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| blueinkedbones |
Author has written 24 stories for Life, Love, Humor, Song, Family, and Haiku. Rose. 18. Searching for words. | |||||||
1. insomnia song reviewsi slept like a baby, so no, i didn't sleep.Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-24-13 - Complete2. blind spotswe roll up windows in the rain, my eyes keep closing/ there is nothing to explain, but still I'm supposing/ you'll keep on talking till your mouth goes dry...Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Published: 8-2-12 - Complete3. Use Viagra Moves Like Jagger PARODY reviewsSometimes you just need a little help from a small, blue friend. No, not a Smurf. The other small blue friend. ... ...No, not a Nac Mac Feegle either. To the tune of Maroon 5's "Moves Like Jagger."Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-5-11 - Complete4. help » reviewsi need yours. t for language.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-30-11 - Published: 8-11-11 - Complete5. amateur autopsy of a broken heart reviewsCOD: blunt force trauma by knife in the back.Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-10-11 - Complete6. ghost reviewsyes, that's a lovely wall behind me.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Family/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-4-11 - Complete7. Last Friday Night PARODY reviews"Last Friday night I tweeted a picture of myself…" Anthony Weiner explains with the help of Katy Perry.Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-22-11 - Complete8. pulse reviewsthumping under my skin.Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-17-11 - Complete9. one question reviewscan I put a bullet in you?Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-7-11 - Complete10. Harry Who? A Song To All Twilight Fans reviewsHarry doesnt understand why Edward gets so much attention. To the tune of Cee Lo Green's "Forget You".Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-17-11 - Complete11. 37 Seconds reviewsIf I haven't already lost it, Im losing it.Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-23-10 - Complete12. pictureperfect reviewsStare at the photographs and suddenly the smiles seem so fake/Flip through the pictures that he's taken always making this mistake/Every couple that he's chosen, scripted, made up, told to pose and/Don't they make a sweet commotion?... You can walk awayPoetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-3-10 - Complete13. RIP You're Dead To Me reviewsMaybe I'm supposed to care when I hear my ex is dead/But instead I'm writing weird hate songs and going back to bed/Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-13-10 - Complete14. Crazy Love reviewsI cant stand you and you hate me/And it's off and on repeatedly/Apologies belated/I watched; she instigated and/She was cute, sure/Absolutely true/But here's a fact you can't work through/She's elite and pretty sweet/But she cant drive you crazy like I doPoetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-13-10 - Complete15. tiny shoe parade reviewsTap tap thump stagger/Little legs start a swagger/All their own...Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Family/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-10-09 - Complete16. 140 Characters 2: Return of the Tweet reviewsResponse to '140 Characters' by Aeternus Temporal. She said, "How meaningful can something be in 140 characters?" You tell me.Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-26-09 - Complete17. The Twilight SongParody of 'Umbrella' by Rihanna reviewsBella, Bella, Bella, yeah/ yeah yeah /Edward and Bella...Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-19-09 - Complete18. Kelsey reviewsKelsey's producer lives in his mother's basement/ Her singles on the radio thanks to product placement/ She doesn't wear any makeup but she's got a scene to shakeup/ Her parents don't believe her but soon they're gonna wake up...Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-18-09 - Complete19. Sara Green reviewsHer name was Sara Green/ She was a drama queen/ She wanted everything/ Handed on a silver platter...Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-18-09 - Complete20. Old reviewsThe skin of her face is creased in odd places The picture in the dictionary listing of decay is An understated her. What I'm trying to say is Old age friggin' scares me.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-18-09 - Complete21. Ode To the B11 reviewsFeels like its been an hour of me waiting in this spot/ And watching cars go by like melting butter/ Lips forming silent prayer because Im really not/ Patient at all. Here's what I mutter.Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-18-09 - Complete22. Little Miss Mannequin reviewsA little more plastic, a little less skin, one more operation and she'll be a mannequin.Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-18-09 - Complete23. Garden of Eden reviewsEven God can't keep the two together if Adam goes and screws it up.Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-9-09 - Complete24. Ode To Suicide reviewsThe guilty sting- unpleasant thing- that makes her do the deed...Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-9-09 - Complete
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