The Sarcasm Dance
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since: 01-24-10, id: 708754, Profile Updated: 12-16-10
country: Australia
Author has written 74 stories for Romance, General, Family, Life, General, Love, Religion, Friendship, Young Adult, Politics, Supernatural, and Biography.

i write because it is part of me, like breathing. i cannot stop. i write for myself. but reviews and constructive criticism is always appreciated. most of my writing includes themes of bi-polar, suicidal tendencies and homosexuality. i make no apologies for who and what i am.

my novellas and other longer stories may be found at my other profile. just search Killer Lesbian Robot.

note: Freak Show will be continued, but only when i can actually find the written draft. i've moved so everything is in boxes.


1. Ipsofacto reviews
You measure yourself, not by what you could have been, but what you should have been. T for swearing.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-9-11
2. Cafe On The Corner » reviews
Two women in love amongst the alleys of Melbourne. A collection of short stories. Femslash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-25-11 - Published: 7-19-11
3. wonder and wonder reviews
Keep hoping there's a reason why. T for references if you squint
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-6-11 - Complete
4. lead me away
before it's too late. leave me. stay.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Published: 5-3-11 - Complete
5. locks and keys reviews
sometimes you make me smile and i forget. a cheerful poem
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-13-11 - Complete
6. Etiolate reviews
She lied. Femslash.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-12-11
7. they call me savage » reviews
This isn't a love story. We never did those well. M for sexual references and language.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-12-11 - Published: 3-6-11
8. Target Practice reviews
Time to dodge the arrows. A petrarchan sonnet done as an experiment.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-11-11 - Complete
9. a collection of things that might matter » reviews
some poems. more pillowbookish than anything. read and review
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-5-11 - Published: 11-24-10
10. Scatter reviews
..me among the roses
Poetry: Family - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-5-11 - Complete
11. fingertips reviews
i never listen to warnings.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-3-11 - Complete
12. Absence's Testimony reviews
I think I missed you; or maybe I'm just lonely.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-22-11 - Complete
13. party favour reviews
Your number is scrawled on my arm.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-21-10 - Complete
14. black magic reviews
I am what I am-what I was made-he called me black magic.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-20-10 - Complete
15. a gift that burns reviews
you called me a gift, you love me still. Mother, I'm sorry.
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-19-10 - Complete
16. forever is a lie reviews
but I kinda want you to lie to me
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-16-10 - Complete
17. i wrote these words for you but mostly for me » reviews
Letters that were never sent.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-16-10 - Published: 12-12-10
18. Love Forever
Loving you was the worst mistake I've ever made.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Published: 11-20-10 - Complete
19. But Honey reviews
you weren't that type of girl.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-10-10 - Complete
20. We All Know Nothing's Going On Here reviews
That's why I feel nothing at all. Mentions of self harm.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-29-10 - Complete
21. everything is the same in the dark reviews
the ground is so far away it makes me dizzy with need.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-27-10
22. About A Girl reviews
I'd love to, honey, but I'm no good for you.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-27-10 - Complete
23. Knightless reviews
Was your GreenDay tee shirt meant to be shining steel? Companion piece to Missing.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-22-10 - Complete
24. The Poet Without Words reviews
Nothing comes from nothing. Something old I dug up from within my computer...r&r if you love me. I'm insecure!
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-6-10 - Complete
25. Missing reviews
I find you everywhere, just to remind myself of what's missing.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-22-10 - Complete
26. You Never Understood A Thing reviews
I told you right from the start.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-21-10 - Complete
27. I'm Okay Am I? reviews
You've not earned the right to watch the clouds fall to earth, lined with lead that was meant to be silver. Each stanza is for a different person in my life.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-19-10 - Complete
28. Heart Exchange reviews
I don't want to hear it anymore. You've made your choice, girl. You've chosen him and the white picket fence.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-18-10 - Complete
29. Shining
This is the way it goes.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Published: 9-15-10 - Complete
30. Midnight reviews
Hope trickles through my hands. Let's steal the stars. A hopeful poem for once. I blame the sleep deprivation.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-15-10 - Complete
31. Freak Show » reviews
My name is Experiment 103, and I do not have an age, just a number.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-3-10 - Published: 8-30-10
32. Sun reviews
You burned me away.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-2-10 - Complete
33. Ask A Question
Give it all back.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Published: 9-2-10 - Complete
34. Dreaming
Last night I had a dream. You should've cared.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Published: 9-2-10 - Complete
35. Speechless for me, yet? »
