We are a collaborative group of 5 handsome and 1 beautiful BAMF's. Our sexualities range from asexual to flaming queer. We write hardcore emotive poetry including but not limited to the topics of: video game obsession, flatulence, Ryan's gay hair (that is not actually gay, it's quite sexy), and the price of water. We also do madlibs and slash parody horrific fictional stories.

We are mostly American males (with one girl and one sexy guy from the land of Oz thrown in for good measure) who take pride and pleasure in having a good laugh as well as making fun of less fortunate (read: idiotic (read: Stephenie Meyer)) writers than ourselves who actually think the shit they spout out is high quality. We have an epic slashed twilight-esque fic in the makings. It will be epic, it will be slash, and it will be loosely fabricated after the enigma that is Twilight. Hardcore shit, you guys; only serious readers please. All h8ers, flamers, homophobes, and members of the anti-Twilight coalition will be blocked and/or violated.

Like I said before, we are some hardcore BAMF's, so don't be messin' with us, yo. Y'all get up in our grills and we be slappin some bitchez. (Yes, we are all white.)