Darby is the name, and please remember it so that I won't have to tell you again, especially in PM's. It ticks me off greatly.

I am fourteen years old, born on September 29th, and the year 1995. I am in eighth grade, but I never did fail. Figure it out yourselves.

I personally love to read manga and watch anime movies, as long as they follow the manga pretty well. If they are an epic fail like Vampire Knight, screw it.

Currently, I am working on a story I find rather amazing and worth reading, personally. One day my friends and I got obsessed with Alice In Wonderland, and while at my friend's house on the 23rd of November in 2009, she gave me an amazing idea to write a story about two girls going into Wonderland. And it all happened because of us seeing a random brown rabbit go into such trees and we decided to take a look. It was too dark to see anything, however, so we did not have our own little trip to Wonderland. Just some creepy dreams as the result of watching Saw and The Thirteenth Ghost.

But, I am not like most writers on fictionpress who like to post the chapters without someone checking it first. My best friend, whom I like to call Nina, is rather observant and so I somewhat forced her into being the one who checks my work. I, myself, am not very observant. And the one who gave me this inspiration of the story is not very helpful at times, and she knows that. But, the two are my best friends and I would rather if the people, who might review on the story when I get the first chapter up, would give them some appreciation. They deserve it.

By the way, if I spelt anything wrong then... Er... Who cares? I'm only a future-to-be-famous writer. Hehe! Fair warning: I am never serious. I can't be. It's impossible. It hurts too much to hold in my hyper, energetic self.

Title: When Sanity Is Questioned

Description: For years, the court of a mad world have been searching for the correct 'Alice' to serve as their new queen and over throw the old one that is doing nothing but making their world die. Two best friends, Nora and Sarah, decide to use the ''Law of Attraction'' one day while Nora was sleeping over so that something interesting will happen to them. And on their way home from their walk, they see a brown rabbit cross by them. They choose to ignore it and look for it the next day, but the next day when they see the rabbit hole, nothing is inside of it. When night comes, they are out for another walk only to see the brown rabbit again, this time with human features. Instead of being like Alice in Wonderland and following it, they are dragged and kidnapped by it and taken to the mad world that has been suffering for years. They state that they are not the 'Alice' that the court have been searching for, but fate might say different. Loosely based off of Alice's Adventures In Wonderland and Through The Looking-Glass And What Alice Found There by the author Lewis Carroll.

Genres: Action; Adventure; Humor; Romance

Status: In-Progress, but this will most definitely be completed. It will be updated once every Tuesday.

THINGS TO DO IN TWILIGHT

1: Put glitter all over your body then go to a place where there is shade and then the sunlight then begin jumping from the shade into the sunlight and back into the sunlight saying "Sparkle... No Sparkle! Sparkle... No Sparkle!"

2: Offer Edward Cullen a razorblade when he's upset about changing Bella.

3: Give all of the werewolves their own little pet names then address them by those names for the rest of their lives.

4: Force yourself to feel ''naughty'' and then lock Jasper in a closet alone with Bella just to see what happens. Repeat with Emmett. And so on.

5: Ask Edward why he changed his name from Cedric to Edward, and if you can call him Eddie.

6: ''Confess'' to Rosalie that you are her child that was born when she was put into a coma she doesn't remember before she was changed. Have her freak out for a while before telling her that you are only kidding and that Emmett is her real child.

7: Go to the Volturi, provoke them, then blame it all on Barbie and Ken. Then run back to the Cullens and lie telling them that the Volturi attacked you for no reason, being sure to knock out Edward so he couldn't read their thoughts.

8: Bring Darth Vador to the Volturi and tell them that they should change him into a vampire so that they could obtain the most wonderful ability to win wars and crap: the force.

9: Make a church for Carlisle and start your own religion called ''Carlislism", to where your one and only god is Carlisle Cullen.

10: While Edward is out shopping, dress up in an officer uniform(or hire one, it's optional), and go up to Bella and tell her this: "I am sorry to say this, ma'am, but earlier this afternoon, your husband, Edward Cullen, ate some garlic and died." Then let her weep as you run to Edward and tell him that Bella went back into the Sims 2. After a day or two, tell the two of them you were only fooling around--that is, if they're not already dead from killing themselves.

Since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward (into a vampire), God is Carlisle. That and when every one of us woke up and saw Carlisle, we thought he was God. And God (Carlisle) said, "Let there be Edward," . . . and it was good.

Whoever said "nothing is impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door.

You know its going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Education is important. Although school is another matter entirely.

Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

Music is love in search of words.

Always forgive your enemies, it's the best way to annoy them out of their minds.

I used to be normal, until I met those freaks I now call my best friends.

I ran with scissors and lived!

I don't obsess. I just think intensely.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand Edward...or Carlsile...or James...

The knack of flying is attempting to fall . . . andmissing the ground.

Somebody needs a happy meal.

I find the phrase "Good Morning" an oxymoron.

Having the love of your life say "we can still be friends," is like your dog dying, and your mom saying you can keep it.

Your just jealous that the little voices are talking to me.

