Oh My God! The Kaulitz twins are soo HOT!

XOXOXOXOXOXOXO Yaoi Alert!! XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX

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( jann dear, this means you)

From bonyasn:

Seme Hand book:

-Its perfectly alright to pin a grown man to the wall using just one hand to grip his wrists...

-After sex,you always wear the pajama pants.Your uke will wear the shirt,lest he wishes to tempt you again with his perky pink nipples

-Want to know the meaning behind your uke's words? Use your handy uke-tionary.
No, i dont want this=fuck me
Stop it= fuck me
I need sleep = fuck me
Whats for dinner?= fuck me

-Seme's dont eat cake. Ever.

-Seme dont eat Uke, Uke eat seme!

From: kasssumi

- Semes hardly ever have sex completely naked. That's an uke thing

(from the mangafox thing that looks like the one from kassumi)

- A seme's car must be a Ferrari, a Porche or some other expensive make. It must also defy the laws of physics by being bigger on the inside than it is on the outside for maximum uke-smexing