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| Inbobniac |
Author has written 4 stories for Fantasy, and Humor. Hi. I live in Iowa, go to a terrible high school, and am incapable of telephone communication. Two brothers, three dogs, a pair of ferrets, and nine insufferably confusing plots that test my patience daily. I crochet, make weird faces, pace, and talk to myself during free time. I think too much into things, I'm self-consious and always end up being friends with my math teachers, but hate every form of Alegebra, Geometry, Calculus and mathematical equation ever made except mutiples of three. I can never say the right thing and I'm too sarcastic. I love "Quotation marks." There's just something about the way they capture words. I strongly dislike Comic Sans font. It's that awkward space between appropriate electronic text and a-little-too-perfect handwriting. I inertly vomit every time I see it. I suppose this makes me... *puts on sunglasses* TEXTIST. I'll try my best to reply to everything anyone writes to me. | |||||
1. You Can Run » reviewsI'm not rich, smart, or talented. I can't run a mile in under ten minutes, I can't pass Algebra II, and couldn't afford my last electric bill. My face is asexual, sometimes I hit my head on ceiling fans, and my hair is so unruly it once smothered a hamster to death. So how, pray tell, did I end up at an all boys boarding school with a suitcase where my boobs should be?Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 76,074 - Reviews: 100 - Updated: 4-23-13 - Published: 6-4-122. Where the Road Leads » reviewsThe man who killed my parents wants me dead, too. I wasn't aware of this until I realize that I'm not human and neither is my sister. The people I'm staying with hunt people like us down. I can't just leave; I owe them my life. I need answers. What now?Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 40 - Words: 136,447 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 4-9-13 - Published: 2-4-103. Destined Fur More-DISCONTINUED » reviewsOverlooked my whole life, living in the shadow of my brother. I wasn't pretty. I wasn't smart. I loved food and was overall hostile. Maybe this is why no one bothered to tell me I was adopted? Let alone mythical creature?Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 37 - Words: 99,725 - Reviews: 214 - Updated: 10-15-12 - Published: 5-12-104. Into the Fire » reviewsSince when did magic start existing? What out there was more corrupt than politics? How am I supposed to know how to deal with cocky princes, let alone lead strangers into battle? I was a farm girl. Who was I to think that I would ever change the world?Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,478 - Reviews: 63 - Updated: 4-28-12 - Published: 8-16-09
