Hello and welcome to my profile. There's kind of a lot to read so you best get started.

Age: I think no one will stalk me so I'm like 14.

Birthday: August. My gems a peridot. I'm a leo for my star sign and a boar on the Chinese calendar.

Gender: Female, as in I'm a girl who loves green, specifically sea green/turquoise/blueish green or mint green.

Nationality: Filipino-American and proud of it. :)

Birth Place: Moorhead, Kentucky, United States

Where I Live Now: Michigan, United State a.k.a. The Wolverine State a.k.a. The Great Lakes State a.k.a. 'The Mitten-shaped State' in my own words.

What Do I Look Like: I have dark dark dark dark dark dark dark dark brown hair though many say I really have black hair. I'm starting to believe them. In the sunlight you can see I have reddish brown natural highlights on my hair's edge. My hair is straight and at shoulder length. My eyes are brown. I have to wear brown-rimmed rectangular glasses because my parents won't let me get contacts. Also I have quite small eyes that my mom says are cute but she is my mom so yeah. I am a shorty at about 5 feet and am quite thin with ridiculously small wrists. You'll always find me wearing a watch to tell the time. I also wear hairbands for emergencies such as intense heat when a pony tail is needed or just to flick someone with for their stupidity or just 'cause.

Personality: I'm an all A student/smarty. I'm energetic and hardworking and adventurous. I can be talkative depending on whom I'm talking to. I'm nice, sometimes too nice when I shouldn't be. I can do my own thing without friends or anyone if I feel like it. My imagination is quite crazy and creative and I brood and think about many things. I try my best at all I do and try to be confident in all I do. I like honest and loyal people, but hate people who are judgmental-judge a person by unreasonable means or just judges a persons actions too deeply. I hate hypocrites, but most of all I hate people who won't admit they are hypocrites(Everyone is one at some point in their life). Don't betray my trust 'cause I will get you. Also I don't like liars. If you lie in front of me to someone else with my knowing I will be very unhappy with you and especially me for not being truthful. Lastly I'm a very sensitive person to doing bad things, which I hate about me. If I do one wrong thing I can't help but be a little guilty for doing it. It's just my nature. I hate myself for being such a wimp like that. If I ever do something bad it's like a brick is added to the all the other things I need to balance in my life. Being such a guilty person after doing a bad things(just the simplest of bad things even) really sucks! This may sound cliche, but it's the truest thing I've ever said and I'm sure every agrees when said about themselves: nobody gets me.

Hobbies: Tennis, Being A Thinker, Listening to Music, Reading, Writing, Poetry, Song-writing, Daydreaming, Imagining, Making Comments on Stuff, and Asking lots of Questions.

Ambitions: I've wanted to be a million things: doctor(my dad's one), teacher(when I was younger my teacher's were nice(not that they aren't now), artist(I'm pretty good), vet(I like animals, but that was a 2nd grad thing), secretary(I'm kind of a perfectionist/overachiever(so my friends say, which I DON'T think is true) and I like to organize stuff(sometimes I surprise myself with my nerdiness), lawyer(I was 10 and I thought the blazers they wore were cool, plus my grandpa was one, but I'm not too good at debate), architect(I'm good with numbers), archaeologist(I like history and scavenger hunts), reporter(I don't think I'm too good at improvising(I have a slight stage fright involving knobbly knees-yes I know it's not a stage when you report on tv but...), journalist/investigative reporter(writing is my thing, but reporting might not be my thing), psychologist(don't take this in a strange way, but I just like to think about how the mind works and I just like to think-my mom says this need a vacation every year though), and, my most likely pick, a writer.

My favorite music: I like pop, but usual a song that has indepth thinking or makes me think of something gets my attention the most.

