Ho-la! Que pasa? Ha! I don't even know if I spelled that right! Since I found out that a foreign language is not required in school, my interest in learning Spanish has just been flushed down the toilet! Flush! Well, I'm halfdemonamanda, but you can just call me Amanda. I also have a fanfiction.net and youtube account under the same name if you want to look me up on either of them. Well, I guess a little about me is that I like writing fantasy the most and romance the least, but those things always have to come together I suppose to make good stories, so mine will be mixed with both of them! Mythology has always been really cool to me, so that's probably why Tamora Pierce is my favorite author! She incorporates unicorns and griffins with magic and tons of romance with a lot of twists and turns throughout the stories. She's awesome, and if you haven't read her books yet, you SERIOUSLY need to! I really like anime, and my favorites are Naruto, Bleach, and Inuyasha along with a ton more! I also like yaoi. So if you can't stand it, but can still be my friend, that's great! But if not, I suggest you go away. Well, that's really all about me, so after this will just be the copy and paste section. I hope you enjoy my stories, and I like positive feedback and critism, NOT FLAMES! Thanks! Have fun! And sorry about suck a long profile...if you don't like the copy and paste things, just skip to my stories. -_0

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

"Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand gay guys with M16s going, ‘Who'd you call a faggot?'"- Jon Stewart

Women arent aloud in the parachute regiment in any part of the USA relating to Military. Those bastards.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

They laugh because we're losers... We laugh because they just figured it out.

The 50-50-90 rule: any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I live there and really don't want to see you everyday.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Well, the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

what i have is not a dream...
because I will make it into a reality...
~~sasuke uchiha! XD XD ~ !!

"Remember, darkness does not always equate to evil, just as light does not always bring good."
— P.C. Cast (Betrayed)

"There are 3 choices in life. Be Good get good or give up. You went for column D. Why? The simple answer is, If You Don't Try, You Can't Fail." -From doctor house, the most cynical man who happens to have a cane

"Light travels faster than sound, that's why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak."

"The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us."

The bigger the TROUBLE the grater the VICTORY!!

I'm the girl you never get just quite what you see.

You can see I want you, by the way I push you away.

Dont judge me tomorrow by the way I'm acting today!

-I'm the girl whose kickin' the coke machine!

Azula:We have been presented with an extraordinary opportunity, girls.
Ty Lee:Mai gets to wear makeup thats NOT totally depressing?
Mai:sarcastically Haha

why don't you love me?
because i'm not perfect?
that makes no damn sense...
then again...
neither does love...

JOJOBA!!

If you desire to know the truth then you must know that you also need the courage to accept it as well.

Yuuko Ichihara : - "In This world there no such thing as coincidence, only inevitability."

"What do you do when there is an evil you canot defeat by just means? Do you stain your hands with evil to destroy evil, or do you remain steadfastly just and righteous even if it means surrendering to evil? In my case, I commit evil to destroy the greater evil." ~Zero (Lelouch) from Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion R2

Kallen:"What are you doing?"
Lelouch:"Uh, what indeed."-From episode 5

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a detention or library or somewhere where it is supposed to be quiet copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (And cracks. And desks. And chairs. And loose floorboards. And door frames. And air. And...)(I'm worse than Bella, really.)

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the frick'n trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been poked and made a noise resembling that of a constipated animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile

IF YOU ARE ON A MAJOR SUGAR RUSH RIGHT NOW COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

If you have ever wondered why there are no animals with polka-dots on them that are colors like blue and pink or yellow... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the words confused and puzzled are boring and that the word confuzzled is much better. Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you look every time at the "objects" your friends point at just to make you look. Copy and paste this into your profile.

"Smart remarks already? Nice eye-patch, by the way, although it should've covered your mouth, too."-Edward Elric, FMA: Conqueror of Shamballa

Here ya go, ladies...the comebacks you've always needed
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and I together
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

ONE FOR THE GIRLS!
(1) A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I'm gonna make you the happiest woman alive." the woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
(2)Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And
Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death. AMEN
(3) Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for
breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
(4) Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor

If you think that even though Tenten doesn't show up in the manga/anime too much, she deserves more appreciation and that she kicks butt, copy and past this to your profile

If your family wonders how you can remeber all the Naruto character's names, copy this into your profile

If you actually wouldn't mind school if it was Naruto-related, copy and paste this to your profile

If you miss Sasuke at age eight and hate him at age fifteen, copy and paste this to your profile

If you LOVE Evanescence, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put it on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real or you were one of them copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted to braid Neji's hair, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever wanted to feel Lee's eyebrows, copy and paste this into your profile

Deidara will never be forgotten and will live on in our hearts. If you think this copy and paste this in your profile.

If you hate Nejihina copy this into your profile.

If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile

If you like Shikatem, copy this into your profile.

If you make absolutely no plans on Saturday night and risk your social life just to watch Naruto, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you enjoy laughing at the pain or misfortune of others copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If 2 of your friends jumped off a cliff, would you be standing there laughing your ass off. If you are copy and paste this (Only if they are not one of my closest friends, maybe like my classmates, surely I would LAUGH!)

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. (Surely, I don't even want to see that person, but that person is in the same class as me. Actually there are 3 of them. I have to hold myself to chill mentally)

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

if you have fallen in love with a fictional charactor and cried when your parents told you he/she/thing didnt exist i know what you mean copy and past this to ur profile

If your favorite pairings are the ones that are rarely written, rarely thought of, hated, or given a "WTF?!" by others, and you're PROUD of it, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Crack pairings...hmm TT-TT)

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you enjoy watching people dance but hate dancing, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love your iPod, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you like receiving reviews, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you're lazy, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.

If you don't care about your weight, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you like being different, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you don't care about fitting in, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have watched Hannah Montana and Jonas, and fucking hate it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your ears start bleeding when you hear Hannah Montana or Jonas Brothers, copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever fallen asleep in class, copy this to your profile.

IF YOU BELEIVE FIGHTING CRIME IN MINI SKIRTS IS POSSIBLE, COPY THIS IN UR profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you get in a bad mood for no apparent reason except for bottled up emotions, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically copy this to your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

IF YOU HAVE SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever hate someone with a firey passion and wished they were tourtured in some horrific way, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (You get to know yourself better in doing that, right?)

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you don't believe life is fair shit...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think your profile is THAT long, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

1) Pick the first anime show that pops into your head...NOW.-
Naruto
(2) Pick the first character to pop into your head from that show.-
Naruto
(3) What would you do if you saw them right now?-
I would probably have run away or collided with him in a death lock bear hug and knocked him over!
(4) What do you think they would do if you did that?-
If I had run away, he probably would have ran after me and then the latter of my responces would have happened(either way, he gets glomped!) If I had hugged him, he would probably freak, but then as to not seem annoying, I would tell him Ichiraku was on me, and then he'd be happy and we would go eat ramen(oh ramen...) and become best friends so I could replace that STUPID SASUKE!
(5) How do you respond to this reaction?-
One big ass smile and a LOT of gloating at chicken butt hair dude!

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0oTiEs?
'm 0 m' was your hero?
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings?
and rAcE iSsUeS were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

"Your powers of perseption are frightening"-Sokka:The Chase

Miroku-The curse of this damned hand runs deeper than expected!
Sango-It's your personality that's cursed.

The smile when you tore me apart.
You took my heart,
Deceived me right from the start.
You showed me dreams,
I wished they'd turn into real.
You broke a promise and made me realize.
It was all just a lie.

All the world’s a stage,
And all the men and women merely players.
-William Shakespeare