|Your Little Devil|
Author has written 3 stories for Life.
About Me- Well...I'm Jayme xD nice to meet you. I love to write but get horrible writers block :D Hopefully I can start updating more stories. I'm really nice and fun to talk to (: I love music soo much And I am not going to give you my whole life story so if you want to know more about me just IM me or something yah? (: aha
I behave I just don't always behave well.
Giving up doesn't always mean your weak. Sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.
Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen for the rest of the day.
I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on.
We are the people are parents warned us about.
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
Bieber fans unite! So I can kill you...:D
And then God said, "John, come forth, and receive eternal life..." But John came fifth, and got...A toaster.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.
Just because your not paranoid doesn't mean there not out to get you.
Raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree.
There's a fine line between genius and insanity, I think I crossed it a few miles back.
THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART-
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
17. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow!'
18. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challaging people to a jedi match.
19. Follow a random person and if they turn and ask why are you following me yell, "No I won't have sex with you!"
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