Well, hello there! I see you've found the humble abode of Equanimity.

Something about myself, you'd like to know, hmm?

Well, as my pen name suggests, I'm a fairly composed and level headed person, although no one can figure if that's a positive or negative trait. I like to think of myself as a reasonably pleasant person at first impressions. Ok, maybe not first impressions, I'm no good at them. I don't really feel the need to tell you where I live, but here's a clue, I'm listening to London's Heart 106.2.

I can...

Speak three languages fluently. Look at a situation through an objective view. Remember random facts that are of no use; for example, did you know there is only one silver back gorilla in a pack and he is the born leader?

I have...

Two sisters and a brother. Two parents. Eleven blood aunts and uncles, all of whom are married. Thirty six cousins (with one more on the way). One grandparent. And one great grandparent.

I will...

Leave you all to ponder on my existence now. I've given you a tit bit, what more do you want? So shoo!

Ok, I feel obliged to explain that Them is a one-shot, it's not really a story or even fiction, it's basically an introduction and vague description of my family. Happy, isn't it? I guess it does explain a lot about why I'm writing Obscured Vision.