"Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does all the work."

-Mark Twain

"BRUNETTE

BECAUSE SOMEBODY HAS TO BE SMART"

'everybody loves a blue eyed girl'

wHo ArE yOu To JuDgE tHe LiFe i LiVe?

i KNOW i'm NOT perfect AND i DONT live TO be

bUt BeFoRe YoU gO pOiNtInG fInGeRs

MaKe SuRe YoUr hAnDs ArE cLeAn

-BOB MARLEY

IRISH SEVEN COURSE MEAL: a six pack of beer and a potato

My momma always said "Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get."

-Forrest Gump

STUPID is as STUPID does

-Forrest Gump