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Author has written 4 stories for General, Action, Nature, and Friendship. Hi people! Welcome to my page! Name: xXxAquaGirlxXx, of course :D Gender: That's for me to know and you to figure out!! ... maybe Age: It's rude to ask someone that! Birthday: Unfortunately it isn't today... I like to draw and read and do a bunch of other random stuff, like annoying my sister and getting on everyone's nerves :) I also play the piano (not that you need to know that) and my friends and family would describe me as annoying (obviously), weird (and proud of it), artistic, smart and funny (when I'm not annoying them). Check out my FanFiction account at: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1777057/ and my deviantART account at: http://oxoxenchantedxoxo.deviantart.com/ Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions Friend: Will help me learn to drive Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away Best Friend: Won't let me go away Friend: Will help me up when I fall down Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me Friend: Will bail me out of jail Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we screwed up" Friend: Will go to a concert with me Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs." Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad" Friend: Asks me for my number Best friend: Asks me for her number Friend: Hides me from the cops Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too. Friends: Fade Best Friends: Are 4 Ever A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you. A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run -beep- run!" A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore. A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial. A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowd’s ass that left you. A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story. A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries A good friend would tell you you're a bad singer before you enter a singing contest. A bestfriend would get up on the stage, and sing with you, then tease you about it later. A good friend would leave you alone if you said you didn't like the guy. A bestfriend would annoy the heck out of you until you admitted it. Ever wonder where we are heading? Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why "abbreviated" is such a long word? Why doctors call what they do "practice"? Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98? Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing fluid is made with real lemons? Why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food? Who tastes dog food when it has a "new and improved" flavor? Why they sterilize the needles for lethal injections? Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box? Why sheep don't shrink when it rains? Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe? AND... In case you need further proof that the human ace is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual instructions on consumer goods. On Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: 15 Things to do when your in Walmart! 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go" For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. | |||||||
1. Do You Remember? reviewsDuring the course of our lives, we meet and make many friends. These people change our lives in so many ways, yet we don't fully appreciate their help until they're already gone. This is for these special people.Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-20-10 - Published: 1-20-102. The Spirit of the Sea reviewsMagnificent she is to behold, all rolling waves and gentle tides. Seething with power and predatory grace, of life and death, fire and ice.Complete - Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-20-10 - Published: 1-20-103. Through the Tempest reviewsCaptain!" a terrified scream split the air. Whipping around, the Catain saw one of the crew point to the distant horizon. What he saw made his blood freeze. There, slihouetted against the lightning streaked sky was the king of all storms. A hurricanComplete - Action - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-15-09 - Published: 7-15-094. Musical RhapsodyWhat truly is music? It is a melody so captivating, a tune so well written, that heralds the first note of a song to the listener's ear.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-10-09 - Published: 7-10-09
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