Hey guys! I've been reading on fictionpress.com and fanfiction.com for ages so i thought it was finally time to create an account.

Okay, so I love writing but i'm more of a reader. I feel bad about starting stories and putting them up because I know I'll be awful at updating and I know how annoying that gets (I know you guys can't help it, but I worship fast updaters. They kickass!:P). Anyway, there's not much else to say but I'll try my very hardest to spew up chapters like one of those awesome staple guns. Don't you guys just love playing with stationary! But as they say, its all fun and games until someone gets a papercut. I hate those stupid papercuts! Now I'm rambling (sheepish look). Enjoy!

Here are some of my favourite quotes and a few clasics. Quotes inspire me :P.

"My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it's gone."

"Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

"Of all the things I lost I miss my mind the most."

"Money frees you from doing things you don't like. Since I dislke doing nearly everything, money is handy."

" 'I think so' means towards the yes side of maybe." said by me after my friend got angry at me for my continuously indescicive answers of 'I think so' at which i had to explain the real meaning of the phrase. I just received a disbelieving stare and a "can anyone be that stupid" to which my other friend answered "Yes. Yes, they can". Needless to say I stole their icecreams. Ha, serves them right.

"No,please don't eat me. I have a wife and kids, eat them"-Homer Simpson (gotta love Homer :)

"Friends are life's way of apoligising for family"(not that I don't love my family, but you gotta see the humour. And the truth :)

"Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring so I go back to being me.)

I'm done, not because I'm done, but because I'm lazy, and a procrastinator, which really are not good traits, but its my personality, which i choose to whole-heartedly embrace, especially since I was brought up to be myself, which they never seem to remember when I don't do stuff. I'm rambling again so see ya!

P.S eat chocolate and be happy, or just do the first cause sometimes the second is hard, and so's the first, but i mean its worth it for chocolate, ooh it would be awesome to go to a land of chocolate like in Cadbury but all chocolates and cookies and yellow sunsets:)