My favorite books:

The Inheritence Series(Eragon, Eldest, Brisingr) Sept. 20th Whoo!!
The Mysterious Benedict Society, The Mysterious Benedict Society and the Perilous Journey
Chasing Vermeer, The Wright 3, and The Calder Game
The Prophecy of the Stones
Shakespeare's Secret
The Phantom of the Opera
The Time Travelers and The Time Thief
The Divide Trilogy(The Divide, Back to the Divide, and Jink on the Divide)
Because of Winn-Dixie
So B. It
The Westing Game
The Sign of the Beaver?(Brings back memories of elementary school.)
Thirteen Reasons Why
What My Mother Doesn't Know
Molly Moon Series(Molly Moon's Incredible Book of Hypnotism, Molly Moon Stops the World, Molly Moon's Hypnotic Time Travel Adventure, and Molly Moon, Mickey Minus, & the Mind Machine)
The Monsters of Morley Manor
The Name of This Book is Secret and If You Are Reading This, It's Too Late
Percy Jackson and the Olympians Series(The Lightning Thief, The Sea of Monsters, The Titan's Curse, and The Battle of the Labyrinth, The Last Olympian)
Leven Thumps and the Gateway to Foo, Leven Thumps and the Whispered Secret, Leven Thumps and the Eyes of the Want, Leven Thumps and the Wrath of Ezra
Harry Potter Series(Harry Potter and the... Sorceror's Stone, Chamber of Secrets, Prisoner of Azkaban, Goblet of Fire, Order of the Phoenix, Half-Blood Prince, and Deathly Hallows)
A Series of Unfortunate Events Series
Guardians of Ga' Hoole Series(The Capture, The Journey, The Rescue, The Siege, The Shattering, The Burning, The Hatchling, The Outcast-The rest of the series gets boring after that)
Dealing With Dragons-Same here.

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Raise Your Hand

Raise your hand if you’ve ever had a false love,
Raise your hand if you’ve ever been called a slut,
Raise your hand if after that you punched them right in the gut.

Raise your hand if you have some anger inside of you,
Raise your hand if you don’t know where it’s from.

Raise your hand if you feel like a sheltered fool,

Raise your hand if you’ve ever broken down in tears in the wrong place.

Raise your hand if you’ve ever raced and lost.

Raise your hand if you’ve ever felt someone touch you,
Raise your hand if it was the wrong person but it felt so good.

Raise your hand if you’ve ever felt so good about something so wrong.

Raise your hand if you’ve ever been called evil,
Raise your hand if you don’t really care.

Raise your hand if you’ve ever sat down and thought for hours and hours,
Raise your hand if you feel like you’ll never find that one special person.

Raise your hand if you feel like real life is boring and dull.

Raise your hand if you write and read rather than succeed,
Raise your hand if it’s because you feel that grades are a waste of time.

Raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to fall in love, and couldn’t.

Raise your hand if you can say, “it’s not my fault, and look him in the eye,
Raise your hand if you lie with the truth,
Raise your hand if you’ve ever felt guilty just for living a life without pain,
Raise your hand if you want more.

Raise your hand if you ever felt wrong because of a memory,
Raise your hand if you’ve ever laughed because of something years ago.

Raise your hand if wounds don’t heal so easy for you,
Raise your hand if you’ve ever felt something terrible scar your heart.

Raise your hand if you’ve ever screwed something beautiful up,
Raise your hand if you’re impatient beyond belief,
Raise your hand if nobody understands.

Raise your hand if you’re lonely.

Raise your hand if you feel your pulse and wonder how it can still beat.

Raise your hand if this made you feel stronger.

Raise your hand if you want to feel brave and act it.

Raise your hand if you play a part.

Raise your hand if you want to love somebody so much it hurts,
Raise your hand if you feel like that’s just a fairy tale.

Raise your hand if this made you feel.
-sistergrimm2 of Fanfiction.

How to Tell if You're a Writer:

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e.‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101.

Ten Signs of Obsession with a Book (Series) or Movie

10. You are constantly thinking about it.
9. You have at least a billion characterizations and opinions about it and want to discuss it 24/7.
8. You are thinking of parodies for it and posting them in fanfiction.net.
7. You have a billion questions you want to ask the author (e.g. Does Annabeth have a bellybutton? How does Edward react when he hears sixties' music?).
6. Your friends and immediate family notice that this book (series) or movie is all you ever talk about.
5. You daydream about it when you are bored.
4. You are constantly thinking of sequels or prequels and putting them on fanfiction.net.
3. When you doodle, it happens to be one or more characters or a symbol in the book (series) or movie.
2. You reread/rewatch the book (series) or movie on a daily basis.
1. You think about it every night before you go to sleep.

