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since: 07-24-10, id: 736461, Profile Updated: 10-04-12
country: USA
Author has written 15 stories for Supernatural, Sci-Fi, General, Romance, and Humor.

The link to Real Vampires Don't Sparkle is here!

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Real Vampires has a facebook page! Like it, and you'll get notifications in your news feed whenever a new chapter goes up. Plus, you'll be helping me, the struggling writer, by spreading the word. Seriously, the best way to help a writer is to let other people know you like their books. The link is here!

My story Real Vampires Don't Sparkle is being serialized at www.curiosityquills.com. Please go check it out!

I have twitter account. @AmyFecteau. Yes, that's my real name. It's French. I'm not French, just my name. Follow me and learn all about the wonderful things I eat for breakfast! Maybe it'll feel less silly that way...probably not. Anyway twitter. Do it.

Hi.

Me:

28, computer science major, trapped in the American northeast, sarcastic, lover of fake cheese and cursing.

My stories:

Lots of dialogue, ditto on the swearing. All my characters lean towards snark. I prefer to laugh, so lots of humor. Bouts of melodrama, usually of the violent kind. I do love my violence. Almost always slash. Never set in high school (with one exception). Don't follow seme/uke rules, because come on, people, it really doesn't work like that in real life. Sometimes my characters' opinions are my own, sometimes not. Check first if you plan on yelling at me.

Other:

If you give me a review, I may respond, I may not. If I sound mean, I'm being sarcastic. If I sound bizarre, it's because I am. If you make me laugh, I will love you forever.


1. Real Vampires Don't Sparkle reviews
REMOVED FOR PUBLICATION. SEE INSIDE. Matheus didn't ask for this. He just wanted a normal, boring life. One bad night, and now he was drinking blood, running for his life, questioning his sexual orientation and generally being a whiny b*tch. Well, that last part wasn't new. slash. snarky.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 311 - Updated: 7-25-12 - Published: 7-26-10 - Complete
2. Ring, ring reviews
Q: What is a writer's least favorite thing to do? A: Write. So what's an agent to do? Did you say commit enough felonies to quality for entry to the mob? Ding, ding! You win a prize. oneshot, dialogue only, rating for language and such.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-26-12 - Complete
3. Saint Valentine's Day » reviews
Everyone celebrates in their own way. A series of one-shots. A smidgen of smut, a bit of sweet, and a lot of snark.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,016 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-13-12 - Complete
4. Cupcakes reviews
Includes: eggs on the ceiling, a maid, a break-up, several curse words, a precocious six-year-old, minimal angst, awkward flirting, cupcakes obviously , chain-smoking, a happily married gay couple and cake-related deception.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,949 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-11-12 - Complete
5. Teghan's Mistake reviews
Even the smartest people do dumb things sometimes. Teghan is no exception. Just a fluffy bit of slash. oneshot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,367 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-6-11 - Complete
6. Generically Cute Romantic Comedy Title reviews
Viv is neat, Toby is not. Toby is poor, Viv is rich. Toby is hot, Viv...is also hot. My version of a romantic comedy, which like most rom-coms is not especially funny... m/m, slash, etc, etc, etc, just read the damn thing, okay?
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,344 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 10-20-11 - Complete
7. Control reviews
Tomorrow is cranky. Soren gets a job. Soren is cranky. Tomorrow takes drastic measures. Sequel to Tomorrow's Visitor. MM. Rated for naughty language. Oneshot.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-19-10 - Complete
8. Everybody Says reviews
Jakob gets drunk and lost. Oh, and a giant cockroach wants to become...intimate. A short one shot from the Neurotic and Sociopathic universe.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-18-10 - Complete
9. Undead Dialogue reviews
An afterlife conversation between two guy whose deaths were less than normal. If you're looking for deep, complex allegories and brooding plot lines, this is not the story for you. If you want the literary equivalent of a Easter Peep, then click on over
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-14-10 - Complete
10. Tomorrow's Visitor reviews
Tomorrow liked solitude. Then a naked lunatic arrived and demanded pants. Things went downhill from there. oneshot. slash.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,393 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 10-27-10 - Complete
11. Mmm reviews
In which Sebastian is a neurotic b*tch and Jakob is himself. This only makes things worse. MM. Slash. One-shot. Sequelish to Neurotic and Sociopathic in Space.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,511 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-15-10 - Complete
12. Neurotic Bits » reviews
Shorts from Neurotic and Sociopathic in Space. Probably won't make sense until you've read that first.
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-6-10 - Complete
13. Fk it reviews
You know all those things you always wanted to say? Well, Adam decided to say them. m/m. fluff. oneshot.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 10-5-10 - Complete
14. The Boy Who Cried Troll reviews
You know the worst thing about being crazy is that not even your best friend will believe you when you tell him there's a troll living under the stairs. Okay, maybe not the worst. It's never really been an issue before. But it's definitely on the list.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,972 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-4-10 - Complete
15. Neurotic and Sociopathic In Space! » reviews
So your hot math teacher has a spaceship hidden in his basement. Oh, and he's a wanted criminal and you ended getting kidnapped by aliens. A little freaking out might be on order. Unless you're Jakob. Then it's the best thing that ever happened to you
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 226,031 - Reviews: 65 - Updated: 10-3-10 - Published: 8-28-10 - Complete