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Author has written 2 stories for Fantasy. I'm also on FanFiction.net, here, if you want to check out my stuff there. Age: 14 Gender: Female About Me: I enjoy sarcasm and witty humor. I currently play the piano, recorder, and little bit of guitar, and have tried my hand at the clarinet, violin, hammered dulcimer, and banjo, all of which I ended up quitting. I'm interested in creative writing and language learning. My biggest dream is to be a published author. I live for reading, writing, and music. Home Town: Not telling, but I will say I live in the Northeast corner of the US. Education: Home schooled, which is completely awesome. Hobbies: Reading (I am absolutely obsessed with books), writing, listening to my MP3 player, playing the piano, role playing, learning Italian and studying Venice/Italy Pets: Two dogs: Tessa, female Chow/Border Collie/Mutt, and our brand new puppy, Ollie, male Old English Sheepdog (he's so cute!); two cats: Annie, female, white and gray, Topfur, female, sort of tigerstripe (her name means 'brave' in German...ha!) Music: Evanescence, Green Day, Paramore, Queen, Taylor Swift, Nickelback, Bon Jovi, Matchbox Twenty, Three Days Grace Songs (That aren't done by people on my Music list): New Divide by Linkin Park; Footloose by Kenny Loggins; Let's Hear It For The Boy by Deniece Williams; Rooftops by Lostprohets; Rest In Peace, Walk Through The Fire, and Under Your Spell from the Once More, With Feeling soundtrack (BtVS), Goodbye To You by Michelle Branch Movies: Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, Serenity, The Mummy (1 and 2 anyway; 3 ruined the name of The Mummy), Flushed Away, Bolt, Over the Hedge, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Princess Bride, Matrix, Star Trek, Transformers, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Say Anything, Underworld, 2012, Serendipity, The Cutting Edge TV Series': Charmed, Dark Angel, Roswell, Firefly, Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I've seen two episodes of The Big Bang Theory and liked them, but since I've only seen two, I can't officially put it on this list Manga: InuYasha, Ranma 1/2, Naruto (but I've only read the first two), The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time manga Favorite Ice Cream (because that's a very important part of a person's personality): Cookies and cream. Yum... Favorite Cookie (also an important fact): My mom's chocolate chip with orange extract. They're delicious. Favorite Soda: Sprite Favorite Animal: Panther; cats, to generalize Favorite Colors: Black and deep electric blue
Favorite Series: Maximum Ride by James Patterson Other good books/series I've read: Dark Visions Favorite Quotes "Shut up," said Maddy. "Since my customary farewell would seem oddly self-serving, I will simply say, good luck." "I said no lies! This little piggy went to Chaos, this little piggy stayed at home... "There's always a bigger fish." "Aiee!" "You're mad!" "Advise your brethren. You can fight, and all of you will die, or you can not fight, in which case only most of you will die." “It’s a key.” "Whose boons? Your boons? Utterly deceptive twaddle-speak, says I." "First, there's an old friend who wants to see you." "This is madness!" "One question about your business, boy, or there's no use going. This girl...How far are you willing to go to save her?" “Thank you, Jack.” "Me, I'm dishonest, and with a dishonest man you can always trust him to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly stupid." "Nobody move! I dropped me brain." "We'll never survive." "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" "You swear?" "I bought a car. Turned out to be an alien robot. Who knew?" "It's classified. I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you." "It's worse than you know." "You have acted in ways both willful and malicious-" "Such a strategist was the king that he had a contingency plan for his contingency plan, and even, if circumstances required, a contingency plan for his contingency's plan contingency plan." "This kite looked lucky to me. It wasn't anything fancy, just an old-fashioned diamond with blue and yellow stripes. But it stuttered along in a friendly way, and when it dive-bombed, it seemed to do so from exhaustion as opposed to spite. Ornery kites dive-bomb out of spite. They never get exhausted because they won't stay up long enough to poop out. Thirty feet up they just sort of smirk at you and crash for the fun of it." "Half an hour later I was the keeper of the knowledge that one bush equals many branches, and that the volume of a bush increases exponentially as it's cut and tossed into the middle of a yard." "Oh. I...I need to sit down." "I laugh in the face of danger...Then I hide until it goes away." "Do they actually stick out?" "I know who you are." "A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to." "How many times have you been knocked out, anyway? I swear, one of these times, you're going to wake up in a coma." "You won. All right? You came in, and you killed them and you took their land. That's what conquering nations do. It's what Caesar did, and he's not going around saying, 'I came, I conquered, I felt really bad about it'." "Hi. How've you been?" "You don't know what feelings are." "Death awaits you all with sharp, pointy...teeth." "What's going on out there?!" "An elf would go underground where a dwarf dare not? Oh...I'd never hear the end of it." "You have to help me find him. He must undo this, and then he needs a good being-killed." "Where's the landing gear?" "We leave…immediately!" "You made a bear!" "I believe that's the dance of a brave little toaster." "Who's that?"
