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1. The Art of Chivalry reviews

You know that one guy that is always moaning and pontificating about humanity going to hell in a hand-basket because of facebook and feminism and pre-marital fornication? We've all seen one in our lives. This is about him.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-16-11 - Complete

2. The Red Handkerchief

Originally written in French...and since it's not my first language it's not too complicated of a tale. But I like it. O. Henry-esque.

Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Published: 9-4-11 - Complete

3. Convention » reviews

With chapters like "Me Want Paleface", "Fascist Bushes", "Official US Army Shit", "Smith John", "The RiteAid Revolution", and "Low-Fat Brogurt", you know you want to read this satire about the degeneration of US politics. Please read, enjoy, and recommend

Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 81,767 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 5-2-11 - Published: 5-26-10

4. Thrill reviews

Ever get out of bed and feel "Damn, today's going to be good!" ?

Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-2-11 - Complete

5. Adulthood reviews

On a Southwest flight from OAK to PDX, the man next to me, a guy in his forties, was hunched over a paperback book of financial advice, using a highlighter to brighten the important things, many of which were already bold and underlined . I wrote a poem.

Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-28-11 - Complete

6. Inclement Weather reviews

A brief satire on the emotions stirred up in my county & state by school closures due to snow. Two letters from two parents with two different and hilarious points of view.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-28-11 - Complete

7. La Neige

Both in French and in English. This was for a school assignment-we were to write a poem about snow for French. Due to non-fluency I was limited both in the original poem and the translation. Don't expect my best.

Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Published: 1-31-11 - Complete

8. Socialized Medicine reviews

This is a protest play for fans of the health reform bill. The efforts to repeal it are underway and this play is needed more than ever. Characters model both the real-life effects repealing the bill would have and metaphorically model the forces at work.

Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,109 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-22-11 - Complete

9. Crushing into 2006 reviews

A short, sweet autobiographical tale I wrote up about one of my first crushes-a cute girl named Allie I met over Christmas vacation in 5th grade. Sweet and a little tongue-in-cheek quippy, a 2 minute read at most.

Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-22-11 - Complete

10. Recital reviews

A quick play-more like a scene. A boy, a girl, tension, a feeling. Neither of them have names, neither says what they're actually talking about, and there is a piano. I think that means that it is avant-garde. ; Open to title suggestions.

Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-3-10 - Complete

11. How to Fall in Love in Ten Minutes reviews

A hitman and a trophy wife meet on a plane. A fun and touching love story from one of FictionPress's beloved humorists, author of 'Twilight's Alternate Ending' and 'Convention'.

Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-26-10 - Complete

12. A Modest Proposal

Parody of Jonathan Swift's 'A Modest Proposal'. Pokes fun at my local energy company, BG&E, which charges high rates and responds very slowly to the many power outages. Also jabs at Sarah Palin and Justin Bieber. Have fun!

Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Published: 11-24-10

13. The Dude Chain reviews

A nature documentary-about humans. Specifically, teens and mating. This short, sarcastic comedy follows four teens who all want sort of the same thing. This is technically a screenplay for any sticklers, but it could be a play.

Fiction: Play - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,500 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-17-10 - Complete

14. Dans Un Jardin De La Terre

Poem written in French and translated with tweaks to improve flow . Sorry to those who don't speak French, or who speak it better than me-I probably butchered it. Based loosely off Le Petit Prince, but also works out of context.

Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Published: 11-10-10 - Complete

15. Tea Party leaders debate Don't Worry, Be Happy reviews

What happens when Tea Party leaders debate against the reggae song "Don't Worry, Be Happy" played on a loop? Find out in this satirical essay from one of FictionPress' favorite satirists, Fish Stark Twilight's Alternate Ending, Convention

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-31-10 - Complete

16. Rapunzel and the Zoning Ordinance reviews

Bureaucracy is at work in Fairyland. Zoning board inspector Jack Sprat is jealous of Rapunzel's hair, since his wife's body fat has absorbed all of her hair. He fines Rapunzel for leaving her hair out on the lawn. Can The Handsome Prince repeal the fine?

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-24-10 - Complete

17. The Great Highway Debate reviews

A political satire essay mocking Republican resistance to plans such as Health Care.

Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-12-10 - Complete

18. We Two Go to New York City reviews

And the dynamic duo goes to the Big Apple! What will happen?

Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-26-10 - Complete

19. We Two Go Hiking

And the infamous couple goes hiking.

Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Published: 8-26-10 - Complete

20. We Two Go to the Lake

My bitter but lighthearted salute to happy couples.

Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Published: 8-26-10 - Complete

21. Approach Shot

I want to talk to a girl but don't. I write an angsty poem.

Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Published: 8-26-10 - Complete

22. Ode to the Lightning Bug On My Shower Curtain reviews

I saw a lightning bug on my shower curtain. I wrote a poem.

Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-26-10 - Complete

23. Hanging With Cupid's Masterpieces reviews

This is a poem about love and stuff

Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-26-10 - Complete

24. Still Life With Crumbs on Plate reviews

I saw some crumbs on a plate and metaphors abounded. This is what happens when you give children too much time off for the summer.

Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-26-10 - Complete

25. Another Fairytale reviews

A talking donkey from the hood, a bunch of drug-smuggling trolls, and a knight in a woman's body form the cast of this madcap fairytale. Check it out!

Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-7-10 - Complete

26. Fairytale reviews

Fans of my alternate ending to Twilight will no doubt love this f'd-up fairy tale disclaimer: written really quickly featuring all sorts of crazy characters, including a little troll named Glenn Beck.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-8-10 - Complete

27. TenezMoi

I wrote it using my not very vast knowledge of French. I said it was English because I included an English translation and even those who don't speak the language can appreciate the French poem's beauty.

Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Published: 5-26-10 - Complete

28. A Letter From Republicans to Democrats reviews

A satirical news article about a letter sent to Democrats by Michael Steele that exemplifies the "true Republican spirit".

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-27-10 - Complete

29. First Daughter » reviews

Griffin Peshk, an Albanian superspy, has been sheltered from the outside world in a training facility for all of his 13 years. He's sent to America to kill the president, but his priorities are thrown out of whack when he meets the President's daughter.

Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,767 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-27-10 - Published: 4-1-10

30. Without You reviews

She makes life so much better, and this is a poem about that.

Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-4-10 - Complete

31. Supergirl reviews

She's THAT special.

Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-4-10 - Complete

32. Letter to Katy from the State Penitentiary

A poem

Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Published: 3-31-10 - Complete

33. How To Fall In Love In Under 15 Minutes reviews

One of the first short stories I ever wrote.

Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,773 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-31-10 - Complete

34. How Cheney Stole Christmas reviews

Parody of Dr. Seuss' "How the Grinch Stole Christmas".

Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-31-10 - Complete

35. Dear Mr Spielberg reviews

A faux letter to Stephen Spielberg.

Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-31-10 - Complete

36. Javier

A story I wrote. It was supposed to be a school assignment to illustrate Belizian culture. I turned it into a novella.

Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,299 - Published: 3-31-10 - Complete

37. Focus reviews

I hate ADHD drugs. I wrote a poem about how much I hate them.

Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-31-10 - Complete

38. Signature reviews

A Poem About My Signature

Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-31-10 - Complete

39. Cliches reviews

A short story I started, made up of entirely cliches.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-31-10

40. Queneau

A queneau is when you tell the same story through many different formats.

Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Published: 3-31-10 - Complete

41. Awkward Love In Haiku reviews

Some haikus about admiration.

Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-31-10 - Complete

42. Algebra and its Applications to Real Life reviews

Algebra sucks! Read this.

Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-31-10 - Complete

43. Ode to an Incoming Call reviews

I wanted her to call me. She never did. I wrote a poem.

Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-31-10

44. Signs reviews

You know that moment where you don't understand what your crush is trying to subconsciously say to you? This is a poem about that.

Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-31-10

45. Why I'm Not Very Social reviews

And I attack the popularity structure of middle school.

Poetry: School - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-31-10 - Complete

46. Cage FightA Family Guy Fanfic reviews

Brian and Peter save Nicolas Cage's career; Stewie meets the machine from Big.

Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,799 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-31-10 - Complete

47. The Brits and the Yanks reviews

American and British tourists stuck in the desert plus an author who loves his stereotypes equals comic fun!

