MONKEYS ATTACK!!

HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI

IM ME AND YOURE YOU

IM VALERIE OR VAZOPO OR VIOLET OR CRAZY

IM HALIMA/HAMIE/COCOA/HAHABA/HOLLY/CRAZY

Valerie: I'm Valerie!!

Halima: I'm Halima!!

Logan: And I'm... Logan!!

Both Girls: NOOOO!!

Valerie: Wait, you're not in here!! You moved to Palm!

Magic wand pops out of no where and turns Logan into a laptop.

Halima: Yay, I finally get one! Awesome this one talks!

Logan 2000: You've got mail and a whole lot of talking coming your way!

Halima:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Dont talk to me!

Valerie: Oh, duh.

Valerie turns the volume to mute and life becomes easier.

OK forget all that! This is our page! MUAHAHAHA

DUH Our names are Halima and Valerie. Valerie's the typer and fancy-editor. And Halima's the come-up-with-idea person. Um, we're funny people, I think, er, I mean, we think. WE have this story, a weird one, about our friend. It's stupid and half of the plot is flying around in lala land, but maybe... we'll survive.

Valerie: I kinda told Halima that if we get our story fave'd, I'd slap myself...and then her hair.

Halima: And I'll be there to see that. Ha, wait, MY hair?!

Um, yeah, we go to school together and have known each other since the third grade. We love making people laugh and think of ourselves as cheerful, happy, calm, peace-loving-

Halima: Okay, we get it! We're not hippies! And since when were we calm?!

Valerie: Um, since I had a keyboard, O crazy one.

Halima: Finally, you got it right! Good job!

Yeah, Valerie came up with the crazy title...Halima tried to stop her, though. ENJOY!!

RICE-AND-CHICKEN

Halima:Valerie is crazy save yourselves.