Author has written 4 stories for Fantasy, and Romance.
Hobbies: Reading, writing, listening to music, playing the piano, obsessing about whatever it is I'm currently obsessed with, collecting quotes, analyzing human behavior
Favorite Book: Runemarks by Joanne Harris
Other Places I Occasionally Frequent
(My display name is currently TheWordDeity)
My Very Favorite Stories
Shades of Gray by Odalisquia
Eulogies And Post It Notes Can Change The World! by Imaginary Parachute
Letters from a toothpick fiend by Plinky
When In Rome by SweetUnknown
And now, for the section that made my old profile so enormous…
"Shut up," said Maddy.
"I feel like pudding. Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain."
"Advise your brethren. You can fight, and all of you will die, or you can not fight, in which case only most of you will die."
"We'll never survive."
"Such a strategist was the king that he had a contingecy plan for his contingency plan, and even, if circumstances required, a contingency plan for his contingency plan's contingency plan."
"I find everyone's pain funny but my own."
"This is getting ridiculous. The first assassin kills the second assassin sent to kill the first assassin, who didn't assassinate anyone until we hired the second assassin to assassinate her."
"Patience, grasshopper. Good things come to those who wait."
"Grimms scare the living daylights out of most wizards."
"This is Berk. It snows nine months out of the year and hails the other three. The food that grows here is tough and tasteless. The people that grow here are even more so."
"This is me. I am amazing."
"Maybe I'm going crazy, Damon thought, intrigued. He had never gone crazy before that he could recall, and there was some appeal in the idea."
"You know about this stuff?"
"People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually—from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint—it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly… timey-wimey… stuff."
"Doctor, they've got guns."
"Do you trust this man?"
"Okay, need a proper look. Got to draw its fire, give it a target."
A Selection of Quotes from me, my friends, and my family:
"If I had a dime for every time I saw a monster called Gray Main the Jagged…"
"Are you okay?"
"Open foot, insert mouth."
"My hand looks really pale next to yours."
"Could you cook it rare or medium rare?"
Alex: -drinking juice pouch- "Have you ever squirted someone in the face with one of these?"
"I feel really random today. I got out of the shower and my first thought was, 'I'm bleeding water'."
"In order to get away with performing in front of an audience with just maracas, you have to be very attractive and partially naked."
Me: "I'm going to kill you."
Me: "I forgot my sunglasses."
"There was a spider on my arm so then I had a fit and then I died."
"Having your online friends try to stop you from procrastinating is like asking a blind guy to teach you how to read."
"Honk your horn like crazy and see if someone will come beat you up so we can get an ambulance ride home."
"I think I'm a conversation suicide bomber."
Grandpa: "It's older than we are. Alas, no one has offered to preserve us."
"How are your eyes? Really bad or just kind of bad?"
"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup."
"The newscaster is the person who says, 'Good evening,' and then tells you why it's not."
"I reject your reality and substitute my own."
On a gravestone: "I told you I was sick."
"I want each and every American to know for certain that I'm responsible for the decisions I make, and each of you are as well."
"I get up every morning determined to both change the world and to have one hell of a good time. Sometimes this makes planning the day difficult."
"Everyone is a genius. But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid."
"Always deny the apocalypse, because you'll usually be right, and when you're wrong, there'll be nobody there to say, 'I told you so.'"
"Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak."
A Short Poem
There Was A Man by Dennis Lee
There was a man who never was
I beta'd In Which A Shirt Comes In Handy, by Seamir. It's a really great little oneshot that would definitely give you a few laughs if you wanted to go check it out. ]
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