Author has written 4 stories for Fantasy, and Humor.
Hi. I live in Iowa, go to a terrible high school, and am incapable of telephone communication. Two brothers, three dogs, a pair of ferrets, and nine insufferably confusing plots that test my patience daily.
I crochet, make weird faces, pace, and talk to myself during free time. I think too much into things, I'm self-consious and always end up being friends with my math teachers, but hate every form of Alegebra, Geometry, Calculus and mathematical equation ever made except mutiples of three. I can never say the right thing and I'm too sarcastic.
I love "Quotation marks." There's just something about the way they capture words.
I strongly dislike Comic Sans font. It's that awkward space between appropriate electronic text and a-little-too-perfect handwriting. I inertly vomit every time I see it. I suppose this makes me... *puts on sunglasses* TEXTIST.
I'll try my best to reply to everything anyone writes to me.
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