Hi! If you're reading this, then you've stumbled upon my penname or works somewhere and decided to click on it. Thanks! If you didn't mean to come here, hey, you're always allowed to leave.

Things about me:

Name: Wouldn't you like to know.

Age: Plenty old enough to read and write the things I do.

Locations: Far enough away from stalkers like you.

Gender: Demonized

Religion: Does it really matter if I've accepted the 'loving faith of JC' or not? Yes, no maybe? Ah, good! No. Therefore, I shall not tell.

Race: Latino, African-American, Caucasian/White, Asian, Anything else that I may have forgotten to mention?: Hobbit

Harry Potter or Twilight? HP all the way, baby!

Bella or Buffy? Lets go Buffy, kick Edwards pasty white ass into dust! STAKE HIM!!

Anything Twilight? I vote off the Island.

Naruto or Sasuke? Who cares? it's the LITTLE PEOPLE WHO COUNT!! Genma and Raidou and Aoba and Shimon and Tonbo and everyone else that is almost totally IGNORED! Whoot!!

Google or Yahoo? I have a Gmail and a Yahoo. . . .but Gmail's easier and Google gives out better answers. . . and you have MysteryGoogle . . . Google wins this round.

Now, onto the important stuff:

MY WRITER'S VOWS:

I, MUSES'SNIB, SOLEMNLY VOW TO UPHOLD THE FOLLOWING:

I WILL TRY MY UTMOST TO FINISH ALL OF MY PROJECTS

I WILL LISTEN TO REVIEWERS

I WILL ATTEMPT TO RATE THINGS AS THEY SHOULD BE RATED

I WILL NOT FLAME NOT EVEN IF THEY REALLY DESERVE IT

I WILL TRY TO GIVE OUT CONSTRUCTIVE REVIEWS

I SHALL USE SPELLCHECK

AND IF I HAVE A MULTI-CHAPTERED WORK UP HERE, I SHALL NOT HOLD CHAPTERS AS HOSTAGES TO GET REVIEWS

THESE AND MORE I SWEAR ON THE NAMES OF THE GODLY AUTHORS:

J.K Rowling, J. R. R Tolkien, and Doctor Seuss

Ja!

~Muse