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| Slaaty |
Author has written 13 stories for General, Young Adult, Humor, Essay, Romance, Love, and Life. Vocabulary Makes Me Smile Oh katzenjammer, leave me alone. My coccyx aches like a sweet tooth and observing the avifauna is my only cure. He is a zajebiste, niffy twat, but I'd like to pour him into a carafe and keep him forever and ever. “Mamihlapinatapai: A look shared by two people with each wishing that the other will initiate something that both desire but which neither one wants to start.” Slaaty who? She is of the moody, angsty species of teenagerus. In her natural habitat, she can be found sleeping, eating, or riding wild mood swings. Her net spontaneity amounts to the grand total of 0. She lives a very spontaneous life, you see. She is looking for a playmate to share jokes, insults, philosophical ideas, and crappy pick-up lines with. She is a rather advanced species, so she will and can respond to private messages. Her favourite thing to do at the moment? Skate and not fall down. :) She can often be found lurking here or there (or anywhere). She finds talking in third person amusing, and she has been watching too many nature documentaries. She's going to get some coffee and go to sleep. Slaaty signed out. cold x sleepy x identity x help x learn | |||||||||
1. Box of Rainbows reviewsTogether we fly through our colouring book, filling in the blanks with shades of our eccentricity.Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-21-102. Hindsight » reviewsIt's funny how we always think of the right words to say two days later. /Quick note: chapters are not related - hop in and gather what you may./Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-20-10 - Published: 10-21-103. Struggle reviewsI hear your name, I enter a stupor.Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-18-104. Chant reviewsI wish I could take this paint brush of Nakir and colour you between the lines.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-5-105. Hold My Breath reviewsDear mirror, I'm perfect today, but pizzas on a Wednesday afternoon ruin the beauty.Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-5-106. Five More Minutes reviewsIn Progress / "By raising your legs slowly and laying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand", she continued. Looking up, her breath caught as he replied, "well, by spreading your legs slowly and laying on your back, you can sink into my bed."Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-17-107. Of secks and tree stump bashing reviewsA rant/essay on the ups and downs of the popular game "MapleStory". Please note: caustic - if you have not played or heard of the game, you may be disadvantaged reading this.Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-15-10 - Complete8. The Day I Shot Him reviewsONE-SHOT / I had the entire house to myself for a week: of course I spent it playing my beloved video games. But once I started mock-shooting a strange man outside my window... well, I knew I'd gone a little too far.Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-12-10 - Complete9. What's Santa's Gender? reviewsIf you are a French speaker, I would really appreciate if you could proofread my speech. Thank you!Fiction: General - Rated: K - French - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-14-1010. Hey baby, what's your sine? reviewsMath teacher, meet math student.Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-13-1011. xx reviewsEditing...Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-30-10 - Published: 1-3-1012. The Bubble Girl reviewsPlease pop me.Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-24-1013. Your Stranger Etiquette reviewsThey tell you not to take candy from a stranger. So what is the deal with Halloween?Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-1-09
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