Name: Rochelle A. Lee

Previous Pen name: Aaliyanna's-Paradise

Nickname's: Lil Kittster, Ali, Kitty, Talktothehand (lol inside joke)

Interests: Well now then I have alot but to specify a few...hmm Eating, sleeping, Anime, Writing :p, Photography (Double :p) ect. ect.

Hobbies: Oh my god I have alot Damn! But ok ok, Eating (lmao I love to eat Whatever! who doesnt? and I especially love cheesy food!! cheetoes is my number one addiction!!) Sleeping (Yea sounds boring but then again the world can be more boring than sleep so..), Taking long walks or riding my bike all over the place. I. ja'dore. Music. I'm very musical and play five instruments: Guitar, Piano, Clarinet, Flute and the drums. (on the drums I just beat out some crazy shit I only just started learning them in my music class Thank you to my Music teacher for not getting annoyed with me!! Cuz of my short attention span lol. I love to draw (not paint very boring and messy), I love travelling I must admit I've been many places but it costs alot-_- that part I hate lol.

Fave bands: (ACTUALLY NO THE BEST BANDS EVER! THIS IS FOR ROCK AND SOME METAL AND IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER) MARIANAS TRENCH, FABER DRIVE!! (WUV THEM SO MUCH!), THE ACADEMY IS..., RED!(OH YEA!), ALL TIME LOW, BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE!!, THE CLICK FIVE, ESCAPE THE FATE!! (GOD THEY ROCK), EVANESCENCE!! WOOT!!, FOO FIGHTER'S, GREEN DAY, HOOBASTANK, METRO STATION, MAROON 5!! GO MAROON!! LOL, THE RED JUMPSUIT APPARATUS!! (OK YES THEY ROCK SUCKS TO ANYONE WHO DON'T LIKE EM BLEH!), SIMPLE PLAN, SAVING ABEL!! SUGARCULT!, SUM 41, 3 DOORS DOWN!!, 3 DAYS GRACE!! (THEY KICK ASS!) ALTER BRIDGE!! LINKIN PARK!! (ROOOOOAAAARRRRR), MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, ANGELS & AIRWAVES, BLINK 182, BLESS THE FALL!!, BLOC PARTY, BOYS LIKE GIRLS, BREAKING BENJAMIN!! (THEY R THE BEST!!), BULLETS AND OCTANE, DISTURBED!! (LOL YOU GOTTA BE TRULY DISTURBED TO LISTEN TO THESE PPL), EARSHOT!!, FINGER ELEVEN, NICKLEBACK!! RELIENT K, A SKY LIT DRIVE, STAIND! ROCK WILL NEVER GET OLD!! NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Fave artist of all time: (NO PARTICULAR ORDER) THE SATURDAYS, THE VALLI GIRLS, THE WRECKERS, THE RASMUS, THE PERISHERS, THE POISES, THE VERONICAS, (AH GOOD GOT ALL THE THE'S OUTTA THE WAY LOL), PLAIN WHITE TEE'S, RED HOT CHILLI PEPPERS, DASHBOARD CONFESSIONAL, SHANIA TWAIN!!, CELINE DION!! (TWO GREAT WOMEN!), SHERYL CROW, TAKE THAT, TAYLOR SWIFT, WESTLIFE, RILO KILEY, PINK!! (SHE'S SO ORIGINAL SHE ROCKS), PAT BENATAR, PAPA ROACH, OASIS, NO DOUBT, THE NATIONAL, MICHELLE BRANCH, MARIAH CAREY, MICHAEL JACKSON (EVEN THOUGH HE ACTED LIKE A RETARD I LOVE HIS MUSIC!!), LISA LYNNE, LIFEHOUSE, LILY ALLEN (ONLY BECAUSE OF HER SONG FUCK YOU!!), LEANNE RHIMES, LEONA LEWIS, KYILE MINOGUE, KT TUNSTALL, KINGS OF LEON, KENNY ROGERS, KELLY CLARKSON, KATY PERRY, KATE VOEGELE, JON MCLAUGHLIN, JOJO, JESSE MCARTNEY, JESSICA SIMPSON, JENNIFER HUDSON, ENYA, JAMES MORRISON, JAMES GALWAY, HINDER, HOKU, GUNS N ROSES!! (BEST OF THE BEST!) ACDC (EQUALLY THE BEST OF THE BEST!!) THE BEATLES!!, THE CARPENTERS!! (BEST OF THE 80'S!!) ELTON JOHN!! ELVIS PRESLEY!!, GOO GOO DOLLS, GAVIN DEGRAW, THE FRAY, FORT MINOR, EVERY AVENUE, ERIC CLAPTON, MASON WILLIAMS!!, ENRIQUE IGLESIAS!!, DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE, CHRIS DAUGHTRY, DAVID COOK, DANIEL BEDINGFEILD, COLDPLAY, CREED, COLBIE CALLIAT, CHEVELLE, CARRIE UNDERWOOD, BOYS 2 MEN!!, BARLOW GIRL, ALL 4 ONE, ALL AMERICAN REJECTS, ALICE COOPER, ALICE IN CHAINS, ACE OF BASE, ABBA, AALIYAH!!( R.I.P).

