My name is Katrina. I am a highly dysfunctional, sadistic fourteen year old girl in the 8th grade. I like raw apple cake, cherry pie, and trifle. I want to learn how to professionally cook a soufflé by the time I am seventeen and I don’t want to produce offspring. I like reading old Shakespearean novels and drinking herbal tea. I want to sleep on a cloud and learn Cantonese. I’m an 1/8 Dutch and the rest of me is unknown old English heritage. I have 5 older brothers and 1 younger sister. I hate people who text while you are hanging out/talking to/with them.

Old people scare me. I have no best friends. I like getting enemies. Duct tape makes me feel safe. The earth isn’t big enough for people to overpopulate. I am addicted to my iPod and computer. I love chocolate. I want to own an onion farm when I am older. I want to live by myself. I never want a husband.

The only friends I can name as being good friends are Tyler, Dillon, Kimia, and Maddy. They aren’t best friends but they are good friends. I like turkey sandwiches and camping on the beach. Glee is my favorite TV show. Zelda is my favorite video game(Ocarina of Time is the best) Gossip girl is the most retarded show on the planet. I am a very opinionated person. I have an above average IQ. I am 5’2 and weigh 110 pounds. I am made fun of for being short.

I’m not popular, pretty, or experienced in any way. I’ve never had a boyfriend and never kissed anyone. I like swimming and tennis and volleyball gives me a headache. I love dancing in monsoons and kissing sidewalks. I have a Pomeranian named Bandeau, cutest animal ever. Purple is my favorite color. Paramore and Mayday Parade are my favorite bands. Puffy shirts are the coolest. Except for turtlenecks, I’d like one of those. World Lupus day is on May 10th.

Nazi’s irritate me, Charlie Chaplin is better than Hitler. I want an apron with the words ‘Count Chocula’ on the front in orange and green tie-dye. I love homeless people. I like it when people hang bikes on the wall. And I’d like to try hot air ballooning… thanks for reading!