ATTENTION!

There are two of us here! Me Minty and Me Bumpy. The writing in bold is minty's, the normal writing is bumpy's and the writing in Italics is both of us. Great, Now that's sorted out we can do the profile business. PLEASE review The Children of the Ancient Solander Oak, They are not wanted, NEEDED!

Minty's Profile

Name: Duh, Minty

Age: Well, old enough to be on this

Appearance: wouldn't you like to know?

Fave food: Pork, Gammon, Chipolatas, Fray & Bentos pies, my mum's cooking, yummy stuff, chocolate cake

Fav drink: Lemonade of the non-cloudy Variety

Fave colour: Sea-green, turquoise, aqua, baby-blue, sky-blue, cyan, peacock blue, lapis lazuli (I just like the sound of it), stormy-blue

Fav animal: Dolphin, Butterflies, Dragonflies

Fave fruit: Pineapple

Fav biscuit: double choc chip cookies!

Fave books: Bfg, Harry potter and the half blood prince, Do Not Open (I opened it anyway) Horrible Histories

Fave Movies: STAR WARS, Indiana Jones, STAR WARS, The Great St Trinians Train Robbery (I don't expect you to know what that is) and Did I mention STAR WARS?

Hated Stuff: Waiting, Phone calls that last for hours, School, My Brother going on my mum's lap top all the time, HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL (Sorry to Burst your bubble but it is rubbish)

Loved stuff: organisation! STAR WARS, My Family, The Easiness of technology, My Birthday

Dream House: a post office at Dover Ferry Port (don't ask why)

Bumpy's Profile

Name: Bumpy

Age: A little younger than Minty

Appearance: Shortish brown hair and Light Blue Eyes

Fave element: I've three, Water, Earth and Darkness

Hated Stuff: HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL, BETHAN ANGELL, PINK, MISS WOOD

Loved Stuff: Chocolate/Toqua, STAR WARS AND INDIANA JONES

Dream House:A log cabin in Ireland Painted Purple (see favorite colour)

Fave Colour: PURPLE

Fav food: CHEESE

Fave Drink: MILK

Fav animal: MONKEY

Fave fruit: Apple

Fave Biscuit: McVities Chocolate Digestive

Fave Books: Harry Potter and Philosophisers stone, The Road to somewhere, Ballet Shoes

Fav Movies: Star wars, Indiana Jones, Snow White

I am the that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the that people look through when I say something. I am the that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the that doesn't spend all her time on ,or talking to a friend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with the Companions Quartet, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the s who are different, beautiful, and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Mikiness-Teh-Goddess, Kawaii-Inu-Mimi, hungrylikethewolf1994, ellaoptimistic, Darling Summers, Angelmail, Rainstorm, Alice-Aurora, Minty

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF . . .

You talk to yourself a lot. (Um . . . Yeah I do)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (That as well)

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (Maybe . . Sometimes . . . Yeah)

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' (If that means quoting the obvious, yeah)

You live off of sugar and caffeine (YES!) (don't we all?)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. (Yeah)

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. (Yes, How did you know?)

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. (Sometimes)

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. (What are Bic sticks?)

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. (No actually)

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (Almost)

You tend to correct random typos made by other people. (Okay I do)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. (Whats that)

People think you have A.D.D. (no, I just asked my mum) (But she might be lying . . .)

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. (NO)

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. (Yes. That happens regually at 2 o'clock)

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason. (Um how did you know)

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. (can't understand you)

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (what's that)

Copy this into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions.

PLeAsE pUt ThiS iN yOu'Re PrOfiLe:

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in you're heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2) ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life

If you feel this way about someone or just think this is sweet copy and paste this onto your profile

Warning: You must look at one line only at a time or else it won't work

There are Only Five Truths in Life.

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading #1, will try it.

3. You are now smiling like an idiot.

4. You are thinking of reposting this on your profile.

5. You STILL have that goofy smile on your face.

You know you live in 2009 when...

1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace

4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into lamposts. And say sorry to them.

If you think Rap stands for Retards Attempting Poetry paste this on your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender. Theo (He's My brother)

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow? Blue

3. Your first initial? h

4. Your month of birth? September

5. Which colour do you like more, black or white? white

6. Name of a person of the same gender as yours. Adelaide (she's my sister)

7. Your favorite number? 10

8. Do you like California or Florida more? California

9. Do you like lakes or oceans more? lakes

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one): Hmm ...

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

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THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person. hey! that mean's I'm in love with my brother!

2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. That's me!

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you’re initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. do I?

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Well we're moving house . . .
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. I wonder who that is?

6. This person is your best friend. My best friend is not adelaide, its annabel.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. Actually that's right

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure. Yep
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. okay, if you say so
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! Hmm ...

Little kids are annoying.

That stands as a fact, atually I'm gonna put it in capital letters

LITTLE KIDS ARE ANNOYING.

The Question is: How annoying can they get?

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh and then someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in CQ (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Col Clamworthy is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you don’t say a thing about yourself in your fan fiction bio but instead yell random things that make you late. Crazy is when you start getting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging out with your friends. Crazy is when you make random CQ references and you see CQ related things and point it out to your friends and they tell you to shut up and you’re crazy. Crazy is when you'd rather read then eat. Crazy is when you sprain your ankle and keep on skateboarding. Crazy is when you memorize those phrase thingies that everyone posts on here and randomly say them to everybody you do and don't know. Crazy is when you print off two copies of your favorite "Copy and pastes" and stick one copy on your wall and the other inside your school locker. Crazy is when you stare at people until they say "what?' and then you say: "You are very interesting to watch." Crazy is when you walk into a lampost and say 'sorry!'. Crazy is where you read 3 books a day. Crazy is where you get kicked in the head by your best friend and laugh even though it hurt. Crazy is where you look all round the house for something then find it by your feet. Crazy is where you go to grammar school but fail your maths test miserably. Crazy is when you begin to say something, realise it's going to embrass you and turn it quickly into a song. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

STATUS OF STORIES - 18/10/09:

The Magic of Midnight: Updated last week. Some useful reviews would be nice.

The Children of the Ancient Solander Oak: Updated TODAY! Reviews are Needed.

STATUS OF STORIES - 1/11/09:

The Magic of Midnight: Updated a couple of days ago. Some reviews would be fantastic.

The Children of the Ancient Solander Oak: Update coming soon, I promise, I just need one tiny review.

Elyssa, Faerie Thief: New story. Updated same time as TMOM. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE review it.

STATUS OF STORIES - 5/10/10:

I'm back

New story:

The Butterfly People - Cinderella: Start of a Series of stories about these girls who all join the Butterfly Kingdom. Please Review.