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since: 06-30-09, id: 676605, Profile Updated: 10-14-09
country: United States
Author has written 25 stories for Horror, Life, Humor, Nature, Humor, Fantasy, Politics, Fantasy, Action, General, Supernatural, Fable, Love, Young Adult, and War.

Hello! I am Person of the Pen and I am a teenager with a serious thing for online fanfic sites. I am also DarkAngelSnapeLover from fanfiction.net, and UberReader AND MegaReader here on fictionpress. You can link yourself to those amazing profiles with these links: www.fanfiction.net/u1825804/DarkAngelSnapeLover and www.fanfiction.net/u2030645/UberReader .

A little note from me: If you've written me a PM or something, I probably haven't read it. Sorry, but I can't access my email from the main locations I go online at, so...sorry for the inconvenience, but...yeah, it sucks.

I have one upcoming series to tell the bored readers of my profile: it's called Harvest Moon and it is a soap opera series that will be in the young adult category. It's on-going, and kind of like a television show that is either an hour or thirty minutes, depending on what mood I'm in. It's up right now!! http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2718942/1/Harvest_Moon And PLEASE review so that I can use YOUR characters in the next season!!

So, for this account, only my most favorite works of literature. I like writing novels, but since I have been introduced to the world of fan fiction, I have taken to writing shorter stories. They're fun really, getting everything down in fifty pages of less and then waiting fifty years of more for someone to come along and review it. Amazing times those are, amazing.

I will upload more sooner or later, currently I don't have the time. So, if you like my works, I hope you like to wait. Now, RANDOMNESS!

More random things about me:

Favorite TV Shows: Stargate: SG1, MacGyver, Robot Chicken, Monk, N.C.I.S., and numerous others that many of you do not care about, therefore I am moving along to over favorite items.

Favorites in a list so I don't have to keep hitting the bold button:

Songs: too many to list, so we'll move along now Music: I'll listen to many things, except opera and rap. Everything else is good.

Movie: Die Hard (the first one), UP! (17 is the new 5 people. No, that's just how I roll), and quite a few others.

Books: Harry Potter series, The Dead and the Gone, Life as we Knew it (those last two go together but I don't know if there is an actual name for the series), and...we're still working on this category. Come back later.

Well, that's all I can think of for now. I'm a rather boring rambler, but I think I'm a good author. By the way, updating isn't really something I can stay on top of at the moment. I don't have the internet at home, so I rely on my mother's quiet days at the office once a month or so. We'll see, we'll see.

General User StatsYou are on the favorites list of 3 members.You are on the author alert list of 2 members.You have submitted a total of 55 signed reviews.Total words archived : 36,750 words.Average number of words per story : 1,531Total hits to Profile Page : 120

Favorite Quotes (that I've used in something of mine):

-I only aim high because I'm short.

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1. Harvest Moon » reviews
The first season is complete! This is a teenage soap opera with thrills, chills, and drama. Rated T for later episodes. Season Two will be out soon! Review with suggestions/character ideas.
Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,607 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-20-09 - Published: 9-10-09
2. The Angel
Tragedy in a raw form. Could make you cry, not sure.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-14-09 - Published: 10-14-09
3. Alone
A poem about war.
Complete - War - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-25-09 - Published: 9-25-09
4. The Tortured Child reviews
Dedicated to my friend Becca, this little poem shows why she is indeed a tortured child. R&R
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-10-09 - Published: 9-10-09
5. WHERE IS IT! reviews
The search for a usable restroom is a terrible fight for one unlucky office worker. R&R
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-31-09 - Published: 7-31-09
6. Ode to Being Alone reviews
Reasons why I'm alone and proud, and reasons why it's okay to be alone
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-31-09 - Published: 7-31-09
7. Ode to Mentraul Bleeding reviews
Need I explain this one? Teen because it is not polite.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-31-09 - Published: 7-31-09
8. Ode Series reviews
A series of humorous odes concerning a small, natural part in the lives of everyone on earth: gas/
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-31-09 - Published: 7-31-09
9. Destination Unknown
A fictional carried birthed this humourous work of fiction that could EASILY happen. Enjoy!
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-31-09 - Published: 7-31-09
10. The Gatekeeper reviews
A serious lesson for teenage pranksters. Will all of them survive?
Complete - Fable - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-31-09 - Published: 7-31-09
11. Whenever Darkness Comes »
After inheritting her father's farm, a girl also inherits problems of the magical sort. R&R
Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,502 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-31-09 - Published: 7-31-09
12. Running
A play-on-verbs where one decision changes everything.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-31-09 - Published: 7-31-09
13. Super Spy!
After choosing the identity of a spy, Elizabeth discovers how even the Witness Protection Program can be dangerous. Sequels soon.
Action - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-31-09 - Published: 7-31-09
14. Political Stand
My poem about politics. I don't get onto anyone, so please keep that in ming if you feel the need to send evil messages/reviews
Complete - Politics - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-31-09 - Published: 7-31-09
15. Dreamscape reviews
A girl falls into a dream so amazing she wishes she never had to leave. With her wish granted, what consequences await?
Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,214 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-31-09 - Published: 7-31-09
16. Leave Him Be!
My rant to news channels who can't leave the dead alone, and who annoy the unbiased living! One curse word.
Complete - Politics - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-31-09 - Published: 7-31-09
17. Peasant's Fairytale Come True
A peasant becomes king for a day, but he doesn't have a say! And a dragon appears! Oh dear, oh dear!
Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-31-09 - Published: 7-31-09
18. Questions from a Dog reviews
A dog rants in interview format about numerous things done by his owners. R&R
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-31-09 - Published: 7-31-09
19. Elevator Woes reviews
Challenge inside. A woman's reasons to take the stairs.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-31-09 - Published: 7-31-09
20. Having a cat is fun reviews
Having a cat is really fun, unless your brother owns a gun'...
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-13-09 - Published: 7-13-09
21. Pretty Bird reviews
A pretty bird in nature exiting without a problem....Nope, I was wrong. R&R please
Complete - Nature - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-13-09 - Published: 7-13-09
22. Uncommon Responses to Common Phrases reviews
Sequel. The bitch in my head's current final outing...well, to you:
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-13-09 - Published: 7-13-09
23. Uncommon Answers to Common Questions
The bitch in my head is here, so get ready for her outrageous responses. Sequel available.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-13-09 - Published: 7-13-09
24. A Day in the Life of a Working Woman reviews
A poem that covers the day of a working woman that just can't seem to get into a good grove. Funny if you've been there.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-13-09 - Published: 7-13-09
25. The Worms Inside Me
Have you ever felt the sensation that something was crawling inside you? The narrator has...and it's enough to drive him mad.
Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-13-09 - Published: 7-13-09
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