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,187 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-31-10 - Complete

48. Writer's Block reviews

Poem about writer's block

Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-31-10 - Complete

49. CTYA True Story of Life and Love at Nerd Camp

So...this is me chronicling my adventures at nerd camp. Funny and poignant. Stream-of-conscious, too, so not my best work-but every word of it true-to-life.

Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,520 - Published: 3-31-10 - Complete

50. Rejection reviews

Based on true events.

Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-31-10 - Complete

51. Still Life With Vines and Fence reviews

I saw some vines and a fence. I wrote a poem about them. I posted the poem on Fiction Press.

Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-31-10 - Complete

52. Lac Du BoisA True Story of Life, Love, and French

This chronicles my four years at a French immersion camp in Minnesota from ages 9-12, including my first romantic encounters with the opposite sex. Awkward, sweet, and true. Preteen romance 101, take it or leave it.

Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,461 - Published: 3-31-10 - Complete

53. Big Sappy Romantic Poem

I wrote down my thoughts about love/my girlfriend at the time. Very sentimental and at times cliche. Take it or leave it.

Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Published: 3-31-10 - Complete

54. The Role of the Essay in American Education reviews

Humorous poem that makes fun of essays. Yay!

Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-31-10 - Complete

55. Hands

Poem about a break up. More specifically, my breakup.

Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Published: 3-31-10 - Complete

56. Why the Sky is Reflected in Puddles reviews

Another mythical assignment for school, explaining a natural phenomenon. Written after seeing the sky reflected in a puddle.

Fiction: Fable - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-31-10 - Complete

57. Court in Haiku

An explanation of why I'm in court for Grand Theft Auto.

Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Published: 3-31-10 - Complete

58. How Animals Were Created

A school assignment. I made up my own myth about the creation of animals.

Fiction: Fable - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Published: 3-31-10 - Complete

59. Wish You Were Here reviews

Angsty love poem

Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-31-10 - Complete

60. The Hannah Montana Movie's Alternate Ending reviews

After the success of my alternate ending for Twilight, I lampoon Hannah Montana in an alternate ending for her own movie. Featuring some very special guests.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-19-10 - Complete

61. Lost Book of the Odyssey reviews

I had to write a "lost book" of the Odyssey as a creative writing assignment. We were graded on our creativity as well as our Homericness. I did it in the original poetic meter, dactylic hexameter, for extra credit. Takes place right after Polyphemus.

Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-19-10 - Complete

62. Slow Dance In Haiku reviews

A series of haikus about a slow-dance.

Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-6-10 - Complete

63. You Learn Something New Every Day

This is a poem.

Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Published: 3-6-10 - Complete

64. Goldman Sachs Turns A Profit? reviews

A satire about what would happen if Goldman Sachs made a minimal profit.

Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-6-10 - Complete

65. Whatever You Be

Is this a cliched love poem? Why yes.

Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Published: 3-3-10 - Complete

66. Writing Poetry In Haiku reviews

A haiku about the art of writing poetry.

Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-3-10 - Complete

67. Blood & Pizza reviews

A play about violence, what it means to be human, vengeance, forgiveness, and proper Pizza Guy ettiquette.

Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-3-10 - Complete

68. Twilight's Alternate Ending reviews

Alternate ending to Twilight. Twilight lovers beware, this is a satire and I HATE TWILIGHT.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 3-3-10 - Complete

69. Resistance

Poem about snow on a mountain.

Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Published: 2-27-10 - Complete

70. Yearly Physical In Haiku reviews

A haiku about my yearly checkup.

Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-27-10 - Complete

71. Out of Left Field: Republican LegislatorsChimps reviews

Satirical essay about the effectiveness or lack thereof of Republican Congressmen.

Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-27-10 - Complete

72. Out of Left Field:Campaign Contributions Gone Wild reviews

Satirical essay about the effects of the Supreme Courts recent vote on campaign contributions from corporations. K for a bleeped 'f-word' and some mild sexual innuendo.

Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-27-10 - Complete

73. Nightswimming

Poem.

Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Published: 2-27-10 - Complete

74. A Very Bad Idea reviews

An awkward teen's plan to get the girl he likes goes horribly wrong. Rated T for language, mild sexual innuendo, and drug content. Being filmed in Los Angeles.

Fiction: Play - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,337 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-27-10 - Complete