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I love to write and read other people's stories so if you'd like me to read one of yours, just tell me and I certainly will. And I'll even leave a review!! Yes, I'm nice like that. lol

Random Shyte:

I love:

driving around at night looking for car accidents...When my headlights flash over the borken glass, it looks like thousands of diamonds.

being scared when I watch a scary movie.

washing dishes (Shhh, don't tell my mom) its oddly calming.

when I buy something and I have the exact change!!

sucking helium.

blowing bubbles.

laughing about absolutly nothing.

watching old home videos.

people watching.

when movies, songs, or good books make me cry...I always feel better afterwards lol.

when I accidently say I love you before I hang up the phone with a complete stranger...they always respond most hilarously.

listening to babies laugh (it's so addicting and contagous)

the smell of new books.

singing into my hair brush when I'm blow drying my hair...or when ever really.

accents...or more guys with accents!

hearing a song I haven't heard in a long time but I still know all the words.

holding my arm out of my open window when I'm driving.

looking through old year books with friends.

sleeping in on rainy days.

remembering my good dreams when I wake up.

when I wake up and start singing a random song when I'm brushing my teeth...I find that hilarous!

Things I hate:

misspelling words. (a few that I misspell all the time; firends, teh, form when I meant from, and becasue EVERY FREAKING TIME!!)

stupid commercials.

missing the previews when I go to the theatre.

having to wear my seat belt over my shoulder (I usually hold it under my arm)

drivers that don't use their tickers (alright blinker if youre going to get all technical) when theyre about to turn.

when people to you when they have really bad breath...gag!

listening to people chew..dear God it's so gross!

when boys pee on the toilet seat then don't clean it up. Seriously?

people who wear sunglasses at night...Fuck thats annoying!

when I smell like smoke and I don't even smoke.

people who email me using all acronyms...I mean why? I can speak english, can you?

people that don't apologize after they run into me...rude!

getting one of those annoying ass songs stuck in my head for days.

when guys wear so much cologne, you can practically taste it.

when every line in Wal-Mart is forever long and the employees won't open another damn register.

kids who throw tantrums in stores...shut your kid up lol...and I know my own kid will do that one day...

Some Random Facts That Are Completely Pointless But Fun To Know...

The world’s termites outweigh the world’s humans 10 to 1.

Children grow faster in the spring.

A ball of glass will bounce higher then a ball of rubber.

Chewing gum while peeling onions will prevent you from crying. (Now this one is actually useful!!)

The average human will eat an average of eight spiders while sleeping. (I'm still trying to find a way to prevent this)

Fish cough.

A snail breathes through its foot.

Elephants are the only mammal that cannot jump.

Giraffes have no vocal chords. (I never really noticed, but they don't make any sound huh?)

Wint-O-Green Life Savers will spark when you bite or hammer them in the dark.

The Statue of Liberty and Ellis Island are both in New Jersey.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

On average, people fear spiders more than they fear death. (Um...YES!!)

The name 'Wendy' was made up for the book Peter Pan.

My Favorite Quotes:

Men-tal Anxiety...

Men-tal Breakdown...

Men-strual Cramps...

Men-opause...

Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with MEN?~ Annonomous

Evening news is when they begin with 'Good evening' then proceed to tell you why it's not. ~Annonomous

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. And Today? Today is a gift. That's why we call it the present.~ Babatunde Olatunji

A word is dead when it is said, some say. I say, it just begins to live that. ~ Emily Dickinson

Laughter is timeless. Imagination has no age. And dreams are forever. ~ Walt Disney??

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. ~ Arnold H. Glasgow

A true friend is some one who thinks you are a good egg even though you are slightly cracked. ~ Bernard Meltzer

Something That I Think Is Hilarous:

A smile leads to a laugh.

A laugh leads to a high 5

A high 5 leads to a hug

A hug leads to a kiss

A kiss leads to a make out

A make out leads to a feel up

A feel up leads to a finger

A finger leads to a lick

A lick leads to a suck

And a suck leads to a fuck.

So tell me, how many people are you going to smile at after you heard this? Cuz sex is like math.

You add the bed

Subtract the cloths

Divide the legs

Leave your solution

And pray you don't multiply.

Go ahead, laugh, you know it's funny!!

So yeah that is just some shit about me...um you can read my stories now...unless I"ve just board you to death...damn it...Oh and don't forget to comment!!