THE PERSON THAT IS ME

Name:

Dillin Berkett(Well... My internet name)

Age:

13

Likes:

Gorillaz, Flaming Lips, Rise Against, Metallica, Sage Francis, Green Day, Nirvana, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Fido, I Love You, Man, The Prestige, Simpsons, Futurama, Spongebob(I am NOT a sissy!), Seinfeld, My Name Is Earl, Viva La Bam, Everything on NBC

LATELY IN THE EXITING WORLD OF ONLINE PUBLISHING...

Pachanga! Hello, adoring fans. Enjoy this wall of crap blocking you from my stories and favorites! La la la la la... I finally finished Mothman: episode 4, but it has to go through my beta reader. What is taking her so long?! Ugh. Ooh, working on this thing called Satirody. Lots of cool stuff on that; it's basically bashing society. Anyways, check me out on Fanfiction.net, and Wordpress.

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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

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You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

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