Hello there. Strange of you to stumble across my profile at this time of night. Isn't it a bit dangerous for you to be out in these parts? A pretty, young, unarmed one like you...ahem. Sorry.

My name's unimportant, but before you criticize my obviously horrendous writing or any aspect of my personality, please realize that I'm much younger then you might think. I'm not any good at writing, behaving myself, or life in general. Now fuck off. That is, unless you'd like to talk to me? I'm actually quite approachable when I want to be. Send me a PM or whatever. We can discuss the means of which you want me to dispose of those bodies...

Until then, eat your vegetables, brush your teeth, and don't get murdered.

-AA

Regarding the Status of My Shitty Writing

Wow. I hadn't thought anyone really cared, but if you insist...

I've actually been thinking and typing and editing and hating myself and doing all the things that writing something requires, but I just can't bring myself to let other people see the idiocy it brings about. I haven't being able to finish anything I deem fit for the public. Soon though, lovelies. I'll get to it soon.

Also, Let Me Advertise Myself Because I'm a Whore

Alright, I'm always looking for some more followers so I can convince myself that people know I exist, so here. Do with it what you will. (Pssst, I almost always follow back.)

http://undeadfetus.tumblr.com