Entre a sixteen year old girl with stringy brownish-reddy-blond hair

Girl (overly cheerful, smiling in creepy way)

Hi, my name is Rachael. I am Canadian, so I spell words differently (look above for example). I love Christmas and apples. I pretend I am funny, even though no one ever laughs at my pathetic jokes. I hate hypocrites and racists. I am here to become a better writer, and I welcome any constructive criticism. Or, you know, if you just want to point out my flaws, that works too.

Entre ninja, whom proceeds to disembowel Girl. Girl keels over. Ninja exit, laughing manaically.

I also have a fanfiction account, which has been in poor, poor disregard the past few months.

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1686639/FirelordMee-Ya

So if anyone has any comments, or even if you have a bone to pick with me, just sent me a PM. :)