Age: Immortal "..." Muahahahah Die Mortals!!

Grade: College

Age: 16 (Yea I know young to be in college whatever!! don't hate lol)

Studying: law, and medical science (I have no idea why I'm doing pre-law I'll have to re-learn everything over in law school anyways-_-, I'm an idiot at times...)

Addictions: FALLING ASLEEP WITH MY IPOD STILL GOING LOL, EATING CHEETOES (MY ROOMATE SWORE SHE WAS GONNA HIDE EM), SKITTLES!!, NERDS!! (AW MAN GOTTA LOVE THAT CANDY, TEXTING ON MY CELL (WELL WHO THE HELL ISN'T ADDICTED TO THAT?) DRINKING HOT CHOCOLATE WITH CINAMON(REALLY REALLY BAD HABIT), STAPLING RANDOM PAPERS TOGETHER FRO NO REASON WHAT SO EVER LOL, PLAYING MY XBOX AND PS3 YEA MAN I'M WORSE THAN GUYS WHEN IT COMES TO THAT, GOING FOR WALKS IN THE NIGHT BLAH BLAH

BEST BOOKS OUT THERE:

-THE RIGHT ATTITUDE TO RAIN- ALEXANDER McCALL SMITH

-ALL KAREN KINGSBURY NOVELS

-ALL THE SARAH JENSEN SERIES

-LOCK AND KEY-SARAH DESSEN

-HOW TO DEAL-SARAH DESSEN

-JUST LISTEN-SARAH DESSEN

-LOVE BY DESIGN-NORA ROBERTS

-ALL CATHERINE ANDERSON NOVELS

-THE POWER OF NOW-ECKHART TOLLE (ONE OF THE BEST SPRIRITUAL ENRICHMENT BOOKS EVER WRITTEN) CHEERS! ECKHART!

-ROCK SOLID LEADERSHIP-ROBIN CROW (REALLY GREAT BOOK ON LEADERSHIP SKILLS

CAN'T THINK OF ANYMORE RIGHT NOW HMMM LOL LEAVE THAT FOR LATER :P

Fave subs: English (No-brainer), English literature (Go figure), Math (Lmao ok yes I'm mental to actually like math but whateves), Bio, Chem, Physics, Law, music, art, drama (Too bad I don't get to do much of these anymore.

Fave quotes: "Take all you can, give nothing back" - Jack sparrow

"Some people fall into love, I had to crash into it" - From the movie how to deal

"Silence is golden- Muhammad Ali (Ah yes this one I love it's so true).

