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since: 01-15-10, id: 707265, Profile Updated: 08-31-12
Author has written 6 stories for Romance, Family, Life, Love, Humor, and Thriller.

"I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat." -Edgar Allan Poe


Hey y’all. Mah name’s Nicole. I be 15 almost 16 years old. I like bands, bad jokes, cats, video games, manga, chickens, Midna, lefties, baking, writing, The Legend of Zelda series, cows, pigeons, farm animals in general, Lebanon, power outages, sunny days, Kingdom Hearts, thunderstorms, tea, happy movies and saltine crackers.

Tim McIlrath, Kellin Quinn, Joel Faviere and Lights are my idols. I love them so much for so many reasons and I just do, okay.

Some of my favorite bands are: Sleeping With Sirens, Get Scared, Rise Against, You Me At Six, I See Stars, Bring Me The Horizon and a bunch of others that I am way too lazy to name.

Oh, and I'm kind of a slow writer when it comes to stories with multiple chapters, but it's only because if I don't take my time it turns out to be shite and I hate when that happens so yeah. I also go through severe writer's depression regularly, when I think I suck and want to give up on whatever it is that I'm writing.

Twitter: @reprobate_

Tumblr: a-final-appeal.tumblr.com

If you know me in real life, go away. There's a 97% chance that I don't like you and/or you smell funny.


Two cannibals were eating a clown. One turns to the other and says, "Does this taste funny to you?"


1. Cry Baby Bridge reviews
"Hey, I found your baby!" Christian yelled as loud as he could, his voice echoing through the night. He should have just gone home when she wasn't there to begin with. He should have known better than to taunt the dead. A one-shot based off a 1920's Oklahoma legend.
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-30-12 - Complete
2. Something To Live For » reviews
"Woah," I leaned in to get a closer look at the boy's sharp canines. "Those look pretty cryptic, are you sure they're fake?" I asked jokingly. The stranger smirked mischievously before replying, completely composed. "Nah, I'm pretty sure they're real."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,010 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 5-28-12 - Published: 9-8-11
3. The Delusional Magician
A mock-epic about the arrogance of a magician.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Published: 3-10-12 - Complete
4. The Final Flush
A short, humorous poem dedicated to my best friend and lover, my fish, Spot.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Published: 3-10-12 - Complete
5. Sometimes
I know for a fact that sometimes, we all wish we had something better. T for suicidal references.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Published: 10-16-11 - Complete
6. Today reviews
A poem about my mother, and how she left me and my family to fend for ourselves. Thanks for nothing.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-8-11 - Complete