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since: 06-30-09, id: 676605, Profile Updated: 09-14-10
country: USA
Author has written 38 stories for Horror, Life, Humor, Nature, Humor, Fantasy, Politics, Fantasy, Action, General, Supernatural, Fable, Love, General, War, Romance, Kids, and Sci-Fi.

Hello! I am Person of the Pen and I am a teenager with a serious thing for online fanfic sites. I am also DarkAngelSnapeLover from fanfiction.net, and UberReader AND MegaReader here on fictionpress. You can link yourself to those amazing profiles with these links: www.fanfiction.net/u1825804/DarkAngelSnapeLover and www.fanfiction.net/u2030645/UberReader . I have a DeviantArt as DarkAngelSnapeLover, but I haven't posted anything yet. I'll produce a link whenever I get a chance.

A little note from me: I am in college. I'll help you if you work with me, but don't expect timely replies and whatnot. I'm going to try to work on some things to post on here during my next break, but don't count on anything.

UPCOMING BREAK: I will be 100 unavailable from this coming up Thurday until the end of September. Just PM me if you need anything, but I won't be back for a while.

I have one upcoming series to tell the bored readers of my profile: it's called Harvest Moon and it is a soap opera series that will be in the young adult category. It's on-going, and kind of like a television show that is either an hour or thirty minutes, depending on what mood I'm in. It's up right now!! http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2718942/1/Harvest_Moon And PLEASE review so that I can use YOUR characters in the next season!!

So, for this account, only my most favorite works of literature. I like writing novels, but since I have been introduced to the world of fan fiction, I have taken to writing shorter stories. They're fun really, getting everything down in fifty pages of less and then waiting fifty years of more for someone to come along and review it. Amazing times those are, amazing.

Now I'm advertising for myself. One of my favorites, the Angel, is AWESOME, so check it out. And Harvest Moon needs some love. It's an amazing teenage soap opera and it needs help from fans to keep going. CHECK IT OUT!

I will upload more sooner or later, currently I don't have the time. So, if you like my works, I hope you like to wait. Now, RANDOMNESS!

More random things about me:

Favorite TV Shows: Stargate: SG1, MacGyver, Robot Chicken, Monk, N.C.I.S., and numerous others that many of you do not care about, therefore I am moving along to over favorite items.

Favorites in a list so I don't have to keep hitting the bold button:

Songs: too many to list, so we'll move along now Music: I'll listen to many things, except opera and rap. Everything else is good.

Movie: Die Hard (the first one), UP! (17 is the new 5 people. No, that's just how I roll), and quite a few others.

Books: Harry Potter series, The Dead and the Gone, Life as we Knew it (those last two go together but I don't know if there is an actual name for the series), and...we're still working on this category. Come back later.

Well, that's all I can think of for now. I'm a rather boring rambler, but I think I'm a good author. By the way, updating isn't really something I can stay on top of at the moment. I don't have the internet at home, so I rely on my mother's quiet days at the office once a month or so. We'll see, we'll see.

General User Stats You are on the favorites list of 4 members.You are on the author alert list of 2 members.You have submitted a total of 57 signed reviews.Total words archived : 48,952 words.Average number of words per story : 1,958

Total hits to Profile Page : 171

female come backs
pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing

Favorite Quotes (that I've used in something of mine):

-I only aim high because I'm short.


