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since: 09-28-09, id: 691159, Profile Updated: 11-25-09
country: United States
Author has written 1 story for Supernatural.

Hey, This is Rebecca a.k.a Crystal Red Roses. First if all i need you to know that my BFF has co-written these stories ( actually, im just the editor) her name is Arren Kaze. I will be mostly managing this page but if you want to talk to her or personally address anything to her just say To: Caroline at the top of you review or PM her on her profile.

OK, if you actually care to visit this page a. look down and read some of my stories . and b. I have a FanFiction account( same pen-name) but it is separate ( itz mine as in me, Rebecca)go check it out :)

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Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)


SuRvEy!!

What's your name? Rebecca

Gender? Female.

Age? ummmmm neither of us are telling you

Height? Last time I checked I was 5'3

Weight? That's rude!

Hair color? Brown,

Eye color? Chocolate with a black ring around the outside

What are you doing right now? Typing

Who's next to you right now? a chair

Do you have an imaginary friend? Yep, her name is Lissa and she is a puple smurf

Do you want an imaginary friend? ...I dont want to hurt her feelings...

Grab the nearest book. Turn to page 96, paragraph 2, line 3. What does it say? "Its lovely if only you could frost someone to death" from the Hunger games by Suzanne Collins

Look to your left. What do you see?The Phone and my i-pod

Who's your crush? I'm not telling you!

What was the last thing you ate? um potato chips

What were you doing at 6:45 this morning? Listening to my Mp3 player while getting ready for school

What was the last thing you yelled? CARLOS COME HERE

Do you have siblings? Yes, but he moved out

How many? 1. My brother is turning 20 this year

If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be? Russia

Do you believe in magic? In a young girl's heart...LOL...

Do you believe in fairies? depends if i have broken anything lately

Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs? I don't know

More than once? probably not

What did you do when you got to the bottom? ...

What's your birthday? April 1

What's your birthstone? Diamond

Type your name with your feet. rtr5e4b44ecdfcfdqa

Was that fun? yes it was AMAZING...not

Run around the house. How do you feel? dumb because i tripped

Do you own a credit card? ...no...

Do you like to shop? Only for books

What's the last thing you bought? hawaiian shaved ice

Who's your crush? ha ha im not telling you

What's you favorite color(s)?silver and purple

Favorite animal? Snow leopard

Favorite fruit? Orange

Quick! You have to save the world! HANNAH MONTANA DID IT... that should keep them occupied

Someone has a knife to your back. ooooo crap

Do you swear? no

Do your parents know you swear?...

What are your favorite books? (Not in this order) Vampire Academy, Maximum Ride, Artemis Fowl, the Chronicles of Narnia, the Lord of the Ring, Evermore, and of course twilight

One more question...who's your crush? Damn you. A guy in my class we call him Rainbow.

~~~~~10 Ways to Annoy Jasper Hale~~~~~

10. Beg him not to eat you.

9. Inform him that he seems to be the “depressed” Cullen.

8. Go up to him, look him in the eye and ask if he is hungry.

7. Spell his name with two “a”’s (Jaspar) and call him Jaspar Cullen. When he objects, saying his name is Jasper Hale, wave your hand at him and tell him all that blood must have gone to his brain.

6. Tell him only girls feel emotions. Then giggle and run away.

5. Dress up in a cape and fangs and leap out in front of him when he is least expecting it, proclaiming you have come to suck his blood.

4. Send out waves of crazy and see how he reacts.

3. When he gets too close make your fingers into the sign of the cross and cry, “The power of Christ compels you!”

2. Splatter red paint all over his and Alice’s room and videotape his reaction.

And the Number One way to annoy Jasper Hale? 1. Whenever he says anything, snap to attention, shout “Sir, yes sir!” and salute, army style.

...TWILIGHT STUFF...

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You Since 1901

Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You Since 1916

Rosalie Cullen: Better Than You Since 1916

Alice Cullen: Quirkier Than You Since 1901

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies Since 1843

Bella Swan: Danger Magnet since 1987

...TWILIGHT STUFF over...

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one question.

She was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

You're never alone...

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