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1. Elegy to a Good Toothpaste

With this cute little sendup, I have officially worked through my backlog. Now I'll have to come up with fresh crap for you all to R R.

Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Published: 4-25-10 - Complete

2. Scrawled Note Left at the Bus Stop reviews

I don't have much to say about this one, except that some of the imagery is kinda nice. See what you think.

Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-24-10 - Complete

3. Of Love and Lack Of Consequence

Another Elizabethan sonnet... I think. I didn't bother to check the meter this time. This is my favorite of the three sonnets posted, though that's not saying a lot. R R always appreciated.

Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Published: 4-20-10 - Complete

4. Of Love and Consequence

Yesterday was Petrarchan sonnet, so today it must be Elizabethan. The meter seems to work but that's all I can think to say about this. I don't really even remember writing it. Vodka's a hell of a thing...

Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Published: 4-20-10 - Complete

5. Of Love and Clinical Regret reviews

Yes, it's a Petrarchan sonnet. Yes, I wrote it because I was forced to. No, I didn't fart it out in five minutes. It was more like seven. :

Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-19-10 - Complete

6. Where were you last night reviews

Another rejected contest entry, this time in the poetry division. I rather like this one myself; I think it flows quite nicely. I wonder if you'll agree.

Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-17-10 - Complete

7. By Invitation on the Seventeenth reviews

My rejected entry for the 2010 Atlantic Student Writing Competition. Fluffy satire or rancid tripe? You decide!

Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-17-10 - Complete

8. A Moment of the Catfish

This is a Creative Writing project that's been sitting around for the better part of a year. I think it's an interesting and harmless little character study, but what do you think?

Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Published: 4-17-10 - Complete