Quotes and Other Stuff:

Kwai Cheng: Old man, how is it that you hear these things?
Master Po: Young man, how is it that you do not?
Kung-Fu, 1972

"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.."(G.B.S.)

"God doesn't make the world the way it is. We do"-Rorschach, Watchmen

"If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it." -Toni Morrison

"Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot." -Anonymous

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you lack common sense, copy and paste this onto you're profile.

If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile.

If you want to be a writer someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If writing is for losers, then some of he most famous people in the world are losers. Those people are popular. Therefore us losers are popular AND famous

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you repeatedly read page 203 in The Battle of the Labyrinth, copy and paste this in your profile.!!

If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: the fear of long words. Now what SmartAss came up with that? If you think that is really funny, but can't pronounce it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let life wonder how the heck you did it!

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you don't review, I won't write. If I don't write, you won't review. If you think people should review after they read, copy and paste this on your profile.

Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and tell life to make its own damn lemonade!!

When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice, and let life wonder how the heck you did that!

They say "guns don’t kill people, people kill people.' Well, I think the gun helps, because if you just stood there and yelled BANG I don’t think you'd kill too many people.

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we're already there?

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

One day we're going to look back on this, laugh nervously and then change the subject.

Someday your prince will come. Mine took a wrong turn and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

Do unto others before they do unto you.

Nothing is illegal until you get caught.

Be nice to your kids, they'll chose your nursing home.

If you think that girls are equals to boys, copy and paste this on your profile.

If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

Behind every good man, there is a good woman. And behind every good woman, there's another man looking at her butt.

The next sentence is true. The previous sentence is false.

A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.

Follow your dreams... except the one when you're at school in your underwear.

You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.

Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.

I'm not afraid of death...I just don't want to be there when it happens.

An apple a day keeps the Doctor away...if you can throw it hard enough.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

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I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole!

'It’s always the last place you look'. Well of course it is! Why the heck would I keep looking after I found it!

There are 3 kinds of people in this world. those who can do math and those who can't.

2 out of 3 people understand fractions.

dont worry about the people in your past, theres a reason they didnt make it to your future.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. Hey Lavender, ya still wanna call Ron Won Won? Yeah, thought not!

“Sometimes you put walls up not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down"-Anonymous 'til credited.

When your in jail a friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying "damn that was fun!"

Your laughing now because your older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would you keep looking after I found it?

When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.

Sticks and stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within.

Its not until you're broken that you know what you're made of.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile.

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.

Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better!" but best friends will prank call him saying "You will die in seven days!"

A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say "Its because your gay isn't it?"

I called your boyfriend "gay" and he hit me with his purse!

A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend keeps walking and says,"Walk much dumbass?"

"The people who deserve to live the most, die too soon…"-Hannaaah's Kind Teacher, may she rest in peace.

"And in the darkest night, if my memory serves me right, i'll never turn back time, forgetting you but not the time" - whatsername

“We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.” -Kurt Vonnegut

Expect the unexpected.

Smile even through tears.

Never live for the past ALWAYS live for the future.

Never live with regrets.

A lean silent figure slowly fades into the gathering darkness, aware at last that in this world, With great power there must also come great responsibility.

A person is a person no matter how small.

I said what I meant and meant what I said.

My mind is like a parachute it works best open!!

What's meant to be will always find away!!

Live every day of your life to the fullest.

Don't let anyone put you down.

I have a switch in my apartment that doesn't do anything. Every once in a while I turn it on and off. On and off. On and off. The other day I got a call from a woman in France saying "Cut it out!"

The other day I ...uh, no, that wasn't me...

If it doesn't fit, force it; if it breaks, it needed replacement anyway.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Life, is like God's way of kicking your sorry ass out of heaven and yelling, "AND DON'T COME BACK!!" Death, is like God's way of dragging you back up to heaven by your collar, mumbling, "Okay, I think you've done enough damage..."

