Boomshakalakadingdong.

Oh, BEHAVE, baby! ;D

I am the eunuch of many alliuses.

JUST KIDDING!

Ah, the internet is getting to my head. Think of me as your computer screen; completely sexless and incapable of copulation. BAM.

You want the truth???

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!

But, if you must know, I'm actually an extremely muscular sabertooth tiger, wearing the tactful combination of a thong and a coconut bra. Rawr.

x

Double points if you got the hidden message.

Triple points if you know the two references that I'm aware of. :D

-EXPLANATION OF POTENTIAL HIATUS-

(If you genuinely care - which is unlikely - or you want more informtion, feel free to PM me!)

This is a message to all busybodies out there - whether you give a damn or just read profiles for entertainment(?) ;)

Well... part of my prospective absence is due to a destructive rampage where I delete all new works within a space of a week - whether or not you (dear readers) like it. It's the peppermint tea. I swear. It's making me more cynical and critical of my work, and it seems to have come into my life at the same time as the downwards spiral.

That, and I am currently in a slump.

A big emotional wreck slump - not necessarily creative. But it's having a detrimental effect on me in general, and may affect the speed of my updates.

Is this some sort of crisis?

Probably.

It might also be because I'm just generally ill atm.

Either way I'm going to the GP to check out why I'm having heart palpitations - most likely involved with the virus I've had for... (I can count, by the way, I just can't remember how long it's been)... BUT even more likely it's a result of my hypochondria - but if I don't update in the next three years, that probably means I'm dead. In which case, sorry guys, and have a nice life.

That is, if you even care.

But if you wanted an explanation... well, here it is!

Pip-pip cheerio!
-TCD