WARNING: MIKI IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR BURNING, IRRITATION, SWELLING, BLINDING, OR EXPLOSION OF BRAINS/EYEBALLS

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I used to be Miki-Goddess-O-Spazzy-Ness

I have an account called Spazz-Of-Spades. Don't call me on either account telling me I'm stealing from myself.

My Pen Name refers to a joke between my best friend and I. Maybe someday I'll post the crackfics we've written when we're high on sugar/caffine.

(Her nickname is Kapt'n Kitteh (Kitten) Mine is just plain Super Spazz. BUT IT'S TAKEN D:

LAST UPDATED: 9/10/2009

4:25 PM

If my school doesn't have some type of memorial tommarow I'm gonna be pissed.

Quotes:

Liz: You know how some people have these little habits that get you down? Like Bernie. Bernie liked to chew gum. No, not chew. POP. So I come home from work one night and I'm real irritated, and I'm looking for a little sympathy. And there's Bernie, lying on the couch, drinking a beer and chewin'. No, not chewin'. POPPIN'. So I said "If you pop that gum one more time..." And he did. So I took the shotgun off the wall and fired two warning shots... into his head.

June: I'm standin' in the kitchen, carving up a chicken for dinner, minding my own business, when in storms my husband, Wilbur, in a jealous rage. "You've been screwing the milkman," he said. He was crazy, and he kept on screaming, "You've been screwing the milkman." And then he ran into my knife... he ran into my knife ten times.

Assistant District Attorney Martin Harrison: Ms. Kelly, would you please tell the court if the object that I am holding is the one you happened to come across in the defendant's jail cell?
Velma Kelly: Yes, it is.
Assistant District Attorney Martin Harrison: I submit this as Exhibit X - Roxie Hart's diary!
Billy Flynn: I object! My client has never held a diary! And even if she did, this would be... invasion of privacy, and violation of the fourth amendment, and... and illegal search without a warrant!
Roxie Hart: Yeah, AND she broke the lock!

Jay: SNOOCH TO THE MOTHAFUCKING BOOCH!

Jay: I'm Jay and this is my hetro life mate Silent Bob.

Guy In My Class: I don't get the point of strip clubs, it's like dangling a juicy slice of turkey in front of you and all you can do is yell at it.

Basic Info

Name: Miki, Spades, Eggo, Waffle... I love new nicknames! =D

Age: ...

Gender: Female and lovin' it!

Interests: Role playing, reading, writing, acting, singing, dancing, drawing, annoying people

More Information You Don't Care About

I'm an actress and love the theatre and drama, but hate petty high school bullshit.

I'm an active player of The Game. By the way you lose. :)

Speaking of The Game, I love taking people's Game virginity. >:D I pretty much live for it

I love The N

Shapeshifting is my prefered superpower.

I can't really write when I'm not connected to the internet. I dunno why either.

I'm a secret fanfiction dweller. SHHH!

Pirates turn me on. Yeah. I said it.

I'm kinda a neat freak, but my room is always a mess. It bugs the hell outta me but I'm to lazy to actually sit down and clean it (HA! Not true anymore! I mustered up some activity and spent an entire day cleaning it!)

I wish I knew someone named Kitty really well so I could name my daughter Kitty Jr. and call her Kit-Kat so no one would get confused. (Because I'm fairly sure my mother would kill me if I named her grand daughter Kitty.) And if you know where that's from, PM me because I'm fucking in love with you.

I have a lot of wives/husbands/bitches/hoes. They don't know about each other so don't tell ;)

I have a love/hate relationship with Twilight. It's complicated... But mostly it's just hate with a secret, buried fangirl who refuses to DIE.

I'm so paranoid I don't use my real name on facebook. Which doesn't mean I'd add you if you asked.

I made this new account because I joined a forum (The Roadhouse. Go check it out. The Promise Land was better though... T.T LEE DELETED IT! sniffle) And they were such great authors I started worrying about my writing and rewriting it about five billion times before I'd post it, than take it down and rewritng, then reposting, ect, ect, ect.

I'm this close to having a inferiority complex.

I'm a cancer. Which is a zodiac sign if you didn't know that.

I love smileys.

If you ask me to pick my favorite color I'll say white because it has every color of the rainbow in it :)

I'm one of them thar bisexuals. (Or pretty sure I am anyway. AUGH! I'm still in highschool! I'm still sorting this shit out!)

I hate tap water. It's well, bottled, or nuffin!

My parents keep asking me why people call me Spades on FB. ;P

I think I was an amazon in a past life. And a hippy. And a dungeon master. I kinda wanna go to an expert about this...

I FREAKING HATE RANDY FROM THAT 70'S SHOW! BRING. BACK. ERIC. DAMMIT!

Spring is my favorite season

I swear occasionally...

I have very vivid dreams. Maybe someday I'll just post a dream journal. It will weird you the hell out.

Land Of Stories That Will Probably Never Be Finished/Started
Please tell me which ones you'd like to read!
(Numbers are which story I'm PROBABLY going to post next, it's not set in stone, anything without a number is a oneshot or crackfic or not technically a STORY per say...)
Italic = Started
Underlined= Posted

1. Almost Dreamers: They were normal girls, best friends since the day they were born, until the day they turned 16. Then the dreams started. At first they thought they were fantasies of teenage girls, adventure and romance, they never thought they were dangerous until the morning they woke up with bruises and cuts and blood staining their sheets. Now it's getting harder and harder to remember what's real and what's a dream. As the dreams get more and more dangerous, they have to find a way stop them, but can they? And do they even want to?

2.Untitled: A kick-ass amazon story. IDK might be cool. O_O

3. Greek Geek: I rolled my eyes and made to walk past her, but she grabbed my arm. "The Morae are never wrong. They said you needed to know about us, and I'm not about to challange fate." I glared at her ruthlessly "Look, funny joke, but I'm not so gullible that I'm going to believe you're Aphrodite reincarnated."

4. Tales From the Locker Between a Goth and Jock: So my mom wants to move from New York to Green Hills, Oklahoma, or as I like to call it, Middle of Freaking Nowhere? Fine. My Step-Dad just died, so whatever makes her happy. My locker is between a girl who always wears black and a guy who is too tall and muscular for his own good? Okay. Whatever. A group of preppy bitches have decided I'm public enemy uno? That sucks, oh well. I seem to have a bipolar secret admirer? ...Not cool. BUT I DRAW THE LINE AT HAVING TO TAKE GYM AGAIN!

The Super Duper Silly Battle of Kapt'n Kitteh and Super Spazz! REVEAL OUR SECRET IDENTITIES AND WE'LL FEED YOU TO KITTEH'S GYM SOCK GEORGE.

Super Spazzaroid's Dream Journal: WARNING! A desturbed peek at my subconcious lies ahead...!

The Last Resort: "I'd left, I'd never thought about what it would do to her, and now here she was, dying, trying to convince me it was okay, with a smile on her face like she was completely happy now that I was here." (Possibly two-shot)

Pointless War: No description yet!

Anyway, if you want to PM or something, go ahead, I'll respond. Random PMs are usually pretty fun, but if you're PMing me to insult me, screw off.

You can ask me to read your story, but just to warn you, I DO tell you what's wrong, and I may not review every chapter.

~Miki~

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