I knew something was wrong when my imaginary friends would talk to me.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense

My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminium foil.

Never knock on Deaths door. Ring the doorbell and run away; he hates that.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

Therapist = The/rapist . . . Scary thought.

Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!

You can't wait for inspiration; you have to go after it with a club.

Asking a writer what he thinks about criticism is like asking a lamppost what it thinks about dogs.

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

Ooooo . . . A life. Where can I download one?

I apologize, do you want me to mean it too?

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor"--a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive.

Slinky + Escalator = Endless Fun!

1. Peter Pan(Peter Pan)

2. Jareth(Labyrinth)

3. Seth(Wicked Lovely)

4. Cheshire Cat(Alice In Wonderland)

5. Sabrina(Reality)

6. Summer(Reality)

7. Jack Sparrow(Pirates Of The Caribbean)

8. Jack Skellington(The Nightmare Before Christmas)

9. Mad Hatter(Alice In Wonderland)

10. Beira(Wicked Lovely)

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

I'd squeal, tackle him to the ground, and demand that he take me to Neverland or I'd kill Wendy. Yesh, I ish evil.

Number 2 asked you to go out with him?

I'd say 'HELK YEAH!'

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

I'd faint and hope that he'd still be there when I woke up again. SETH IS AMAZING!

4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Wow... I honestly saw that coming. Two of the maddest characters in Alice In Wonderland, getting married. They also happen to be my favorites as well. YAY!

5 cooked you dinner?

DUH! I'D EAT IT! NINA ISH AN AMAZING COOK!

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

I'd frown and begin crying, hoping he was a really distant relative. Jack was supposed to be my future husband if Peter Pan or Jareth didn't work out! GAWD!

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

I'd poke her to try and wake her up. If that didn't work then I'd just grope her breasts. It works every time!

8 got into the hospital somehow?

For what...? He break a bone? I know, I suck at jokes.

9 made fun of your friends?

I saw it coming. He makes fun of everything.

10 ignored you all the time?

F U TWO BEIRA!

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Take me away to Neverland to protect me after I explain what the heck a serial killer is to him.

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do

Jareth carries me bridal style to his medical room to take care of me~ At least, that's what my fantasies tell me. LOL!

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

He takes me to the one place that holds my greatest fears(needles by the way): the tattoo and piercing parlor, just to get my a piercing and tattoo.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

He gets me out with his amazing cat skills then laugh at how much I was a dumb@ to even start a fire. V.V

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Feel embarrassed for me then yell at me about how stupid I am.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

She wouldn't say anything, just walk over to Beira and murder her for trying to court another girl ahem me.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

He will shoot the person for me then pat me on the back, telling me to get over it.

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?

He sings me some of my favorite songs.

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

He offers me tea and a feast dedicated to me, myself, and I!

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Freeze my mouth over. V.V

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

DUH! HE'S HOT! HE'S STRONG! HE'S DOWNRIGHT AMAZING! I AM IN LOVE WITH THE GUY! He shall always be my first boyfriend/love~~ Ah~

2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

I faint on the spot. If I don't do that, then I'd die on the spot.

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

HELK YEAH! My mother thinks like me and therefore would accept him, the emo-looking pierced guy. My dad would just warm up to him as I forced Seth to grow on him like mold. BWAHAHAHA!

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

9 is a manwre. Poor Mad Hatter. Poor freaking Cheshire Cat too. POOR MEH! I LUV 'EM BOTH!

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Probably, if Sabrina looses all of that shame she's got. Then again, nah. Summer and Sabrina will NEVER kiss.

6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?

I hit Summer upside the head and deman why the helk she became a playgirl.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

He's just afraid about the haircut he thinks I'm gonna give him. Don't see why though. Guys with long hair nowadays are hot--with the exception of Taylor Lautner. Oh, and let me say this: Heaven will be filled with demons before I cut my hair.

Number 8 thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her?

I hope Jack won't get a BOYfriend. o_o;' /Scary thoughts fill mind/

Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?

YES! In fact, I eat it like a gerbil just to look adorable and fat.

1 offers you a CD. Considereing her tastes, do you listen to it?

Hel no. He may be hot, but after listening to the songs in his Disney movies, HEL NO! But, his live action songs are pretty good... BUT STILL!

2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?

They don't know each other? Well, Jack is dead so he'd just do the Pumpkin King laugh and grin I guess as he watches Jareth committ suicide.

10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?

How the frack should I know? I don't give a crap about Beira.

3 told 6 she started her period.

Seth... a guy with a period? Hm... Well, Summer would just stare in shock then faint.

4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.

LOL! I TOTALLY SAW THAT COMING! But, sorry Hatter. I support Cheshire more than you, and if Cheshire is jealous, why not just hit Jack instead? o.o

5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?

I'd just faint on the spot, hoping she wouldn't touch me.

6 cusses 2 out in german. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does she do?

Okay... I thought is was Sabrina going to Germany. Oh well. SOOOOO... Summer cusses Jareth out in German... and Seth is watching? Well, Seth would probably be wondering why he is hiding in a bush before hearing the Mission Impossible theme come on out of nowhere, before he started playing with his tongue ring.