A good friend will bring you bail money when you're in jail. A BEST friend will be right in the cell next to you saying, "You have GOT to learn to run faster!"

Insane people never know that they're insane. It's the sane ones you have to worry about. Because they know they're insane. And they know how to use it.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I'm saying.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.

"Their destinies are intertwined; every hero will feel a love so strong it will bring them to their knees…" - thewomanwhosoldtheworld

Destiny is no matter. It is a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be a achieved.-William Jennings Bryan

"You don't write because you want to say something. You write because you have something to say" --F. Scott Fitzgerald

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself" --Franklin Delano Roosevelt

"Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone; you are the one who gets burned." --Buddha

"Things do not change; we change" --Thoreau

"Acting is the art of persuasion: the actor persuedes himself, first, and through himself, the audience." --Laurence Oliver

"All the world's a stage" --William Shakespeare

“We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.” -Kurt Vonnegut

What happens to a dream deferred?
Does it dry up
Like a raisin in the sun?
Or fester like a sore--
And then run?
Does it stink like rotten meat?
Or crust and sugar over--
like a syrupy sweet?
Maybe it just sags
like a heavy load.
Or does it explode?
-Langston Hughes

People are afraid of themselves, of their own reality; their feelings most of all. People talk about how great love is, but that's bullshit. Love hurts. Feelings are disturbing. People are taught that pain is evil and dangerous. How can they deal with love if they're afraid to feel? Pain is meant to wake us up. People try to hide their pain. But they're wrong. Pain is something to carry, like a radio. You feel your strength in the experience of pain. It's all in how you carry it. That's what matters. Pain is a feeling. Your feelings are a part of you. Your own reality. If you feel ashamed of them, and hide them, you're letting society destroy your reality. You should stand up for your right to feel your pain.” - Jim Morrison

I am “POPULAR”, so I MUST be a rude stuck up brat

I'm AUTISTIC, so I MUST be mean and have no self control

I get STRAIGHT A’S, so I MUST be a weird
I'm a "NERD", so I MUST have mental issues
I am in BAND, so I MUST be a freak
I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST think I'm better
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshiping baby killer
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's butt
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I'm a TREE HUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I'm INTO JIMMY HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean
I haven't EVER HAD A BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be a unromantic
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a BRUNETTE, so I MUST be a smart-aleck
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a with a jock boyfriend
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I'm a METHODIST, so I MUST be lazy not caring person
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time
I LOVE MY FRIENDS, so I MUST be giving them something
I'm SUSPICIOUS, so I MUST be an arrogant jerk
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious
I have ADHD/ADD, so I MUST be a crazy-chick that you can't control.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I'm a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST support everything that Bush does
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid and stuck up
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm SHORT, so I MUST compensate with something else
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too
I'm IMPULSIVE, so I MUST be an idiot.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be dumb.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be prejudiced.
I WRITE, so I MUST be a loner.
I'm QUIET AND SHY, so I MUST be stuck-up.
I'm AWKWARD AROUND THE OPPOSITE SEX, so I MUST be a pimple-faced teen.
I'm FORGETFUL, so I MUST be doing it on purpose.
I sometimes SAY STUPID THINGS, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm TALL, so I MUST be good at basketball and volleyball.
I'm a GYMNAST, so I MUST be a wanna-be cheerleader.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST be hilarious.
I don't HAVE ANY FRIENDS, so I MUST be autistic

Stop stereotypes! Copy this into your bio.

Message to the world:

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
(Post this on your profile if you hate racism.)

Girls

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy.So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deep he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.

If you love your dad, post this on your profile

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost

Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive

Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away

Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down

Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

Friend: Will bail me out of jail

Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we screwed up"

Friend: Will go to a concert with me

Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."

Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"

Friend: Asks me for my number

Best friend: Asks me for her number

Friend: Hides me from the cops

Best Friend: is probably the reason they’re after me in the first place

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public

Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Friends: Fade

Best Friends: Are 4 Ever

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his friends,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

the one who turns to his friends and says THAT'S HER!

What a TRUE boyfriend would do for you:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignore's you
Give her your attention

When she pull's away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it

- Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her

- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Tease her and let her tease you back.

