kamburger
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since: 10-16-09, id: 693752, Profile Updated: 06-22-10
country: Canada
Author has written 12 stories for General, Humor, Essay, War, Young Adult, Nature, Life, Biography, Thriller, and Fantasy.

Hi. I’m known as kamburger but you can call me Kam. I've been known to occasionally dabble in poetry, though I'm no Robert Frost. Mostly I write prose, since that's what I'm most comfortable with. I like writing Romance, but I've been trying to branch out into other genres as well.

I write at FanFiction as well (http://www.fanfiction.net/~thecanadianconspiracy) for Axis Powers Hetalia. Check it out if you like APH! (Though I'd advise against it if you don't like yaoi, haha.)

Reviews on my works are greatly appreciated, and I return all reviews. Don't hesitate to point out any incongruities in my writing, especially plot-holes. I'm terrible for plot-holes. All I ask is that the criticism is kept constructive and respectful, and we can afford the same things to each other.

Send me a PM if you like. I swear I don't bite. (On purpose, anyway.)


1. Bitter and Sweet » reviews
Life, love, acceptance, heartbreak, and all the things in between. An ongoing poetry collection
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-24-10 - Published: 1-10-10
2. The Underwear Bomber reviews
Persuasive essay. Say 'no' to airport body scanners. Seriously.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-4-10 - Complete
3. A Disjointed Exercise in Narcissism » reviews
-"It's not always going to be giggles and crazy times. I don't live on the funny farm, after all, though it does feel like it when I visit my extended family." Fragments of my life, fragmented as it is. Sort of a pillowbook/maybe part memoir?
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 4-13-10 - Published: 1-6-10
4. Henny and the Hobo Vampires reviews
Henny gets bit by a hobo vampire, and needs a cure before it's too late.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-12-10
5. Salvation » reviews
Three innocent people, a plot to engineer a deadly virus, and a romance gone wrong. This is one heck of a mess . . .
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,613 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 3-6-10 - Published: 1-26-10
6. Midnight to Morning reviews
When you don't understand the signs, which path do you take?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-28-09 - Complete
7. Strawberry Wine » reviews
-"It was a restless summer and they loved recklessly." She doesn't know whether she misses the boy, or her innocence. UPDATED!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,832 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-15-09 - Published: 11-23-09 - Complete
8. There's A Shadow On The Horizon reviews
A storm is coming.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-7-09 - Complete
9. World War I reviews
No one predicted a long road to a shallow grave.
Poetry: War - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-15-09 - Complete
10. Cats Vs Dogs reviews
A light-hearted essay on the differences between cats and dogs.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-9-09 - Complete
11. The Plight of the Bumblebee reviews
The life of a worker bee isn't so easy.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-21-09 - Complete
12. Look Closer reviews
At first glance, a simple toy - but look closer.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-19-09 - Complete