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Here is some things about me. I am a girl. I am 14. I live in the USA but I want to live in London. My inspiration for all my writings is the same guy who i have been in love with for 4 years now. I have no idea if he likes me or not. I am obbsessed with Alex Pettyfer, Tom Felton, and Jace Wayland. I have a fanfiction account under the same name as i do here. I could live off of orange juice, sherbert, and crackerjacks. I love to act but i hate real life drama. My pervious best friends have changed a lot, which hurts. But I still have some amazing friends. One is QueenaBeena who has an acount. Everyone should go check her out she is fablous! FRECKLESSSS on here is also a very weird, hilarious, insane, crazy, bad algebra person who says they are good at spelling but her username says other wise friend if mine. Go check her out too! If she would post some stories!! Yet another is a friend since 4th grade. We are so alike its kinda scary. But she's not a writer so no be on here.

Favorites (like anyone cares)

TV- iCarly, Wipeout, The Vampire Diairies, America's Next Top Model, NCIS:LA, Criminal Minds, The Buried Life

Movies- The Blind Side, Madagascar, Remember Me, Letters To Juliet, Ghost Writer, Mama Mia.

Books- The Mortal Insruments seires, Blind Beauty, 13 Reasons Why, Tamar,

Music- Secondhand Serenade, Taylor Swift, Safetysuit, Saving Jane, Jason Walker

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next
week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck k!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Why America has some issues...

1. Only in America can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers. large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America are there people who leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America are there people who buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

8. Only in America are there people who use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

9. Only in America are there people who have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering

My Favorite Pickup Line Comback:

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen

Most of my stories involve self-harm or eating disorders. I do not have either of these. I am not supporting or promoting this things. Both are very serious problems. I only use them to show some of the causes of them. Or to show you what you say can affect others very much. I take my feelings and bring them to the extremes in my writings. I am a strong supporter if To Write Love On Her Arms, which is amazing foundation. I believe healthy is the best size on any person. Some of the most beautiful people I have seen have thighs, and stomaches and aren't size 2. Self-harming and eating disorders aren't the way to go. This is a very important cause to me and I am glad to help in any way. If anybody wants to talk about anything I am here. LET'S ALL BE FRIENDS!! (end my little message)

Please read, and review. I'll happily return the favor. :)