1. Worst Enemy reviews
A horrible tale of a girl whose life was ruined by a boy.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-17-09 - Complete
2. Vines reviews
Nice little poem from the point of view of someone who may be the stalker of a groom of another woman. Interesting poem. Enjoy.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-17-09 - Complete
3. The Rain reviews
The past is the past for a girl seeing a rainstorm as a past relationship.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-17-09 - Complete
4. The Emptiness
A supernatural tale of love and tragedy.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Published: 12-17-09 - Complete
5. the air is losing power
In a distant world, destruction is just a step away.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Published: 12-17-09 - Complete
6. Rainbow Wishes reviews
Tragedy from a child's eyes. Very sad story.
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-17-09 - Complete
7. Losing the Lost
Love occurs even when those around the lovers have no idea.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Published: 12-17-09 - Complete
8. Looming Love reviews
Will a girl get her perfect man or will she have to try harder?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-17-09 - Complete
9. Do you love me?
A woman must decide to stay or go when it comes to her marriage.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Published: 12-17-09 - Complete
10. And the storm rages on
A battle written as parts of a storm.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Published: 12-17-09 - Complete
11. A piece of paper reviews
A poem about what can happen to a piece of paper.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-17-09 - Complete
12. Chrys the SPy
A gorgeous spy is on the mission. Could she find love during her travels? Rated T to be safe.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,605 - Published: 12-17-09
13. No Comment
A tale of worst enemies being paired together. Will they decide to become friends once again or will they learn to accept their differences and move on? Long one-shot. R&R
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,472 - Published: 12-17-09 - Complete
14. Harvest Moon » reviews
The first season is complete! This is a teenage soap opera with thrills, chills, and drama. Rated T for later episodes. Season Two will be out soon! Review with suggestions/character ideas. For this to continue, I will need your help!
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,796 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 11-20-09 - Published: 9-10-09 - Complete
15. The Angel reviews
Tragedy in a raw form. Could make you cry, not sure.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-14-09 - Complete
16. Alone reviews
A poem about war.
Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-25-09 - Complete
17. The Tortured Child reviews
Dedicated to my friend Becca, this little poem shows why she is indeed a tortured child. R&R
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-10-09 - Complete
18. WHERE IS IT! reviews
The search for a usable restroom is a terrible fight for one unlucky office worker. R&R
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-31-09 - Complete
19. Ode to Being Alone reviews
Reasons why I'm alone and proud, and reasons why it's okay to be alone
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-31-09 - Complete
20. Ode to Mentraul Bleeding reviews
Need I explain this one? Teen because it is not polite.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-31-09 - Complete
21. Ode Series reviews
A series of humorous odes concerning a small, natural part in the lives of everyone on earth: gas/
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-31-09 - Complete
22. Destination Unknown
A fictional carried birthed this humourous work of fiction that could EASILY happen. Enjoy!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Published: 7-31-09 - Complete
23. The Gatekeeper reviews
A serious lesson for teenage pranksters. Will all of them survive?
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-31-09 - Complete
24. Whenever Darkness Comes »
After inheritting her father's farm, a girl also inherits problems of the magical sort. R&R
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,118 - Published: 7-31-09 - Complete
25. Running
A play-on-verbs where one decision changes everything.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Published: 7-31-09 - Complete
26. Super Spy!
After choosing the identity of a spy, Elizabeth discovers how even the Witness Protection Program can be dangerous. Sequels soon.
Fiction: Action - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Published: 7-31-09
27. Political Stand
My poem about politics. I don't get onto anyone, so please keep that in ming if you feel the need to send evil messages/reviews
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Published: 7-31-09 - Complete
28. Dreamscape reviews
A girl falls into a dream so amazing she wishes she never had to leave. With her wish granted, what consequences await?
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,177 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-31-09 - Complete
29. Leave Him Be!
My rant to news channels who can't leave the dead alone, and who annoy the unbiased living! One curse word.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Published: 7-31-09 - Complete
30. Peasant's Fairytale Come True
A peasant becomes king for a day, but he doesn't have a say! And a dragon appears! Oh dear, oh dear!
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Published: 7-31-09 - Complete
31. Questions from a Dog reviews
A dog rants in interview format about numerous things done by his owners. R&R
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-31-09 - Complete
32. Elevator Woes reviews
Challenge inside. A woman's reasons to take the stairs.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-31-09 - Complete
33. Having a cat is fun reviews
Having a cat is really fun, unless your brother owns a gun'...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-13-09 - Complete
34. Pretty Bird reviews
A pretty bird in nature exiting without a problem...Nope, I was wrong. R&R please
Poetry: Nature - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-13-09 - Complete
35. Uncommon Responses to Common Phrases reviews
Sequel. The bitch in my head's current final outing...well, to you:
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-13-09 - Complete
36. Uncommon Answers to Common Questions
The bitch in my head is here, so get ready for her outrageous responses. Sequel available.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Published: 7-13-09 - Complete
37. A Day in the Life of a Working Woman reviews
A poem that covers the day of a working woman that just can't seem to get into a good grove. Funny if you've been there.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-13-09 - Complete
38. The Worms Inside Me
Have you ever felt the sensation that something was crawling inside you? The narrator has...and it's enough to drive him mad.
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Published: 7-13-09 - Complete
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