"Does anysing on you vork properly?" "Win some, lose some." "Do we have a plan B? Or C? Or even Z?" "This is my brain: O "It was about the worst thing that could ever happen to a girl. "If by 'superior' you mean completely inadequate in every way, then, yes, Omega is far superior." "I feel like pudding. Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain."
"Yeah, I never want to be a salesperson. One, because I find salespeople incredibly annoying, two, because it's just not something I can see myself being good at...Me: Hi, would you like to buy this new, high tech vacuum? Only 399 dollars! Customer: Hm...that's kind of expensive... Me: Yeah, I know. Ridiculous, isn't it? And it's not even that good of a vacuum! They've been known to have problems with the bristles. Customer: Oh, really? Maybe I'll look elsewhere. Me: That's probably a good idea, ma'am." "I blow my nose at you, you son of a silly person." "You brain damaged creature, you!" "'Yard Sale Today'...I want one that says 'Yard Sale Yesterday'." "That dudn't make no stinkin' sense." "I hereby declare that the prosecuted is proven guilty of meddling in the coffee's affairs, and will suffer...uh..." "I do have a brain. It's coming back now...WATER BUNNIES!...nope there it goes again." "Why me, O great gods of 24/7 coverage?" "I'm not a know-it-all. You just did it wrong." "Look Ma, no cob!" "Why do I always get the sinky, squeaky beds?" "Peace, love, and pie." "Hey, are you done with your bowl?" "I like saying 'be off' really fast; 'byof'." "And in recent news, the attack of the typos has relaunched..." "No cat food! Capische, pooch?" "You don't realize you do it, do you?" "And I remember exactly which episode it's in. Do you remember which episode it was?" "A dog is never in the way. He lies precisely where he means to." "Not only will pigs fly, but they will eat bacon and wield laser guns. They will be cannibalistic pigs wielding laser guns. Also flying." "You're a soda murderer, aren't you?" "Okay, look bunny. I don't like you, and I'm pretty sure you don't like me..." "You look like you're going insane." "I look completely insane." "I'm being stalked by oatmeal!" "'Snicker snicker panther snicker snicker snicker' what?" "Oh, ow...I think I'm getting an ow...I mean, a headache." "She's laughing at me." "I think my brain just crashed." "Don't-...ow!...Don't-...crap!" "You're gonna make me look like a complete idiot, not just a five of six-twelfths idiot." "Alex the Great. Alex the Awesome. Alex the- ow!...Alex the Hit-himself-with-something-I-can't-pronounce..." "Aaaaachoo!!"
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because people that mind don't matter and people that matter don't mind." "Do not look back and ask why, look forward and ask, why not?" Other Random Quotes "Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup." "I don't like cats; they think they're gods. I don't like dogs; they think we're gods. I like pigs; they'll look you straight in the eye and see an equal." "Right now, I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before." "A nice cake is waiting for you. (in bed)" "The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not." "Music is like candy; you throw away the (w)rappers." "I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book." "Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read." Poems There Was A Man by Dennis Lee I Saw A Jolly Hunter by Charles Causly Help Wanted by Timothy Tocher by Charles Wilkins | |||||||||
1. The Weight Of The Worlds » reviewsA threat of war, a love triangle, traitors that really aren't...Who knew life could be so complicated? Well, for Kiri, it is. Her ability to teleport between dimensions seems to keep attracting attention, and some of the attention isn't the nice kind...Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,890 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 2-2-10 - Published: 11-22-092. In Search Of Adventure » reviewsWhen Alanya first saw Leeah, she knew she needed help. Joining together, they set out to rescue Leeah's little sister from a pack of wolves, and got a whole lot more than they'd bargained for; Watsies, Shade Wolves, and even a Witch...Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,205 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-27-09 - Published: 8-18-09
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