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since: 06-15-10, id: 730123, Profile Updated: 09-05-11
country: USA
Author has written 20 stories for Fantasy, General, Humor, Historical, Young Adult, Essay, Action, War, and Sci-Fi.

Reviews will be reciprocated (eventually).


I am currently re-writing everything. And by currently, I mean when I remember and have the time and inclination to go over my appalling writing that I once thought was brilliant. So yeah...that will get completed sometime in the foreseeable future. If a decade from now is considered foreseeable.


1. Insecurities of a Featherpen » reviews
Featherpen swears he'll give up writing and will never drink another tequila worm, but resisting temptation is never easy. In his quest to stop writing he just might get a love life. After all, he's already done some pretty stupid things. eventual slash.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,706 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-15-11 - Published: 6-23-10
2. Gun to my head, pen in hand » reviews
So, school isn't so great for helping me make time to write; but it is good for making me write. If only I liked writing essays and research papers. I'll share it all with you because it took up so much of my life...
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,768 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-4-11 - Published: 1-20-11
3. Fixation » reviews
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Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,975 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-3-11 - Published: 10-16-10
4. Emote » reviews
A girl feels the emotions of those around her and this "ability" changed her life; then she discovers the truth about her past...and everything changes. warnings: some side slash, cursing
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 45,311 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 1-29-11 - Published: 6-24-10
5. Molesting FreddytheTeddy or falling face first? » reviews
First I got trapped in a closet with my brother.Then we got rescued.I wish I'd stayed in the closet.Literally.That wasn't a gay pun, but now that I think about it, a lot of couples go in there...oh god, never mind.I'm okay with being out of the closet.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-29-11 - Published: 7-19-10
6. Project Renaissance » reviews
Mpreg. Set after WW III the world has become drastically underpopulated and humans are on the verge of dying out. A scientist attempts to reverse the decline with the help of a young man and his lover. The experiment is known as Project Renaissance.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,116 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-20-11 - Published: 8-4-10
7. Titanic » reviews
The name was a joke. The "unsinkable" ship sank. The "unbreakable" code will break. But only if they catch me. I need help to make sure they don't. Slight problem: I'm paranoid and on the run. Who can I trust? If I don't figure it out soon, I'll be sunk.
Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,783 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-17-11 - Published: 7-22-10
8. déjà vu » reviews
He falls in love; the guy dies. He decides that's he's done grieving and if he still writes letters to the dead guy, well that's normal isn't it? He's not going to hold onto a memory, instead he opts for a one night stand two years later.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,398 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-25-10 - Published: 7-15-10
9. The art of the failed casual fuck » reviews
Apparently I can't leave one-shots as they are, so I elaborated on this. It is the story of how your grandparents met. Originally meant to be a one-shot about casual sex, but when I wrote it I chickened out and this is the result. Read at your own risk.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-5-10 - Published: 8-2-10
10. A little too close to home » reviews
This story was a little too close to home. Some of things that happen in it are real, and some are fabricated, but always present are the bare bones of the truth. In the end, this story doesn't wrap up neatly, life has loose ends and the past is haunting.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,252 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-4-10 - Published: 7-3-10
11. untitled dream slash reviews
Based on a dream I had. Slash. So far only the prologue unless someone expresses further interest. Currently set at "K" but will increase to "M" for non-explicit sex scenes and cursing among other things. R&R and I'll be sure to return the favor.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-2-10
12. My reaction to bloodstained paradise reviews
I read a poem, and I reacted to the poem by writing one myself in reply to it. That poem was Bloodstained Paradise by Lyra Kaji, and it was tragic and beautiful enough to inspire me. Review this and I'll return the favor.
Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-28-10 - Complete
13. Three years and two weeks too late reviews
Experimental, dark and incoherent. Thoughts of a mind in rage. I wrote it with a lot of emotion so if anyone reads this and gives me their reaction I'd appreciate it. And don't worry too much about tragedy/angst label, the character is happy in the end.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-14-10 - Complete
14. Different breeds of writers reviews
The title explains what the contents inside are. If you want to read it, read it. But I'm not bothering to convince to read something I wrote on a whim. And this isn't long enough for me to want to summarize it. So there, I won't.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-10-10 - Complete
15. Transfixed reviews
His gaze is hypnotic to the very end.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-30-10 - Complete
16. ZRI » reviews
What would you do if you had the ability to stop time? Zeke finds a mysterious box, but how did it end up with him? And just why did his father disappear ten years ago? Zeke and his friend Ethan try to find answers. But someone has other plans...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,150 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-29-10 - Published: 6-19-10
17. His first time reviews
Seth trusts his friend Warren. When he spends the night though, he finds that his trust may be misplaced. NO SLASH INVOLVED. Rated "T" for language, themes, and inuendo. Complete one-shot.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-26-10 - Complete
18. I apologize, but it's not really my fault reviews
It sort of mocks all those regency romance books. This is more realistic of noble regency era husbands. It's letter written by an unapologetic regency husband who cheated- and was dumb enough to get caught.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-22-10 - Complete
19. Tribute to teachers and coffee! yay coffee!
Technically fiction because it's about a person who doesn't exist. Other people thought it was funny when I wrote it, so it is now in the humor section. The title kind of says it all so...stop reading the summary and go take a look at it already. Or not.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Published: 6-22-10 - Complete
20. The first felony reviews
One of my first attempts at third person narration, not very realistic...but I'm leaving it up out of misplaced nostalgia.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-22-10 - Complete