"Who ever said anything was possible never tried to slam a revolving door"- Don't know who said this lol but i love it

"Judge me all you want but keep the verdict to yourself"- lol don't know who said this either

"If you die in an elevator push up" -xd!!

"There is only one thing in this entire world that who can do that I cannot, you can kiss my ass, I can't".- Haha gave me a laugh when I first heard it.

"If you don't like my driving stay off the sidewalk"- LoooooooL

"Every parting is a form of death as every reunion is a type of heaven"- Tyron Edwards

"Tradegy is when I cut my finger, Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die"- Mel Brooks

"They Mis-underestimated me" - George w. bush (Lmao the dude should have been a comedian where did he get that words from??) (Sorry to any offended US citizens xd)

"The problem with the french is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur"- George W. Bush (Oh god I died laughing when I head this one on Tv man this dude, like c riously wtf the word is already french!!)

"Everyting we do in life is based on fear, especially love"- Mel Brooks

"But why is the rum gone?"- Jack sparrow

"How's that? The keys run off"- Jack sparrow (God I love jack lmao)

"Not all treasure is silver and gold mate" - Jack Sparrow!! (As you can see I simply love Jack's quotes!!)

"I love those moments, I like to wave at them as they pass by"- Jack Sparrow (Rofl)

"Where's the Thump-Thump?'- Jack sparrow

"Mind the tide! Mind the boat! and Don't touch my dirt!"- Jack sparrow (love this one)

"Nobody move!! I've dropped my brain!!"- Jack sparrow (God I laugh at this all the time)

"Look a peanut!" - Jack sparrow

"My peanut!"- Jack sparrow

"Up is down"- Jack sparrow

"Utterly deceptive twaddle-speak"- Jack sparrow

"Well we shall have a magnificent garden party and you're NOT invited"- Jack sparrow (hahah love this one)

"The worlds still the same there's just less in it" - Jack sparrow (Man he sounds surprisinly wise at times)

"Cuttlefish" - Jack sparrow

"We pirates are not very creative lot when it comes to naming things, I once sailed with a geezer lost both his arms and legs and had half an eye"- Jack, "What did you call him?" - Gibbs, "Larry" - Jack (lool)

"They be my charts!"- Barbossa "Well that makes you chartman!"- Jack (ahaah god I cracked up in the cinema when I watched this half the ppl stared lol)

"Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly?"- My brother

"I'm not gay but my boyfriend is" - Mark Brunetz (lol)

"Have you noticed anyone going slower than you is an idiot but anyone going faster is a maniac?"- George Carlin

"Why do we drive on a parkway yet park on a driveway?"- Gallagher

"Dude you're a dude!!"- from the movie Dude, where's my car (L.M.A.O I WATCHED THIS YEARS AGO AND IT STILL CRACKS ME UP XD:D)

OK NOW ONTO MY FAV THING TO DO!! TELL LAME JOKES!! I AM THE UNDEFEATED QUEEN OF LAME JOKES SO FAR LOL, I ALWAYS TELL EM AT THE DINNER TABLE AND MAKE PPL GROAN, HERE'S A FEW

WHY WAS THE TOMATO BLUSHING?-BECAUSE HE SAW THE SALAD DRESSING

WHY DID BARBIE NOT GET PREGNANT?-BECAUSE KEN CAME IN A DIFFERENT BOX

WHEN IS A CAR NOT A CAR?-WHEN IT TURNS INTO A DRIVEWAY

-WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?-IT WAS STAPLED TO SID VICIOUS

WHAT DO YOU CALL A COW WITH NO LEGS?-GROUND BEEF

-WHAT DO YOU CALL A FLY WITH NO WINGS?-A WALK

-WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU DROP A PIANO DOWN A MINE SHAFT?-A FLAT MINOR

-DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE CANNIBAL WHO DUMPED HIS GIRLFRIEND?- LMAO I KNOW CRUDE BUT IT ALWAYS MAKE ME LAUGH

-DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE TWO ANTS SITTING ON THE TOILET SEAT AND TALKING? ONE OF EM GOT PISSED OFF"- LOL

-DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE TWO PEANUTS WALKING DOWN THE DARK STREET ONE NIGHT? ONE OF EM GOT ASSAULTED

-A HORSE WALKS INTO A BAR, THE BARTENDER TAKES ON LOOK AT IT AND GOES "SO WHY THE LONG FACE?"- OH GAAAWD LOL

-TWO BLONDES WALK INTO A BAR, YOU WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THE SECOND ONE WOULD HAVE SEEN IT- LOOOOOOOOOOOL LOVE THIS ONE

-A TERMITE WALKS INTO A BAR AND GOES "IS THE BAR TENDER HERE?"

-1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,10- WELL YOU SEE SEVEN ATE NINE...-AH MAN AN OLDIE BUT GOODIE

-WHAT DO YOU CALL A DEER WITH NO LEGS THAT FELL INTO A LAKE?-A BOB

-WHO DID THE SKELENTON TAKE TO THE PARTY?-NO BODY!!

WHAT DID THE COW SAW TO THE CAT?- MOOOOOOOVE OVEERRRRRR

TWO MUFFINS WERE SITTING IN AN OVEN, ONE GOES "MAN IT'S HOT IN HERE", THE OTHER CRIES "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!"- OK OK I CRACK MYSELF UP EVERYTIME I SAW THAT ONE LOL

-WHY DID THE ORANGE STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD?- HE RAN OUT OF JUICE

MY DAD WAS A PISTOL GUESS THAT MAKES ME A SON OF A GUN- LOOOL XD COMPLIMENTS OF MY DAD LOL

-WATCH OUT FOR THE VACUUM CLEANER!! "WHAT VACUUUUUUUUUUUU..."- LOL

-WHERE DO YOU FIND A TURTLE WITH NO LEGS?- RIGHT WHERE YOU LEFT IT

WHY DO COWS WEAR BELLS?-THEIR HORNS DON'T WORK

WHAT DID THE MAN WHO INVENTED THE DOOR KNOCKER WIN?-THE NOBEL PRIZE

-WHY DOES A CHICKEN SAY BUCK BUCK?-BECAUSE IT CAN'T SAY TWO DOLLARS

MAHATMA GANDHI AS YOU KNOW WALKED BARE FOOT MOST OF THE TIME, WHICH PRODUCED AN IMPRESSIVE SET OF CALLOUSES ON HIS FEET. HE ALSO ATE VERY LITTLE WHICH MADE HIM RATHER FRAIL AND WITH HIS ODD DIET, HE SUFFERED FROM BAD BREATH. THIS MADE HIM A SUPER CALLOUSED FRAGILE MYSTIC HEXED BY HALITOSIS. - LMAO OK OK BOY THIS ONE IS BBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDD. XD THE LAUGH TO GROAN RATION GOES SKY HIGH WHEN I TELL THIS ONE.

-WHAT DO YOU CALL A PIG WITH THREE EYES?-A PIIIG :P

WHY DID THE ELEPHANTS LEAVE THE CIRCUS?-THEY WERE TIRED OF WORKING FOR PEANUTS

SPEAKING OF LONG STICKS THE JAVELIN CATCHING TEAM IS LOOKING FOR NEW MEMBERS

-PESSIMIST SAYS: EVERYTHING IS FALLING APART!! THINGS CAN'T GET ANYWORSE!! OPTIMIST SAYS: YES THEY CAN

-WHAT DO YOU CALL A MEXICAN WITH A RUBBER TOE?-ROBERTO-HAHA OK YES I FIND THIS ONE HILARIOUS :D

-WHY DON'T SHARKS KILL LAWYERS?-PROFESSIONAL COURTESY

WHEN ASKED HOW HE FELT ABOUR ROE V.S WADE BUSH REPLIED "I PREFER BOATS"- LMAO (SORRY TO ANY BUSH LOVING US CITIZEN BUT BUSH SAYS THE WEIRDEST THINGS).