7 got high.

Well, he's always drunk. He was probably wanting to try something new. I don't care until we're married.

8 reads your fanfictions an complains. What is it about?

How slowly I update most likely.

9 can't stand 1, so how does he get his revenge when she spills Soda all over him?

JARETH IS A GUY THANK YOU VERY MUCH! And Peter will probably just spill more soda over Jareth, seeing as he's a kid still, and then just taunt him like how he does with Hook.

10 starts working at a bar..

HA HA BEIRA! HA HA!

1 comes in and tells you she's pregnant from 2.

I faint on the spoke. Peter/Jareth SLASH! x_x

1 breaks up with you. For what reason did he break up with you?

For the baby he is about to have with Jareth.

2 is in love with 4, she confesses. how does 4 respond?

"What the fk you going on about?"

3 is a drug addict. what do you do?

Watch as Aislinn dumps him for even thinking about drugs and then I'd burn the drugs, and ask him to marry me. My plan is going perfectly. /HEHEHAHA/

4 kiss 8. what's your reaction?

I'd squeal then punch them both in the face, breaking my fist in the process. Guy/Guy couples are cute... but not when it's the dead and a cat.

5 wants to go to hansmall. what is he going to buy from there?

How the frack should I know? Most likely anime, manga, or Twilight if it's there. If not, then a corset dress.

6 kisses your boyfriend. what do you do?

LOL!! She'd never do that to me unless I told her to do it in a dare or something. So, of course the reaction is: LMFAO!!

7 is missing where do you go to look for her?

Tortuga. DUH! Wait... Did I spell that right? o.o

8 needs a tutor. on what subject does he need tutoring?

Living101. -.-;'

9 wants to be a cheerleader. what do you say?

... Sure? Then, I'd imagine the Mad Hatter in a cheerleader's outfit...

10 hates you. why?

Because I hate her right back, and I am not the biggest fan of Winter. Plus... I put a heater in her court which nearly killed everyone. x_x;' I didn't know it'd actually do that!

1 gives you a teddy bear. why?

Because I asked for one and he's just that sweet.

2 and 6 is fighting. what do you do?

LOL! Summer is probably fighting with Jareth about whether goblins are cool or not. So, I'd just be laughing and recording it all.

3 ate 7. what's your reaction?

Well, I'd probably be wondering how the heck a used-to-be human boy that is now a faery ate a pirate--and probably liked it? Ew.

4 died. how?

I DUNNO! I'M TOO BUSY CRYING ABOUT IT!

5 turns invisible. what does he do to you?

It's a she, actuallty. And she would probably just keep poking me.

6 loses memory. you have to give him a new memory. what do you say to him?

It's a her. And I'd just tell Summer that she was married to Itachi Uchiha and was pregnant.

7 is having her baby today! what's her/his name

GAH! JACK CAN HAVE BABIES?! If it's a girl.. it's Jackarina... and if it's a boy... Jack Jr.

8 is a pervert. he's coming right at you. what do you do?

HA! A skeleton?! A pervert?! That's original. HA! HA! Well, I'd just poke him.

9 is going through a tough break up. how do you cheer her up?

Give him some tea and sweets then go kill who broke up with him.

10 broke up with 9. what do you do?

WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! BEIRA?! AND THE MAD HATTER?! WHAT THE FRACK?! Well, I'd most likely just kill Beira... or whatever. Wait--Isn't she already dead? What the--?

Have you ever read a Six/Nine fic?

Er... No. But according to Summer, they are an offical couple. -.-;'

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

His human self would definitely be! And it'd be SMEXY!

What would happen if Eight got Ten pregnant?

Three letters: L-O-L!!

Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Nope.

Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Why do Summer and Jareth keep coming into conversation--or rather question? O.o Well, the answer would be--maybe.

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Five/Nine because first of all: Beira sucks. Secondly: Sabrina is straight.

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Ten having sex?

He'd probably be wondering why he always ends up walking in on strange and rather odd things, walk out, and go to try to find some more rum.

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic

Beira has been revived and has taken over the Summer Court! Who can stop her? Probably Seth, if only he weren't too busy focusing on the subject of how the heck she even revived. How will everything end? Have Aislinn's feelings for Seth changed? Have Seth's feelings for Aislinn changed? Have Keenan's feelings for Seth changed?! Wait... What?

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Nope, sorry.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Ten hurt/comfort fic.

Pirates In Winter Hell

If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Part Of Your World from the Little Mermaid. LOL!

If you wrote a One/Six/Ten fic, what would the warning be?

CRACK!

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Never.

"(1)Peter and (7)Jack Sparrow are in a happy relationship until (9)Mad Hatter runs off with (4)Cheshire Cat. (1)Peter, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (8)Jack Skellington and a brief unhappy affair with (10)Beira, then follows the wise advice of (5)Sabrina and finds true love with (3)Seth. "

What title would you give this fic?

Frack Gives You Crack