Hellooo. I've been of fictionpress... for so long. I kept losing track of my favorite stories, so I decided to make an account and just favorite them now. Yay! Honestly, I'm bad at giving reviews, but I've been working on that. I read... a lot. Too much. I have absolutely no life and would like to keep it that way. Or maybe I wouldn't. Nah, I would. I write a bit, but I have the habit of not finishing my stories--and that is exactly why I don't upload them. If I ever finish one, I'll post it.

Oh, and I read mostly slash. If I find a very good heterosexual story, I'll read it, but mostly slash. Yep. Absolutely addicted to it. Keekee.

I should probably redo this whole profile thing when I've actually slept within the past three days.

I like snails, coffee, paddleboats, muffins, and fossilized fish. I have one (fossilized fish) I named Herbert (or was it Gesila? Maybe Herbert Gesila?). I have a habit of saying "certain death" in a hickney accent and working the comment "I like to watch you sleep," into convesations. I tend to tell people about my dreams in rants that generally begin, "Okay, so I was a large Native American Man, right? And there was this mad scientist..." I make passive agressive comments when I'm angry. I enjoy saying nonsense remarks in German because ("Kommen Sie zu meinem Liebenwagen, und wir werden zu meinem Herz fahren. Jaaa!"), after taking German all through highschool, that's pretty much all I can do. It takes effort to make sense. My major goal in life is to write AND publish a children's book called "Ponies in the Pool" or to scream in an elevator and go through the roof.

I love my friends. I hate homophobes. I love sour gummy worms. I hate seafood. I love the color blue. I hate the color pink. I sometimes laugh when people get hurt even though I feel bad about it. When I was a child, I thought I could control the wind, and I spent most of my time--as a child--rolling my eyes into the back of my head trying to see my brain. I never did manage. It was heartbreaking.

I don't consider myself "normal," but, then again, who does? I am usually friendly. I tend to make overdramatic motions when I talk, and often almost-slap my friend McKenzie in the face. I look very average. I am very quiet when I first meet someone. Later, you can't shut me up. I am most likely female. Yay? I like Red Dwarf, Catch-22, and the book The Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy. Woo? I need sleep. Mrwwwah.

Current favorite quote: "Sometimes I like to throw my head back and just gargle and gargle and gargle, and I don't care who sees me ...because I'm beautiful." -anonymous