RFLS
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since: 02-19-10, id: 712623, Profile Updated: 11-13-12
country: USA
Author has written 10 stories for Fantasy, Essay, Fantasy, Sci-Fi, and Humor.

Wow, it's been...a while since I've looked at this. I'd entirely forgotten that I had an account here, and it was an accident that I found it again. Last time I was writing here, I was 17; I'm now 20 and still writing terrible vignettes and essay/rants. Here's my stuff. Enjoy. I go between puns and incredibly depressing topics, and sometimes that's in the same work.

Reviews are appreciated and welcome; I can't tell how terrible my writing is without your help.


1. The Coffee Shop reviews
I'm a little particular about some things.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-13-12 - Complete
2. Depression
So...yeah. I wrote this a while ago, but it's still applicable.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Published: 11-13-12 - Complete
3. The Gruumsk
This one's about a boy who can see fairies, among other things.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Published: 11-13-12 - Complete
4. Landsharks
A brief story about first contact.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Published: 11-13-12
5. The Anachronism
An anachronism is an object out of its own time. Remember this.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Published: 4-2-10
6. He Was Urked reviews
I wondered about what happened to the knights who left bones and charred remains for the hero of a tale. Here's the result.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-2-10 - Complete
7. The Midnight Dragon reviews
I wrote this fairly recently, and it's the first thing I've published that wasn't a school assignment or modified for one. I guess you could say this is the first example of my writing without constraints.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-22-10 - Complete
8. A Tired Rant
Those others were my mind. This is my mind on, well, not drugs. More like my mind off sleep. See for yourself.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Published: 2-21-10 - Complete
9. Save the Not Yet Extinct reviews
This was originally a speech, and I've re-written it as best I can remember here.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-21-10
10. Pythagoras reviews
A long-ish poem depicting a quixotical knight-errant. If you're nerdy enough, you'll get the joke at the end
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-21-10 - Complete