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Hey there! I'd firstly like to say THANK YOU to the people who review my essays, because I love hearing the opinions of other people on the subject. Now, on to general randomness.

Nothing says hello quite like a coconut traveling near the speed of light.

You may not propose to Lord Voldemort with the One Ring.

If iron were ionic, wouldn't it be ironic?

General Randomness

Yeah. So. I have a new obsession to explain, besides the dragon one (they'll show up somewhere, just give it time). I fangirl a country. Iceland. Because they are awesome.

Stuff in the Works-basically, any story that isn't up yet, or that I'm currently working on:

Asmodeus Dans L'Amour: chapter 4 is up and ready to be read! Ch.5 in the works.

Clemëdri: chapter 6 is up and ready to be read!

Thoughts of the Forest: poetry collection, updated whenever I write a new one.

Artwork--drawn by me or other people

Asmodeus-drawn by Anihyr Moonstar

Quotes from my Life:

"Better call the cops someone's getting tortured in there." - our guest conductor in an after-school band practice commenting on the sound coming from the Battle of the Bands rehearsal.

"Do you have a baseball bat I could borrow?...Okay, do you know where I can get a baseball bat?...No, no, I'm not knocking anyone out with it yet." - some random college girl talking on the phone.

"I'm going to snap my way through your computer screen! I'm invisible! I'm like a slice of bread toasting my way through your life!" - my friend.