General Information

I am referred to as Honey.
I have a penis.

Cannibals are love.

I am secretly a romantic.

My strong accent makes it hard to talk on the phone.

English is not my first language.
I am not that weird.

Dear David Archuleta,
I hate you.
Stay out of my Google search results.
Seriously.

I don't like writing about girls.
I don't like reading about girls.
I really don't like girls.
You chicks piss me off so...
gimme a kiss.

I listen to a lot of Christian music.
I am not Christian.

No, I do not care what you think of what I have done with my profile.
It is my profile.
Not yours.

I do not have a favorite movie, though I prefer horrors, comedies, and cartoons.
Disney is my hero.

Dear public restrooms,
it is "if you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat".
Not "if you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be a sweetie and wipe the seatie".
I looked it up, and "seatie" is not a word.
Please, try to teach our children proper English and good manners/hygiene.

It is a proven fact that Canadians love me.
It is a proven fact that I love Canadians.

I also love redheads.

Tim Curry.
Marry me.

I am currently obsessed with fetishes and mental disorders. I assume it has something to
do with my sick fascination with the macabre and the human mind mixed together.
Or maybe I am just a perverted freak.

I like toe-socks. Toe socks? Whatever.

Yes.
I am that weird.

I have a phobia of men I am not familiar with.
This is highly ironic.

Oh, you meant that cat?
Oops.

Poodles cannot fly.
That is all.

Surprisingly, I do not hate Owl City.
But Archuleta still needs to be kicked.
Stay out of my search results, boy.
I mean it.

Dear Disney Channel,
die.

I am getting married.
Oh god.

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Life is so busy.
I love fucking with people.

AvPD may not be updated for a while longer
it may be two chapters, instead of three
I do not know
I have several other short stories planned
and a multi-chapter story in the process of being planned
that will be taken more seriously than Asphyxia
I love Asphyxia, but here is the truth:
it is just a "whatever the fuck I feel like" story.

Thursday, March 25, 2010

So a little while ago I updated Asphyxia.
I also wrote Cut Me.
Now I am working on another short story.
Good times.

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

After more hardship than I would ever like to deal with again
I think I can finally sit down and relax
and maybe, hopefully, write again.
I think I will rewrite Asphxia
go back and fix all my mistakes
make things better
all that good stuff.

Sunday, January 16, 2011

Totally uploaded a new story today.
A scifi one. Because I like scifi.
I have been plotting this one for over a year.
So, enjoy.

Also, a big thank you to everyone who paid attention
to me over the course of 2010. Makes me so happy.
I had 1951 hits and 589 visitors on Asphyxia.
Thanks so much.

Monday, June 13, 2011

I hate technology.
And technology hates me.
Wrote something completely irrelevant to anything and everything.
It serves no purpose other than as something to remind myself
that the internet still exists and that I still have the ability to write.
Fictionpress changed things while I was gone and now I am very confused.