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Author has written 20 stories for Family, Romance, General, General, Essay, Kids, Mystery, Play, Fable, Young Adult, Humor, and Humor. Hello, My Parakeet Has Issues, here, For now I just post poems and short stories. I am paranoid about people stealing my stories, even if they aren't worth stealing, and I also tend to go back and revise chapters, so I don't want to post a novel chapter by chapter. :) I will try to review everything that I read, as that is my job as a reader! If you review any of my work, please leave a decent critique. If you liked it, please specify what it was that you liked. If you didn't, please tell me why so that I may focus on improving my writing. I guess I won't really mind flames, but try to relate them to the actual story. X) So, please read and enjoy! Thanks, My Parakeet Has Issues | |||||
1. How to Survive the Thespian Apocalypse reviewsIt's the year 2012 and disaster has struck. All around the world, Thespians are invading towns and ruthlessly converting innocent people into theatre lovers, inducting anyone in their path into the International Thespian Society. Lucky for you I've compiled this nifty little survival guide that will ensure the safety of you and those you love.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-13-12 - Complete2. Let's Play Pretend: Stories from a Child's Pen » reviewsDespite the town being rundown, the animals of the shelter still found a way to be happy. All of them except a little dog. He had no friends, all because he was a little different. An unaltered collection of stories and poems written in elementary school.Fiction: Kids - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-1-11 - Published: 8-13-103. Tales from a Facebook Junkie » reviewsI am not afraid to admit that I have a problem. That's the first step in getting better right? When I'm online with absolutely nothing to do, I make up an excuse to be there in the form of rhyme schemes and ramblings. Please enjoy my junkie tales.Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-1-11 - Published: 3-20-114. The Tale of Batchan and the Bieber reviewsThis is the story of what happens when you let hate consume you. You end up breaking your mother's furniture and kidnapping popstars.Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-30-11 - Complete5. For her Words Have Been Stolen by Walls reviewsThey didn't know that she could talk. Why would they? She was always so quiet in school and at home. Yes, she could talk, and her words were capable of anything. If only she could hold onto them long enough.Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-13-11 - Complete6. Poetry for Mickey » reviewsThe poems read here were not planned, were not revised, nor carefully thought out. They were simply written down in a notebook, for Mickey.Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-9-11 - Published: 12-1-097. The Sheep and the Sheperhdess reviewsThe bond of the heard was supposed to be a powerful one. So why did he abandon his flock so easily? Just some ranting in fabel form.Fiction: Fable - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-2-11 - Complete8. Salvation Day reviewsA poem I wrote about a friend going through a tough time right now.Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-19-109. Mitch who Liked Pickles but Hated potatoes reviewsMitch loved pickles. He loved them as chips, as spears, on burgers and in relish. He wouldn't eat icecream unless there was a pickle to go with it. If there was such thing as a pickled pickle, Mitch would love that, too.Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-11-1010. Enemies of the Earth reviewsWhy should we "save the earth"? I mean, what's the earth ever done for us? Provided us with "food" and "water" and a "breathable atmosphere"? Ha! Try earthquakes, hurricanes, and man-eating animals and insects! We need to remain enemies of the earth!Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-10-10 - Complete11. I Don't Hold Grudges reviewsA lot can happen in 24 hours. You can become rich, find true love, make a new friend. You can also loose a friend, or a loved one, and miss out on the chance to say you're sorry.Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-5-10 - Complete12. The Room with Blue walls and Pink Stripes reviewsWhat if you were to wake up in a room that you had no memory falling asleep in? What if you couldn't remember your name?What if you knew stuff and could do things that you never did before?How would you feel in the room with blue walls and pink stripes?Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-28-10 - Complete13. Randolph the Rat and Beauregard the Elephant in reviewsa Nutty situation! All Beauregard wants to do is sit down and enjoy a Sunday afternoon with his favorite treat: Peanuts! But when Randolph comes around, trouble is sure to follow.Fiction: Kids - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-26-10 - Complete14. Two Years reviewsI don't think I'll ever stop missing you.Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-22-10 - Complete15. The Aftermath reviewsThe phone call was so unexpected. What happened after it. . . not so much. It all happened so fast, I didn't know how to comprehend it, how to think, how to react.Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-15-10 - Complete16. The Angle of DeathThere, there. . . No need to be frightened. . . You can trust your Uncle Mengele." An essay I wrote for history about Josef Mengele with a fictional scenario in the begining. Rated for references to violence and possible disturbing imagery.Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Published: 7-12-10 - Complete17. Year Six » reviewsAh yes, sixth grade! A year consisting of Outdoor Ed and...an extensive poetry unit. Other than that, not much else. So please enjoy what little poetry I actually wrote down and decided to share here.Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-31-10 - Published: 3-22-1018. A Scream in the Night reviewsSuddenly, there was a scream. . .Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-25-1019. A Dog Like Mickey reviewsMany people do not understand how bad the loss of a family pet can hurt. I knew that it would hurt when Mickey finally passed, but I didn't think it would hurt this much.Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-7-10 - Complete20. Her Knives reviewsFor years she had been crushing on him, loving him from a distance, until one day, he approached her. And her life changed forever. However, when a threat reels its ugly head, she will do anything to be one with him.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,963 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-27-10 - Complete
