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Author has written 2 stories for Fantasy. I'm also on FanFiction.net, here, if you want to check out my stuff there. About Me: I'm female. I'm in 9th grade. I enjoy sarcasm and witty humor and don't really like competitive sports. I played basketball for a while, but I was terrible at it. I do like ice skating, skiing, and swimming. I currently play the piano, banjo, and recorder, and have tried my hand at the clarinet, violin, and hammered dulcimer, all of which I ended up quitting. I'm interested in computer programming (I'm pretty proficient with HTML), creative writing, and language learning. My biggest dream is to be an author (preferably a successful one). Home Town: Not telling, but I will say I live in the Northeast corner of the US. Education: Home schooled, which is completely awesome. Hobbies: Reading (I am absolutely obsessed with books), writing, playing the piano, role playing, listening to my MP3 player, learning Italian and studying Venice/Italy Pets: One dog: Tessa, female Chow/Border Collie/Mutt; two cats: Annie, female, white and gray, Topfur, female, sort of tiger (her name means 'brave' in German...ha!) Music: Three Days Grace, Evanescence, Rihanna, Matchbox Twenty, Green Day, Paramore, The Beatles, Foreigner, Bryan Adams songs from the movie Spirit, Fleetwood Mac, Bon Jovi. Songs (That aren't done by people on my Music list): Unwritten by Natasha Bedingfield, Kokomo by The Beach Boys, Love Is A Battlefield by Pat Benatar, Someday by Nickelback, Get Over It by The Eagles, Dancing In The Dark by Bruce Springsteen, Whenever, Wherever by Shakira, Animal Song by Savage Garden, What I've Done by Linkin Park, Rock And Roll by Eric Hutchinson, I'm Yours by Jason Mraz, You Belong With Me by Taylor Swift Movies: The Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, Serenity, The Mummy (1 and 2 anyway; 3 ruined the name of The Mummy), Flushed Away, Bolt, Over the Hedge, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Princess Bride, Matrix, Star Trek, Transformers, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Say Anything. TV Series': Charmed, Dark Angel, Roswell, Firefly, Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I've seen two episodes of The Big Bang Theory and liked them, but since I've only seen two, I can't officially put it on this list. Manga: InuYasha, Ranma 1/2, Naruto (but I've only read the first two), The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time manga Favorite Ice Cream (because that's a very important part of a person's personality): Cookies and cream. Yum... Favorite Cookie (also an important fact): My mom's chocolate chip with orange extract. They're delicious. Favorite Soda: Sprite Favorite Animal: Panther; cats, to generalize Favorite Colors: Black and deep electric blue
Favorite Series: Maximum Ride by James Patterson Other good books/series I've read: The Mortal Instruments Favorite Quotes "Shut up," said Maddy. "I'm not dead!" "But only slightly!" "Since my customary farewell would seem oddly self-serving, I will simply say, good luck." "I said no lies! This little piggy went to Chaos, this little piggy stayed at home... "There's always a bigger fish." "Aiee!" "You're mad!" "Advise your brethren. You can fight, and all of you will die, or you can not fight, in which case only most of you will die." “It’s a key.” "Whose boons? Your boons? Utterly deceptive twaddle-speak, says I." "First, there's an old friend who wants to see you." "This is madness!" "One question about your business, boy, or there's no use going. This girl...How far are you willing to go to save her?" “Thank you, Jack.” "Me, I'm dishonest, and with a dishonest man you can always trust him to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly stupid." "We'll never survive." "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" "You swear?" "I bought a car. Turned out to be an alien robot. Who knew?" "It's classified. I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you." "It's worse than you know." "You have acted in ways both willful and malicious-" "Such a strategist was the king that he had a contingency plan for his contingency plan, and even, if circumstances required, a contingency plan for his contingency's plan contingency plan." "This kite looked lucky to me. It wasn't anything fancy, just an old-fashioned diamond with blue and yellow stripes. But it stuttered along in a friendly way, and when it dive-bombed, it seemed to do so from exhaustion as opposed to spite. Ornery kites dive-bomb out of spite. They never get exhausted because they won't stay up long enough to poop out. Thirty feet up they just sort of smirk at you and crash for the fun of it." "Half an hour later I was the keeper of the knowledge that one bush equals many branches, and that the volume of a bush increases exponentially as it's cut and tossed into the middle of a yard." "I think I need to sit down." "We would have been taken too if it weren't for you...Does anyone mind if I pass out now?" "I laugh in the face of danger...Then I hide until it goes away." "Yay, now I can get out of my cage...and into your cage. What did you do that for?" "Do they actually stick out?" "I know who you are." "A wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to." "You've been knocked unconscious how many times? You know, one of these days you're going to wake up in a coma." "How can you tell when your aura's dirty? When someone comes by and writes 'Wash Me' on it with their finger?" "You won. All right? You came in, and you killed them and you took their land. That's what conquering nations do. It's what Caesar did, and he's not going around saying, 'I came, I conquered, I felt really bad about it'." "Hi Amy. How have you been?" "You don't know what feelings are."
