If you have ever stayed up all night reading fanfiction, copy paste this into your profile
If you have ever laughed during a movie that was in no way intended to be funny and people started staring at you funny copy and paste this

P.S I never changed, I just got tired of pretending I was happy.
- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
- The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
-Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.
-The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
- When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Slamming a revolving door really is possible-you just won't get a BOOM.
One day, you will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

Roses are red, violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are you,
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
The sugar bowl’s empty, and so is your head.

I have six locks on my door all in a row, when I go out, I only lock every other one, I figure, no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

You have just received the Amish Computer Virus.
Since the Amish don't have computers, it is based on the honor system.
So please delete all the files from your computer. Thank you for your cooperation.

-The voices may not be real, but they have some pretty good ideas.

-Operation This-Will-Most-Likely-End-Badly is a go!

-Would you like a side of EPIC with that FAIL?

-YOUR MOM. Oh. Yeah. Burn.

-Note To Self : It is illegal to stab people for being stupid

-Good Morning. I see the assassins have failed...

-It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.

-I did not hit you... I simply high-fived your face

-I'm Smiling: That alone should scare you

"I didn't lie! I just created fiction with my mouth! "

"forget Prince Charming! I want a Mr.Darcy with a side of Andy!" ~moi

My Dream Cast: The Hunger Games
Katniss Everdeen: NO. IDEA. my mental picture Doesn't. Exist.
Gale: Drew Roy (just pretend he hasn't been on iCarly and Hannah Montana, pleeease)
Peeta: Charles Carver
Prim: Bella Thorne/Abigail Breslin
Mr. Everdeen: Jim Caviezel
Mrs. Everdeen: Rosamund Pike
Rue: Alana Locke
Effie: Jayma Mays
Finnick: Freddie Stroma
Annie: Rachel McAdams/Emily Blunt
Haymitch: Robert Downey Jr./Hugh Laurie
Cinna: Drew Seeley/Joseph Gordon-Levitt... ;D
President Snow: Ian Mckellan
Caesar Flickerman: Randy Fenoli from say yes to the dress:) I couldn't resist
Boggs: suggestions??
President Coin: suggestions??