Barracuda reviewsWhat will submarine warfare be like in the coming decades? Find out here...Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-1-05 - Published: 9-1-0515. The Dagger Wall reviewsTwo paths before you: Life and Death. The only thing between them is the dagger of your mind...Biography - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-1-05 - Published: 9-1-0516. Dear Senator Salazzar reviewsA letter to my congressman...Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-9-04 - Published: 12-9-0417. Legalized Sin reviewsA proposal in favor of legalizing prostitution...Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-9-04 - Published: 12-9-0418. Description of a Woman reviewsJust read it.Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-17-04 - Published: 9-17-0419. Spooky reviewsA songfic in response to Lucia Tanaka's "Lie In Our Graves". Enjoy.Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-25-04 - Published: 6-25-0420. My Family reviewsA psychological study into the family of Andrew J. Talon. An essay this bizarre DESERVES to be here...Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-15-04 - Published: 2-15-0421. Organ Harvesting of Convicted Felons in the USA » reviewsA compare-contrast essay, exploring the possible benefits and repurcussions of the harvesting of convicts in our country.Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-15-04 - Published: 2-15-0422. Stare Long Enough » reviewsIn an alternate universe, where Hitler won World War Two, a number of authors struggle to survive...Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,106 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 2-15-04 - Published: 10-15-0223. Silence reviewsBeing accused of the worst human crime available leaves your heart an empty silence. To whomever accused me of this travesty, I hate you, I loathe you, and I hope you suffer what you've wrongfully accused me of. Because, I do not rape, because I love.General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 2-6-03 - Published: 2-6-0324. Goodbye to You » reviewsUm... Heh, this song-essay clearly shows the need for clearer communication, eh heh...General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 10-4-02 - Published: 10-3-0225. Super Volcanoes! reviewsThis is NOT science fiction. This is science FACT, and anyone who sees this owes it to themselves and humanity to at least read it! A scientific essay I wrote that, if you don't read anything else scientific for the rest of your LIFE, you must read!Historical - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-7-02 - Published: 9-7-0226. Snowy Hills reviewsA poem simply about how I miss the winter and snow...General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-30-02 - Published: 8-30-0227. Rainbow of Eternity reviewsThis wasn't written by me, rather my father after my mother died. But, I thought that it was good and should be posted, and so here it is...General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-30-02 - Published: 8-30-0228. Spam reviewsOh, nothing much. Just some general ranting about Spam E-Mail. R&R, pleaseGeneral - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-29-02 - Published: 7-29-0229. Who's God? reviewsJust some general religious questions and thoughts. R&R, please...Historical - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 7-29-02 - Published: 7-29-0230. Humanity: Close Up, and Wide Angle reviewsThis is an essay I wrote when I was very angry at my family. But, that has passed, but the message of this peice is clear. So, please R&RGeneral - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-12-02 - Published: 7-12-0231. Shock reviewsA poem for my youth pastor, who died before my eyes. R&R, please...General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6-4-02 - Published: 6-4-0232. Flu! reviewsJust my take on what it's like with the flu, after being through it. Ugh, indeed...General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-28-02 - Published: 3-28-0233. Birthday reviewsA little poem for my birthday. Not much, but I thought it couldn't hurt. R&R please.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-5-02 - Published: 3-5-0234. The Trial of Abstinence reviewsA mature look at abstinence in society. Please R&R...General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-12-02 - Published: 1-12-0235. Solitude reviewsJust my thoughts on being alone with yourself. R&R please.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-12-02 - Published: 1-12-0236. Evil reviewsThe evil of MSN membership e-mail drives. Not to be taken seriously, mind you. R&R, please...Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-12-02 - Published: 1-12-0237. Shattered Dreams: The Theoretical Fall of the USA reviewsWhat would it be like if the United States split up into different countries? Here are a few possibilites.....Historical - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-21-01 - Published: 12-21-0138. Coffeee Shop reviewsA little coffee shop in history. Joan of Arc drinking a latte, JFK and Marilyn Monroe making out, and one very confused Talon. R&R, please!Historical - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12-17-01 - Published: 12-17-0139. Homework reviewsDeath to homework! For all my fellow homework haters! If you like homework.....You have major issues.General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 11-5-01 - Published: 11-5-0140. I am an American reviewsMy feelings, as an American citizen, about the recent attack on our soil. The genre is for what I was feeling when I wrote this.General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 9-12-01 - Published: 9-12-0141. The Bus Stop of Nostalgia reviewsWaiting at the bus stop, the author has a conversation with his old imaginary friend.General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 12-14-00 - Published: 12-14-00
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