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MessiahDave
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since: 05-26-01, id: 72897
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Author has written 52 stories for Play, Fantasy, Humor, Horror, Supernatural, Essay, Humor, General, Fantasy, Fable, Life, and Sci-Fi.
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1. Homeless In Las Vegas
A dark, satirical story inspired by Las Vegas recently outlawing the feeding of homeless people.
Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: M - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-20-06 - Published: 7-20-06
2. Beyond Your Eyelids reviews
Conner was so very whimsical.
Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-25-06 - Published: 5-25-06
3. Life Cereal reviews
Mikey hates everything.
Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-25-06 - Published: 5-25-06
4. String Theory reviews
In Cawker City, Kansas, The World's Largest Ball of Twine holds the truth of the universe.
Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-25-06 - Published: 5-25-06
5. Based on Facts
Based very LOOSELY on facts.
Play - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-25-06 - Published: 5-25-06
6. Two Old Birds
A story about a man with some memory issues. No actual birds contained within.
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-25-06 - Published: 5-25-06
7. Biographing Michael Adonis
A story about an author who searches for the details of the life of a young man said to be mysteriously "beautiful".
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-26-06 - Published: 2-26-06
8. Ashes reviews
A quick poem about a man made of ashes.
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-29-06 - Published: 1-29-06
9. The Game reviews
Good and Evil itself wage battle over a game of air hockey.
Fable - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-22-06 - Published: 1-22-06
10. Perpsective reviews
A story of shifting consciousness.
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-22-06 - Published: 1-22-06
11. Bioluminescence reviews
A young boy pops out of his birthing chamber, and ponders whether or not he is unusual.
Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-22-06 - Published: 1-22-06
12. Journey » reviews
Strange world, strange body, strange folk.
Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-22-06 - Published: 1-22-06
13. Dragons, Man Dragons
A steamy romantic moment between Jackie Paper and his... anatomically unique girlfriend inspired by a challenge by my friend Berto to write a story of a fixed number of words ending in the title used here.
Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-17-06 - Published: 1-17-06
14. The New Divine Comedy reviews
George Bush comes to a surprising conclusion regarding God.
Play - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-17-06 - Published: 1-17-06
15. Denouement
A short, one-act play about two survivors after the end of the world who try to determine whether the world ended in nuclear fire or divine righteousness.
Play - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-17-06 - Published: 1-17-06
16. Visage reviews
A monologue about a shocking discovery about one's face.
Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-17-06 - Published: 1-17-06
17. The Grey Canvas reviews
Arthur Talbot is a brilliant artist.
Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-4-06 - Published: 1-4-06
18. Imagination
Just a quick little poem I rattled off about a young boy with a lot of imagination and heart.
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-31-05 - Published: 12-31-05
19. Sanntorexia reviews
Santa begins an extreme weight-loss plan to save his sex life
Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-27-05 - Published: 12-27-05
20. The Horde
Horrible creatures acting on behalf of a horrible alien intelligence
Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-27-05 - Published: 12-27-05
21. Thank Me reviews
At the whim of a madman
Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-27-05 - Published: 12-27-05
22. Infinity reviews
A drunken theoretical physicist and a James Earl Jones Look-a-like walk into a bar...
Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-26-05 - Published: 11-26-05
23. Oakville's Leaves
Autumn is the crutch upon which the rest of the year leans.
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-3-05 - Published: 11-3-05
24. Salt
One of my rare poems. Leroy is a boy with a strange hate-on for insects.
Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-1-05 - Published: 11-1-05
25. The Strange Fate of Richard Beast
A quick, quirky little tale about a man in a motel lobby.
Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-27-05 - Published: 10-27-05
26. Hallowe'en Tree
A frightening but educational encounter in a cemetery on Hallowe'en.
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-24-05 - Published: 10-24-05
27. Mermaids reviews
Their calls maddened me.
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-16-05 - Published: 10-16-05
28. Plane Ride reviews
A man is very afraid of riding in planes, and things take a turn for the surreal.
Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-4-05 - Published: 10-4-05
29. The Puppeteer's Son reviews
I was the only friend Lucio ever had...
Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-12-05 - Published: 9-12-05
30. Stellar! Action News reviews
A mock-interview with famed international super-villain Doctor Macabre.
Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-5-05 - Published: 9-5-05
31. Bite of the Beagle reviews
A man is approached by a mysterious stranger in his apartment, who asks him to denounce reason. Satire.
Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-4-05 - Published: 9-4-05
32. Sir Pascal reviews
The story of Sir Pascal, High Earl of Bowling Green Station and his fight against the mighty dragon.
Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-15-05 - Published: 8-15-05
33. Bedtime
A young boy fears what waits for him when he goes to bed.
Horror - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-13-05 - Published: 8-13-05
34. Gertrude the Fairy reviews
Some fairies collect teeth. Gertrude, on the other hand... Not so much.
Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-8-05 - Published: 8-8-05
35. Corpse reviews
An anal-retentive corpse can't seem to die.
Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-5-05 - Published: 8-5-05
36. Yukon Ho! reviews
Famed adventurer Yukon Cornelius and his small side-kick encounter a strange island.
Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-3-05 - Published: 8-3-05
37. Smiling Sweeney reviews
A detailed description of a children's television show host
Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-3-05 - Published: 8-3-05
38. I Love the Night Life reviews
Thoughts about the nocturnal denizens of Kansas City.
Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-3-05 - Published: 8-3-05
39. I Wish I Was an Existentialist reviews
We all deal with a feeling of being completely and utterly unimportant. But what if you knew for a fact that you were, without a doubt, THE most important person in existence?
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-3-05 - Published: 8-3-05
40. My Master reviews
A Monologue about a slave with a bizarre master.
Play - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-3-05 - Published: 8-3-05
41. Moses reviews
Moses tries to convince God to edit his list of commandments to a slightly more manageable number.
Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-3-05 - Published: 8-3-05
42. Gurgling reviews
Walking home, a gurgling noise seems to follow.
Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-3-05 - Published: 8-3-05
43. Chorizo De Christe reviews
A young man sits eating a burrito, when the face of Jesus Christ suddenly manifests in it and starts speaking to him.
Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-3-05 - Published: 8-3-05
44. Can't Make an Omlette reviews
An autobiography of Humpty Dumpty, detailing his childhood and his eventual decline into alcoholism, eventually climaxing in his famed fall.
Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-3-05 - Published: 8-3-05
45. Seance
A young man contacts his grandmother from beyond the grave, and learns a horrible secret of the cosmos.
Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-3-05 - Published: 8-3-05
46. Something Sinister reviews
There's something sinister in the street...
Horror - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-3-05 - Published: 8-3-05
47. The Musician
A short tale in the spirit of a campfire story.
Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-3-05 - Published: 8-3-05
48. The Living reviews
Three skeletons are out on a camping trip, when one tells them a horror story of the most frightening creatures to ever stalk their nightmares: The Living.
Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-3-05 - Published: 8-3-05
49. Blatant Propoganda With a Minority Report Spin reviews
A couple on a date decide not to have sex, and are rudely interrupted by the sudden presence of a precognitive court room.
Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-3-05 - Published: 8-3-05
50. An Old Story reviews
Wendy wakes up one night, to see a strange boy in her room.
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-3-05 - Published: 8-3-05
51. The Amish reviews
The High Amish Grand Conspiratorial Council meets when they realize that due to their high seclusive lifestyle, they've run out of scape goats.
Play - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-3-05 - Published: 8-3-05
52. I, Pestilence reviews
Pestilence experiences an identity crisis when he realizes that he's the most obsolete of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.
Play - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-3-05 - Published: 8-3-05
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