Hey guys! My names Jamie. I tend to spend all my free time searching the net for some good fiction. I'll read a lot of different genre stories and am always happy to give some good feedback if I like your story. I'm not much of a writter myself so don't expect any stories posted any time soon. Copy & pastes :) If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The irony... If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you have ever typed up all your favourite sayings, printed them off and taped them to your wall, just for something to do. Paste this in your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love rain copy and paste. If you have your own personal bubble space, copy and paste this into your profile If you ever feel like cackling evilly when reading a story, copy and paste this into your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. Quotes: Don't follow in my footsteps, I run into walls Not only do I fall down stairs...I trip up them as well, Now that takes TALENT! I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologises Whoever said nothing was impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if you aim right. Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over. Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED! Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing. Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?! Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. Last night, I was lying on my bed, staring up at the stars and wondering 'Where the heck is my roof?' I'm not saying you're stupid, I'm just implying it. You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor. It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it? I’m smiling, that alone should scare you ;) "Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that." SUPERNATURAL: Saving People, Hunting Things, The Family Buisness. Dean Winchester: Demons I get! People are crazy Dean & Sam Winchester: Can I shoot her? Not in public Dean: Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole Dean & Sam: Kids are the best? I love kids! Name 3 kids you even know Missouri: Boy, put your foot on my coffee table and I'm going to whack you with a spoon! Dean: I didn't do anything. Missouri: But you were thinking about it. Brilliant! It's Potions last thing on Friday! Snape won't have the time to poison us all! -Harry Potter Proud? Are you crazy? All those time I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious... - Harry Potter Everything in this room is eatable, even *I'm* eatable! But that is called "cannibalism," my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies -Willy Wonka :D Buffy/Angel: Cordelia: Paging Mr. Rationalization! Gunn: Paging Ms. About-to-be-thrown-out-of-a-moving-vehicle. Gunn: I'm so glad I met you guys. It's entertaining. Really. Gunn: Give me one good reason. Angel: It'll be extremely dangerous. Gunn: Okay. Spike: We were just working out a - Look, if cavemen and astronauts got into a fight, who would win? Wesley: Ah. You've been yelling at each other for 40 minutes about this. Angel: You just like stabbing me. Spike: I'm shocked, shocked that you'd say that! I much prefer hitting you with blunt instruments. Pirates Of The Caribbean: Favourite movies of all time :) Norrington: No additional shot nor powder, a compass that doesn't point north, [looks at Jack's sword] Norrington: And I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of. Jack Sparrow: But you have heard of me. Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid. Jack Sparrow: You forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Jack Sparrow: Stop blowing holes in my ship! Elizabeth Swann:Yes, the rum is gone. Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone? Barbossa: Why thank ye, Jack. Jack Sparrow: You're welcome. Barbossa: Oh, not you. We named the monkey Jack. Will Turner: How can we sail to an island that nobody can find with a compass that doesn't work? Jack Sparrow:Dirt. This is a jar of dirt. Tia Dalma: Yes. Jack Sparrow: Is the jar of dirt going to help? Tia Dalma: If ya don't want it. Give it back. Jack Sparrow: No. Tia Dalma: Then it helps. Gibbs:So, we're setting out to find whatever this key unlocks. Jack Sparrow: No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever we don’t have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it? Jack Sparrow: [sings] I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it! Elizabeth Swann: There will come a moment when you will have a chance to show it. To do the right thing. Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by. Norrington: Do excuse me while I kill the man who ruined my life. Jack: Sparrow: Now were being followed by rocks, never had that before. Jack Sparrow: Thats even more than unless than unhelpful. Jack Sparrow: I'm not certain I can survive anymore visits from old friends. Barbossa: There's not been a gatherin like this in our lifetime. Jack Sparrow: And I owe them all money. Jack Sparrow: We must fight, to run away! ~Jamie