-WHY CAN'T SKELENTONS PLAY CHURCH MUSIC?-THEY DON'T HAVE ANY ORGANS!-XDXDXD!

-WHAT DOES MOZART DO NOW THAT HE'S DEAD?-HE DECOMPOSSES-LMAO YES I PERSONALLY LOVE MOZART'S MUSIC BUT I GET A KICK OUTTA THIS JOKE HERE PUPPY EYES SORRY MOZART!!

-Did you hear about the latest in thrill seeking gadgets? Since skydiving has been taken nearly to its ultimate limit with BASE jumping, there was only one thing left to do. The newest parachutes only open on impact.- LOLTHIS ONE IS TOO FUNNY

-WHERE DO WOMEN WITH ONE LEG WORK?-IHOP-LOL

-WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS A MOUNTAIN CLIMBER WITH A GRAPE?-YOU CAN'T A MOUNTAIN CLIMBER IS A SCALAR!

LOL OK SO I'M DONE DON'T WANNA FINISH ALL MY GOOD JOKES HERE!! MAN I EVEN CRACKED UP WHILE WRITING THESE!! XD

The face I usually have in public: "..." lol I kinda just stare at just about anyone ppl find it very very irritating

OK BEST MOVIES OUT THERE:

-TEN THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU

-SHE'S THE MAN

-ALL THE GRUDGE MOVIES

-ALL THE HARRY POTTER MOVIES

-ALL THE PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN MOVIES-LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE THEM

-HOW TO DEAL

-STARDUST

-ICE PRINCESS

-SLEEPOVER

-THE ENGLISH PATIENT

-FINDING FORESTER

-THE PRESTIGE

-IRON WILL-OLDIE BUT GOODIE

-DIRTY DANCING

-TITANIC

-A STREET CAR NAMED DESIRE

-MY FAIR LADY (STARRING AUDREY HEPBURN)

-SEX AND THE CITY THE MOVIE

-ATONEMENT

-BRIDE WARS

-IRON MAN

-THE DARK KNIGHT

-JUNO-THE BEST!!

-PRIDE AND PREJUDICE (MY FAV!!)

-THE HOLIDAY (A FAMILY FAV)

-THE NOTEBOOK

-V FOR VENDETTA

-MILLION DOLLAR BABY

-BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN

-I LOVE YOU MAN

-MONSTER HOUSE

(CAN'T THINK OF ANYMORE LOL).

BEST TV SHOWS EVER!!

-SUPERNATURAL!!-DROOLS OVER JENSEN ACKLES (HE IS MY FAV ACTOR OF ALL TIME!!) AND JARED IS HOT (FOR THOSE WHO DON'T JENSEN IS DEAN JARED IS SAM XD)

VAMPIRE DIARIES-HOT GUYS _

-ONE TREE HILL

-SEX AND THE CITY

-GOSSIP GIRL

-CSI MIAMI!!

-CSI

-CSI NY!!

-LOST

-COLD CASE

-THE X FILES

-LAW AND ORDER

-WITHOUT A TRACE (MAN I AM INTO DETECTIVE MOVIES!!)

-MURDER SHE WROTE-THE BEST!!

-GREY'S ANATOMY

-HOUSE

-MONK

-FRIENDS

-THE COSBY SHOW

-GENERAL HOSPITAL

-KING OF THE HILL

-SOUTHPARK

-THE SIMPSONS

-FAMILY GUY

-SPONGE BOB LOL

-WILL AND GRACE!!-LMAO FUNNY SHIT MAN

AH YES WELL ENUFF ABOUT ME BELOW ARE SOME OF MY WRITTEN PIECES HOPW U NJOY EM :P

-CHEERS!!