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes.

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.

- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

Natural Highs

1. Falling in love.
2. Laughing so hard your face hurts.
3. A hot shower.
4. No lines at the supermarket.
5. A special glance.
6. Getting mail.
7. Taking a drive on a pretty road.
8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio.
9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside.
10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer.
11. Chocolate milkshake (vanilla or strawberry).
12. A bubble bath.
13. Giggling.
14. A good conversation.
15. The beach
16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter.
17. Laughing at yourself.
18. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you
19. Midnight phone calls that last for hours.
20. Running through sprinklers.
21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all.
22. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful.
23. Laughing at an inside joke with FRIENDS
25. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you.
26. Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep.
27. Your first kiss (either the very first or with a new partner).
28. Making new friends or spending time with old ones.
29. Playing with a new puppy.
30. Having someone play with your hair.
31. Sweet dreams.
32. Hot chocolate.
33. Road trips with friends.
34. Swinging on swings.
35. Making eye contact with a cute stranger.
36. Making chocolate chip cookies.
37. Having your friends send you homemade cookies.
38. Holding hands with someone you care about.
39. Running into an old friend and realizing that some things (good or bad) never change.
40. Watching the _expression on someone's face as they open a much desired present from you.
41. Watching the sunrise.
42. Getting out of bed every morning and being grateful for another beautiful day.
43. Knowing that somebody misses you.
44. Getting a hug from someone you care about deeply.
45. Knowing you've done the right thing, no matter what other people think.

Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

Copy this into your profile if you think child abuse is wrong.

IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME!

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

If you believe these or think they are true, copy them onto your profile:

there are 3 kinds of people in this world. those who can do math and those who can't.

dont worry about the people in your past, there's a reason they didn't make it to your future.

the rules only apply if you get caught.

some people are like slinkies...they're really good for nothing...but the still bring a smile to your face, you push them down a flight of stairs.

"I'm not suffering from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."

"Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have the film."

"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do."

TO ALL MY FRIENDS:

1. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

2. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

3. When you are confused, I will use little words.

4. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have.

5. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.

6.You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid...

7.When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

Love is love. Love is you. I love love, so I love you.

Things I've Learned In My Short Lifespan:
It is hard to teach someone something. You've got to give some teachers their props.
Lovesick friends are no good for anything but being all lovey-dovey.
People aren't ever what they seem(Well, duh!).
You can only truly be yourself with yourself.
Hypocrisy is practiced by everyone at one point in their life(So basically everyone is a hypocrite in the very end).
If you watch creepy or scary stuff at night, it's way creepier and scarier than in daytime. Hehe.
The people who are closest to you are sometimes the most alien to you(yeah I kind of got that from Eldest so this is credited to Christopher Paolini. it is a good moral so I put it here. I just came up with this last part on my own). The reason for this: You think you know someone so well that you predict exactly what that person will do knowingly because of your close relationship with them and are completely surprised when they do the exact opposite of what they usually do as your friend. To shorten it: You know that person too well that when they do something completely out of the ordinary from their usual it is such a big surprise.

Okay so here is finally the end of my pretty long profile. Sorry if this bored you to death and if not, lucky you. One day I may shorten...or not, so you'll just have to deal with it. Again sorry I've read a few autobiographies/biographies and they were a little boring to read (for me at least). This is especially possible when the person you're reading about is some random person that has a random account on a random website that lets people tell random things about themselves whether or not some random person wants to know about them(wow! that was a long sentence). To make it more general: People probably don't want to read a biography about a person whose life isn't interesting, is extremely boring or that person is just plain boring. I don't know if I'm boring or not so you can be the jugde of that. Jugde me as harsh as you want 'cause it's your opinion and you get decide what to do with it. Well that was just some random and not so random things about me. This is GAjay4efva89 signing off- ;) Gaby A.(Shocker! Another clue about my real full name. Oh no, I might have stalkers now(if they can some how figure out what my full name is with only the nickname of my first name as a hint. who knows, someone might be smart enough to find that out with only a nickname. actually that's freaky to think about so never mind)!