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| Shepherd Nerd |
Author has written 9 stories for Humor, Kids, General, Sci-Fi, Life, and Young Adult. Hello there, and welcome to my profile! No, I do not own any real sheep. I'm Nerd; it's not my real name, more of a nom de plume, but I rather dislike my real first name, if you must know. Your typical teenager=me. I'll be 16 as of October 2009, and I live in the northeast-ish United States, if there's anyone reading this who's into that sort of information. I tend to write weird, satirical pieces; it's what I do. I've only seriously written stories for four or five years, and I've only figured out that weird stuff is all I'm good for in the last one/two. I like a lot of my stories, but the only really okay one I've done is what I am currently writing: a novel for JulNoWriMo 2009, which is being posted as I go back and revise. It is my first major lit piece, so please, bear with me. There's probably all sorts of people on here who want to write professionally; I know I'll never really be published for what I write unless I change who I am. It's just not marketable stuff for enormous audiences, to be brutally honest. So I mostly write for fun and to get practice for AP English, which I somehow have an A in. Hmmm... (Also, if you can't tell, I can be pretty sarcastic at times.) If you read through all that on someone you don't know, I admire your patience. Hope you stick around and enjoy! JulNoWriMo'09: WIN. ("Grayscale") NaNoWriMo'09: WIN. ("Breccia") Stuff I've put up thus far "Grayscale": My JulNo '09 novel I'm working on/revising. Needs a lot of work. shifty Lounge Forum Challenges: These include such stories as "Monkey Business" and "Now Hiring". lolly: First poem I've put up here. Kind of bad... Wallflower: Might put up, might not. It's more bad poetry, if that helps, ha ha. | |||||||||
1. Driving through Doors reviewsA man trying to find his way home on Christmas night. One-shot.Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-24-09 - Complete2. Danse Macabre reviewsGail, a teenager in the middle of a tense situation at home, tries to find meaning in a dark world through her poetry.Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-22-09 - Complete3. Skies are Blue reviewsWill works in a bookstore, leading an ordinary, mundane day-to-day existence; he secretly dreams about the girl who comes into the store every week. But, little does he know, on a normal day much like any other, his life is going to take a drastic turn.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-15-09 - Complete4. lolly reviewsThe musings and thought processes of a small boy as he licks a lollypop. The format is quite experimental.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-12-09 - Complete5. Grayscale » reviewsWhile working at the Dead Letter Office, a broken woman finds consolation and guidance from a set of letters written by someone she doesn't even know. Very satirical.Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,357 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8-12-09 - Published: 7-14-096. Black Friday reviewsSupermodel Emmalee Vance, tired of the paparazzi's constant attention, goes shopping at a local clothing superstore. But what she finds there isn't just a normal clothing store; she finds the Shadowed Realm.Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-2-09 - Complete7. Mind over Body reviewsWhen horrible things begin to happen and the world is in upheaval, two policemen must find the common link before the situation spirals out of control and every day is a rainy day.Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-26-09 - Complete8. Now Hiring reviewsKing Egbert is looking for a new jester for the Westwhaal court, but it is so hard to get good help these days.Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-19-09 - Complete9. Monkey Business reviewsIt is summertime, and Fiona, like any fourth grader, is counting the days until school ends. But when her teacher, Mr. Isaacson, acts intolerably, she and her friend must band together to do take him down a notch.Fiction: Kids - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-17-09 - Complete
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