"Does anysing on you vork properly?" "Win some, lose some." "Do we have a plan B? Or C? Or even Z?" "It's very sad." "If by 'superior' you mean completely inadequate in every way, then, yes, Omega is far superior." "I feel like pudding. Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain."
"Yeah, I never want to be a salesperson. One, because I find salespeople incredibly annoying, two, because it's just not something I can see myself being good at...Me: Hi, would you like to buy this new, high tech vacuum? Only 399 dollars! Customer: Hm...that's kind of expensive... Me: Yeah, I know. Ridiculous, isn't it? And it's not even that good of a vacuum! They've been known to have problems with the bristles. Customer: Oh, really? Maybe I'll look elsewhere. Me: That's probably a good idea, ma'am." "That's nice." "I blow my nose at you, you son of a silly person." "You brain damaged creature, you!" "'Yard Sale Today'...I want one that says 'Yard Sale Yesterday'." "That dudn't make no stinkin' sense." "You can call me crazy if ya want ta." "I hereby declare that the prosecuted is proven guilty of meddling with the coffee's affairs, and will suffer...uh..." "I do have a brain. It's coming back now...WATER BUNNIES!...nope there it goes again." "Why me, O great gods of 24/7 coverage?" "I'm not a know-it-all; you just did it wrong." "Look Ma, no cob!" "Why do I always get the sinky, squeaky beds?" "Peace, love, and pie." "Hey, are you done with your bowl?" "I like saying 'be off' really fast; 'byof'." "And in recent news, the attack of the typos has relaunched..." "No cat food! Capische, pooch?" "You don't realize you do it, do you?"
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because people that mind don't matter and people that matter don't mind." "Do not look back and ask why, look forward and ask, why not?"
"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup." "I don't like cats; they think they're gods. I don't like dogs; they think we're gods. I like pigs; they'll look you straight in the eye and see an equal." "Right now, I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before." "A nice cake is waiting for you." "The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not." "Music is like candy; you throw away the (w)rappers." "I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book." "Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read."
There Was A Man by Dennis Lee Daydream by Joyce Armor I Saw A Jolly Hunter by Charles Causly Help Wanted by Timothy Tocher by Charles Wilkins | |||||||||
1. The Weight Of The Worlds » reviewsA threat of war, a love triangle, traitors that really aren't...Who knew life could be so complicated? Well, for Kiri, it is. Her ability to teleport between dimensions seems to keep attracting attention, and some of the attention isn't the nice kind...Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,997 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12-4-09 - Published: 11-22-092. In Search Of Adventure » reviewsWhen Alanya first saw Leeah, she knew she needed help. Joining together, they set out to rescue Leeah's little sister from a pack of wolves, and got a whole lot more than they'd bargained for; Watsies, Shade Wolves, and even a Witch...Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,205 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-27-09 - Published: 8-18-09
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