"I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."
- Tyler Durden

"…So anyway, she called it a clip, instead of a magazine!"
- Harmony Flowers, aka The Molotov Chick

"Get your mind out of the gutter! I don't like company."
- Dragonbane

"I wanna have your abortion."
- Marla Singer

"What, kissing and telling already?"
- Mik Rasputin

With that said, I'm not a half-bad hand at writing if you get past the melodrama and the superiority complex. So take a gander at my pathetic whinging. That failing, if you get me a roll of duct tape, orange juice concentrate and some needle-nosed pliers, I can start a revolution in about eighteen minutes flat. 

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1. Maskman reviews

Making friends is a risky business.

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-14-03 - Published: 9-14-03

2. Midnight Flower

A sonnet. You always love the one who hurts.

Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-14-03 - Published: 9-14-03

3. All Grown Up reviews

Someday, you'll realize you left behind everything you ever wanted in the fifth grade.

Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-14-03 - Published: 9-14-03

4. One More reviews

When people break promises, it's a travesty. When governments break promises, it's a tragedy.

War - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-14-03 - Published: 9-14-03

5. Slapdash reviews

Thank god for the mistakes that you choose *not* to make.

Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-14-03 - Published: 9-14-03

6. Guilty Conscience reviews

What's left behind when you come undone?

General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-14-03 - Published: 9-14-03

7. Monochrome reviews

Lost, lonely, lithiated-a young woman's search for God in all the wrong places.

Religion - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-17-03 - Published: 5-17-03

8. Brazil reviews

Vacation is a state of mind.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-27-03 - Published: 3-27-03

9. Touch reviews

Some angels fall; some angels jump. The key to reclaiming one's humanity is declaring one's humility to the world.

Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-27-03 - Published: 3-27-03

10. A Simple Love Story reviews

Dark, beautiful, joyful, agonized. A young writer discovers his own mortality through that of another.

General - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-15-03 - Published: 3-15-03