Hi there! I'm Chriss Corkscrew; 23, British and generally a very foxy lady (sez me!). I love to read fanfic, particularly Red Dwarf, the A-Team and Star Trek and write it when I'm in the mood. Unfortunately I am no longer a lady of leisure and am forced to actually work for a living (shock horror!) at the local council. I'm the one who sits in the corner giggling manically and trying to figure out how to drop an anvil on my managers head. To cheer me up, feel free to read and review my stuff. . . Or you could send me money. Yes. Do that.