Ten conversations that were never spoken. Femslash, told poetry/microfiction style! Because my novels are bad or I lose interest.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 99 - Updated: 8-30-10 - Published: 8-25-10
36. Longing reviews
Let me dangle by my heartstrings.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-30-10 - Complete
37. Self Respect reviews
Darling, I've learned how to live without you.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-26-10 - Complete
38. Daddy reviews
Daddy, please come home.
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-25-10 - Complete
39. Collections of Screams reviews
You do not have the bruises. just a gold band. A rant about the politicians who do not see the pain their ignorance/apathy cause.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-25-10 - Complete
40. Ribbons reviews
They adorn the sky and bleed.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-25-10 - Complete
41. Rage reviews
I see in red, I want to taste it. I can see so damn clearly now.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-25-10
42. Delusions reviews
Just tell me it's another delusion.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-21-10 - Complete
43. Compassionless reviews
I never got a thing from you.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-21-10
44. Burning Love reviews
I tried to burn my love for you last night. They make me sick, these words i wrote for you.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-19-10 - Complete
45. I Hate You Too reviews
Try to tug tears from cracked stone.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-17-10 - Complete
46. Rip reviews
Just rip it out. A nightmare I had, where I couldn't feel for my brother anymore.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-17-10 - Complete
47. Bestfriends reviews
I see what best friends means to you. A rant at my so-called best friend of years. Thanks mate, for proving you love me as much as you said you did.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-17-10 - Complete
48. Death's Refrain reviews
I always win, in the end.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-14-10 - Complete
49. The Wind reviews
It's easy to be who they think you are. microfiction
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-13-10 - Complete
50. Teratogenic reviews
Your smile is all sharp edges. It cuts me and I love it. Make me bleed. Destroy me. M for extremely dark themes. Femslash. love/hate relationship.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-4-10 - Complete
51. Dagger Hearted Girl reviews
Sometimes dreams don't come true.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-2-10 - Complete
52. Sunlit Ice reviews
I'm so cold I could burn.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-2-10 - Complete
53. Glue reviews
My heart isn't broken, I glued it back together.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-1-10 - Complete
54. Chance reviews
How about everything?
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-29-10
55. Carpenter Of Death reviews
We'll see how he smiles this time.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-29-10 - Complete
56. No Screams The Night Oh Dear
I could, if I wanted to.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Published: 7-29-10 - Complete
57. At Last reviews
It would be so much easier if I could hate you. But you looked at my so lovingly even as you broke my icy heart.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-29-10 - Complete
58. Black Lines reviews
I can't see the meaning in this anymore.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-29-10 - Complete
59. A Street Once Stood Upon reviews
A simpler place for a simpler time.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-29-10
60. Whisper » reviews
It was such a stupid thing to do. But she did it anyway, for a chance at the freedom to love and for that sparkle in Cameron's eyes. femslash
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-26-10 - Published: 7-6-10
61. Four Leaf Clover reviews
You should be careful what you wish for.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-26-10 - Complete
62. Bones reviews
No dear, I haven't slept in a year.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-22-10
63. Believe Me reviews
I don't believe you, believe me. To the ones who kicked me out of my church.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-22-10 - Complete
64. Amazement reviews
I thought I was stronger than this. A poem for my girlfriend.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-22-10 - Complete
65. A Nameless Child
They should have remembered
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Published: 7-22-10 - Complete
66. Scream
All the tears are gone
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Published: 7-15-10 - Complete
67. Addiction reviews
Pain is the fallen angel's addiction. A look at the addictive side of self-mutilation. If such things disturb you, don't read it.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-15-10 - Complete
68. A Poem For a Dead Child reviews
I can't breathe A poem written during one of my bad moods. Or so they say. M for dark themes and so called crazy people.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-15-10 - Complete
69. A Good Question reviews
Why don't you do something with your damn life?
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-15-10 - Complete
70. A Letter To My Cousin reviews
I guess a little of your love was too much to ask.
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-6-10 - Complete
71. Smile For Me reviews
You are so pale you fade into the sheets.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-6-10 - Complete
72. One More Time reviews
This is the beginning of the end. Intended as femslash but can be seen any way. M for dark themes.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-29-10 - Complete
73. Sister
I'm sorry. A story for my little sister.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Published: 4-29-10 - Complete
74. Little Whispers reviews
I know what I've done. Femslash. M for dark themes and angst.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-29-10 - Complete