Hey! I'm back, after a whole year. Some of you may or may not remember me from when I had up "The Cardboard Adventures of Mary-Sue", a really lovely May-Sue parody, which I then took down because...well, yeah. Then I deleted the file from my computer. Oops. Wow. I'd put it back up if I still had it, but...yeah. I don't wanna waste time re-creating it.

I'm really snarky in my reviews, unless I like your story. So don't take it personally. Also, I'm a grammar freak, so just be warned.

I'm on fanfiction.net under the same name. I have some nice Twilight parodies there. Go review them.

I finally took the time to type some stories from a writing tournament I went to!

We had 35 minutes to write a short story. The judge then reads it and rates it. Then I find the good ones, type them, edit them (just a little), and post them for you. YAY!

This is the copy-paste section.

It's doesn't exist, see? I refuse to be stereotyped! Be a rebel like ME!